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the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans
October 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans
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If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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"This isn't who we are" says country that removed all evidence to the contrary from its history books
September 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"This isn't who we are" says country that removed all evidence to the contrary from its history books
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They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.
September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.
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maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
July 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
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i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out
July 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
i'm no stephen hawking but i think what happens is that they cancel each other out
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I wonder how many of the people who said they needed guns to prevent government tyranny will be buying the hot new concentration camp merch.
July 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I wonder how many of the people who said they needed guns to prevent government tyranny will be buying the hot new concentration camp merch.
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success in america is 1% inspiration and 99% being related to the 1%
July 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
success in america is 1% inspiration and 99% being related to the 1%
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Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials theonion.com/researc...
July 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials theonion.com/researc...
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Coeur d'Alene has the highest concentration of right-wing white nationalists of any area in the country. Here is why today's terrorist attack on firefighters was probably carried out by liberal Democrats.
June 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Coeur d'Alene has the highest concentration of right-wing white nationalists of any area in the country. Here is why today's terrorist attack on firefighters was probably carried out by liberal Democrats.
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Have you even tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?
June 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Have you even tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?
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I want these but for my enemies so they know I’m still holding a grudge.
June 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I want these but for my enemies so they know I’m still holding a grudge.
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Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?
June 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?
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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
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When Dobbs came down, the media rightly saw it as the culmination of a decades long effort to eliminate abortion rights by the conservative legal movement. When Skrmetti came down, the media blamed trans people and not that same conservative legal machine.
It's the same court and lawyers.
It's the same court and lawyers.
June 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
When Dobbs came down, the media rightly saw it as the culmination of a decades long effort to eliminate abortion rights by the conservative legal movement. When Skrmetti came down, the media blamed trans people and not that same conservative legal machine.
It's the same court and lawyers.
It's the same court and lawyers.
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
June 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
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Bravo this sign.
June 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Bravo this sign.
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Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words
June 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words
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It is bizarre the way people with guns, bulletproof vests, riot shields, tanks, and other military gear act like rocks are an equal threat. It’s madness! If you are scared of rocks and think the punishment for having them thrown at you should be death, you shouldn’t be in law enforcement!
June 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It is bizarre the way people with guns, bulletproof vests, riot shields, tanks, and other military gear act like rocks are an equal threat. It’s madness! If you are scared of rocks and think the punishment for having them thrown at you should be death, you shouldn’t be in law enforcement!