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Quid, homo, ineptam sequeris laetitiam?
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on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock.

People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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When you saw no cultural footprint, that was when Avatar carried you.
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Nikola Jokić is the first player in NBA history with 55 PTS, 15 REB and 15 AST in a triple double 🎄

H/T @optastats.optajoe.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Simply

Having

A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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not donald trumps adhd ass forgetting to release the entire epstein files AND blowing up a boat again AND putting his name on the kennedy center even though both things are illegal in the SAME WEEKEND. lol. oof. christmas morning gonna hit hard for ya donny my boy. try to get a ritalin script hahaha
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social I just heard the marmot talk on the latest finest episode. Please enjoy the show these marmots put on for me on Mt Rainier last summer.
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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quentin tarantino could easily play paul and eli sunday. but paul dano could never write and direct an entire movie so it has a special little part so he can say the n-word
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"I'll always defend trans right BUT—"

You can stop right there. Oh and while I have your ear, everything after blood sugar sex magik has SUCKED
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family"

the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Hmm it seems that all the people who rule over us, in government and the private sector and academia, are evil pedophiles.
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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You’re a “leftist?” Hold on a minute. It says here you used to offer “running lessons” in EverQuest where you’d convince newbies to /follow you and run them directly into a goblin cave to harvest their gear. I don’t seem to remember Marx mentioning that in Das Kapital
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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on the day of dick cheney's death all i can think is "david frum helped him kill a million people for fun"
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM