Dragon Crab
phastinemoon.bsky.social
Dragon Crab
@phastinemoon.bsky.social
I am a Butche Fatale, 200+ lbs, 5'1", alpaca farmer, and one of two twin sisters who each only tell the truth or lies.

And I'm also primarily a Tumblr girlie -- I'm just here to follow people from Youtube.
Just watch that nobody pees in them.

Source: this furry butt
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m not the only one!
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Nothing like coming home to someone who loves you
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
These doors in my house are utterly crooked, and my sister keeps telling me that it reminds her of The Ladykillers calling Mrs Wilburforce “Ms Lopsided” and I really think I’ve achieved my lifelong dream.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is too late for the list, but I found THIS at a Halloween Express and… what?

@radiodeadair.com @taradeenihan.bsky.social #Halloworst2025 #WTFIWWY
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
At least the boy is good
October 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Lots of things suck rn, so here’s my goofy boy being super good and purring on my chest
October 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is the other reason why Linux isn't all it's cracked up to be for non-programmers -- the insufferable community of "Well actually" people.
September 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just make sure it’s ACTUALLY educating yourself.

No, googling conspiracy theories does not count.
July 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This has big “Elphaba imagining a celebration throughout Oz that’s all to do with her” energy
April 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Look at what just got posted on YouTube, hoo boy, we’re eating GOOD today!
March 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
February 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You'd be surprised.
February 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This goofy boy.
February 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My little familiar was a stray when she was just a kitten, we weren't sure if she was dumped or if she was feral, but she didn't like being around other animals or people...

Anyway, this is her, today.
February 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
January 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
January 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
December 25, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Behold, a man!
November 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM