Dragon Crab
@phastinemoon.bsky.social
I am a Butche Fatale, 200+ lbs, 5'1", alpaca farmer, and one of two twin sisters who each only tell the truth or lies.
And I'm also primarily a Tumblr girlie -- I'm just here to follow people from Youtube.
And I'm also primarily a Tumblr girlie -- I'm just here to follow people from Youtube.
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Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell
The funniest thing is how many times he hollers, and I could swear it’s a different accent every time.
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The funniest thing is how many times he hollers, and I could swear it’s a different accent every time.
And eventually - it will be you.
Pleading with people to understand the scope of this.
It won’t just be for immigrants.
They will use these camps to detain anyone they deem as an “other”.
The disabled. The homeless. Trans people. Political dissidents.
Your tax dollars will be spent incarcerating people without due process.
It won’t just be for immigrants.
They will use these camps to detain anyone they deem as an “other”.
The disabled. The homeless. Trans people. Political dissidents.
Your tax dollars will be spent incarcerating people without due process.
Breaking news: ICE expects to spend $38.3 billion on its plan to acquire warehouses across the U.S. and retrofit them into immigrant detention centers that can hold tens of thousands of people, according to agency documents.
February 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
And eventually - it will be you.
Uh, this is the best thing I’ve seen!
Gtfo with “the dumbest 3D sculpt”
Gtfo with “the dumbest 3D sculpt”
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Uh, this is the best thing I’ve seen!
Gtfo with “the dumbest 3D sculpt”
Gtfo with “the dumbest 3D sculpt”
I literally just finished getting this sheet on my mattress, and…
February 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I literally just finished getting this sheet on my mattress, and…
You guys would tell me if I was the gremlin who just randomly info dumped about my hyper fixations and then left without explaining further, leaving everyone confused, right?
You wouldn’t just let me keep doing it on accident, right?
You wouldn’t just let me keep doing it on accident, right?
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
You guys would tell me if I was the gremlin who just randomly info dumped about my hyper fixations and then left without explaining further, leaving everyone confused, right?
You wouldn’t just let me keep doing it on accident, right?
You wouldn’t just let me keep doing it on accident, right?
Okay, hear me out:
Disney remakes their animated Little Mermaid; with the Muppets.
Kermit the 🐸 as Sebastian the 🦀
And the Les Poisson musical number, instead of crabs, the chef is Doc Hopper making French Fried Frog Legs.
Disney remakes their animated Little Mermaid; with the Muppets.
Kermit the 🐸 as Sebastian the 🦀
And the Les Poisson musical number, instead of crabs, the chef is Doc Hopper making French Fried Frog Legs.
February 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Okay, hear me out:
Disney remakes their animated Little Mermaid; with the Muppets.
Kermit the 🐸 as Sebastian the 🦀
And the Les Poisson musical number, instead of crabs, the chef is Doc Hopper making French Fried Frog Legs.
Disney remakes their animated Little Mermaid; with the Muppets.
Kermit the 🐸 as Sebastian the 🦀
And the Les Poisson musical number, instead of crabs, the chef is Doc Hopper making French Fried Frog Legs.
Not NPR stepping on @dominicnoble.bsky.social gig.
Little Women (2019), Blade Runner (1982) and more favorites from NPR staff. n.pr/466L7UD
What makes a good book-to-film adaptation? We have thoughts (and favorites)
Little Women (2019), Blade Runner (1982) and more favorites from NPR staff.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Not NPR stepping on @dominicnoble.bsky.social gig.
I had a terrible realization that some people are more upset about American money going to fund countries that are slaughtering people; than they are about the slaughters happening - because they really are prioritizing having their moral superiority, than people being saved.
February 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I had a terrible realization that some people are more upset about American money going to fund countries that are slaughtering people; than they are about the slaughters happening - because they really are prioritizing having their moral superiority, than people being saved.
My sister: The owner of B&BW is in the files, need to find new place to shop.
Athena. Aphrodite.
🤝
Bullying me into trying
To make my own soaps
Athena. Aphrodite.
🤝
Bullying me into trying
To make my own soaps
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
My sister: The owner of B&BW is in the files, need to find new place to shop.
Athena. Aphrodite.
🤝
Bullying me into trying
To make my own soaps
Athena. Aphrodite.
🤝
Bullying me into trying
To make my own soaps
We all scoff at the New Kids on the Block and their stupid dance, but how many of you motherfuckers have TRIED it?
I damn near fell over! Give them credit to do it, synchronized and singing with the idol-image in tact!
I damn near fell over! Give them credit to do it, synchronized and singing with the idol-image in tact!
February 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
We all scoff at the New Kids on the Block and their stupid dance, but how many of you motherfuckers have TRIED it?
I damn near fell over! Give them credit to do it, synchronized and singing with the idol-image in tact!
I damn near fell over! Give them credit to do it, synchronized and singing with the idol-image in tact!
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The fact that everyone knows exactly what this song is about is wild.
www.instagram.com/reel/DNoxUTx...
www.instagram.com/reel/DNoxUTx...
August 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The fact that everyone knows exactly what this song is about is wild.
www.instagram.com/reel/DNoxUTx...
www.instagram.com/reel/DNoxUTx...
Me: Sorry I was late to work, boss.
Boss: Why are you late THIS time?
Me:
Boss: Why are you late THIS time?
Me:
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Me: Sorry I was late to work, boss.
Boss: Why are you late THIS time?
Me:
Boss: Why are you late THIS time?
Me:
He is the first to join me, and the last to leave.
He might not be the brightest, but he is the best, and the biggest momma’s boy
He might not be the brightest, but he is the best, and the biggest momma’s boy
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
He is the first to join me, and the last to leave.
He might not be the brightest, but he is the best, and the biggest momma’s boy
He might not be the brightest, but he is the best, and the biggest momma’s boy
The real joke here is that they probably couldn’t speak English BEFORE the SBHT.
Or, for real - they lose all coherence and collapse into babbling
Or, for real - they lose all coherence and collapse into babbling
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The real joke here is that they probably couldn’t speak English BEFORE the SBHT.
Or, for real - they lose all coherence and collapse into babbling
Or, for real - they lose all coherence and collapse into babbling
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Oh lookie, three fanart pops for @itsapmseymour.bsky.social 's CosWon girls (more in comments)
1/3
Artist: ych.commishes.com/user/Davi-ch...
1/3
Artist: ych.commishes.com/user/Davi-ch...
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Oh lookie, three fanart pops for @itsapmseymour.bsky.social 's CosWon girls (more in comments)
1/3
Artist: ych.commishes.com/user/Davi-ch...
1/3
Artist: ych.commishes.com/user/Davi-ch...
I’m still so annoyed that the Zodiac Killer was only called that because of his signature.
He didn’t even bother trying to make his killings related to the Zodiac! Ugh, that is how you KNOW he was a mediocre white man - the most basic bitch level!
He didn’t even bother trying to make his killings related to the Zodiac! Ugh, that is how you KNOW he was a mediocre white man - the most basic bitch level!
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I’m still so annoyed that the Zodiac Killer was only called that because of his signature.
He didn’t even bother trying to make his killings related to the Zodiac! Ugh, that is how you KNOW he was a mediocre white man - the most basic bitch level!
He didn’t even bother trying to make his killings related to the Zodiac! Ugh, that is how you KNOW he was a mediocre white man - the most basic bitch level!
This should be his next ad.
I’m dead serious - we know the Right is going to try SOMETHING like it! Grab the bull by the horns!
I’m dead serious - we know the Right is going to try SOMETHING like it! Grab the bull by the horns!
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
This should be his next ad.
I’m dead serious - we know the Right is going to try SOMETHING like it! Grab the bull by the horns!
I’m dead serious - we know the Right is going to try SOMETHING like it! Grab the bull by the horns!
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
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Posting this again to remind you you dont have to be an amazing artist to draw comics!
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Posting this again to remind you you dont have to be an amazing artist to draw comics!
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
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TWIN CITIES
Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action.
No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group.
Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest."
acatusa.com
Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action.
No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group.
Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest."
acatusa.com
Protest - acatusa.com
Volunteers Needed We are looking for volunteers to help check firearms and to help close off roads during the march, If you would like to help without needing to carry a firearm, contact us now by ema...
acatusa.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
TWIN CITIES
Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action.
No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group.
Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest."
acatusa.com
Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action.
No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group.
Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest."
acatusa.com
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Jeres a cleaned up image of this asshole. Make him famous
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Jeres a cleaned up image of this asshole. Make him famous
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This is an important point.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
The war on empathy and the war on the arts are part of the same project.
www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
This is an important point.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.