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Perzivul
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Niche internet micro-nobody, aspiring poet and activist, angry trans person. Musings upon the start of the end from the perspective of some random high schooler.
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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The Grinch in the studio trying to record a comeback to Thurl Ravenscroft like Drake coming back at Kendrick
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Social media has some great gems of holiday advice.

👏🏾
December 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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WAIT A MINUTE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE-
TIME TO POST ONE OF MY FAVOURITE IMAGES

THE BINCH
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
March 30, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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I have some bad news for Latke.
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery

Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions

Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus

Charlie Kirk died to gun violence
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Btw this is one of the biggest reasons why it’s not as easy as people think to start up independent newsrooms or just be an indie journalist on substack. If you are actually holding powerful and rich people to account, you WILL need legal representation. Not a matter of whether but when
I say that as someone who has started newsrooms from scratch sometimes with two people - if you’re doing your job correctly you will need a lawyer because the first thing rich people do when you write something they don’t like is threaten you legally. It’s cheap for them and expensive for you
December 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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“Leaving behind over 3 million followers” is a crazy thing to write lol
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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We recently launched ProPublica Narrated, a podcast feed where you can listen to our best long-form investigations, read out loud.

First up: “Sick in a Hospital Town,” produced w/ Theater Of War Productions, tells the story of U.S. health care: https://bit.ly/4pO8lXd
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Frog came into the house.

“Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.”

“Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers.

“Your kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes,” said Frog.

“Tomorrow,” said Toad.
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Holy crap chart from Gallup
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Mitt Romney is in the New York Times saying we should tax the rich.
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Just reiterating that I will not be voting for Newsom if he is the candidate of any party in 2028. I can't specify further because while it is clear he is a terrible man with terrible judgment, it is unclear which party he is trying to take the reins of.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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One of my favorite running bits is that Donald Trump over the past decade has repeatedly indicated that he believes stealth aircraft are physically invisible.

Absolutely world-class stupidity. You’ve never met someone this stupid. He’d be the stupidest person in any room you’ve ever been in.
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency.
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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umamusume answers the question "what if F1 was yuri instead of yaoi"
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Missouri has a new version of the Parents' Bill of Rights, which, like many others, includes requiring disclosure to parents of students' club memberships, which could out students in clubs like the GSA. It's MO 2026 HB 2417

@legialerts.org

documents.house.mo.gov/billtracking...
documents.house.mo.gov
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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"ethnically straight"
Nate Silver: Person of the Year
His forecasts for the 2012 election became the talk of the chattering classes. Now that he's vanquished his critics, what's next for the brainiac?
www.out.com
August 29, 2024 at 6:05 PM