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Quid, homo, ineptam sequeris laetitiam?
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I believe insane Nazi pedophile Donald Trump is capable of changing his mind for the better. And yep - I’m a journalist!
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til it’s meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that they’d never admit to.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025

A Video Countdown

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THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025: A Video Countdown
to watch previous video countdowns please visit: https://www.videocountdowns.com/ this year's video is once again in support of the Palestine Children's…
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January 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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I don't want the computer to Know Me
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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these videos have raised more than $180,000(!) for a variety of urgent causes over the last few years.

this year i'm once again supporting the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, whose work is tragically as vital as ever. please consider giving if you can!

www.gofundme.com/f/david-ehrl...
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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ME: then he showed up—lotta stuff in his head—and he just sorta gave me a ham sandwich

CHOTINER: because you solved it

ME: the lament configuration, yeah

CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…

ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…

CHOTINER: …and that was your pain

ME: you’re making it trivial
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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it’s tempting to argue about the particulars of the Good shooting, whether the guy was in front of her or whether she was turning in a certain direction or whatever, but i’m simply never going to accept the premise that summary execution without trial is an acceptable outcome to that situation
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock.

People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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When you saw no cultural footprint, that was when Avatar carried you.
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Nikola Jokić is the first player in NBA history with 55 PTS, 15 REB and 15 AST in a triple double 🎄

H/T @optastats.optajoe.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Simply

Having

A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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not donald trumps adhd ass forgetting to release the entire epstein files AND blowing up a boat again AND putting his name on the kennedy center even though both things are illegal in the SAME WEEKEND. lol. oof. christmas morning gonna hit hard for ya donny my boy. try to get a ritalin script hahaha
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social I just heard the marmot talk on the latest finest episode. Please enjoy the show these marmots put on for me on Mt Rainier last summer.
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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quentin tarantino could easily play paul and eli sunday. but paul dano could never write and direct an entire movie so it has a special little part so he can say the n-word
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM