Sidney Morss
@sidneymorss.bsky.social
busy writing sketches about problems I can’t solve
If you’re watching these videos and seeing self defense it’s time to get your eyes checked.
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If you’re watching these videos and seeing self defense it’s time to get your eyes checked.
Raise your hand if your monthly premium went up this year 🙋🏻♀️
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Raise your hand if your monthly premium went up this year 🙋🏻♀️
Might as well ask all your hinge matches where they were 5 years ago today.
January 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Might as well ask all your hinge matches where they were 5 years ago today.
When you’re lobbying for a Nobel Peace Prize…
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
When you’re lobbying for a Nobel Peace Prize…
Sure, the news is apocalyptic. But nothing unsettles me more when I’m doomscrolling than wellness pages telling me to stop drinking coffee on an empty stomach first thing in the morning. Don’t come for my hobbies/addictions.
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sure, the news is apocalyptic. But nothing unsettles me more when I’m doomscrolling than wellness pages telling me to stop drinking coffee on an empty stomach first thing in the morning. Don’t come for my hobbies/addictions.
Tis the season… for uncompensated domestic labor (and I’m already exhausted).
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tis the season… for uncompensated domestic labor (and I’m already exhausted).
Are you still complaining?
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Are you still complaining?
It’s Sunday, what are you worried about?
ft: Loa
ft: Loa
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s Sunday, what are you worried about?
ft: Loa
ft: Loa
Just a reminder…
November 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just a reminder…
*fingers-crossed*
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
*fingers-crossed*
What are you dressing up as?
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What are you dressing up as?
Have you voted yet?
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Have you voted yet?
When there’s something wrong with your paycheck…
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
When there’s something wrong with your paycheck…
I’d like to speak to a manager…
October 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’d like to speak to a manager…
I hate how many times I’ve re-read the constitution this year.
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I hate how many times I’ve re-read the constitution this year.