Chris Perfett
@perfett.bsky.social
News Anchor & Tech Producer - Fox Sports Radio. End Zone Radio Sundays. Formerly 10 years podcasting for SB Nation on the Lions. USC Annenberg. "Go Loins." Ask me about my very big cat.
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lmao they cant stop having war criminals on
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
lmao they cant stop having war criminals on
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Maxx Crosby could fight God and I'd give him a competitive money line
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Maxx Crosby could fight God and I'd give him a competitive money line
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We gotta start close-reading Dead Kennedys album artwork like it’s the writings of Nostradamus
Real tweets from the White House are indistinguishable from anti-Trump AI slop.
Or, in this case, 1990s Adbusters parodies.
Or, in this case, 1990s Adbusters parodies.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We gotta start close-reading Dead Kennedys album artwork like it’s the writings of Nostradamus
I will admit this is the one that had me a little bit feral
4) Lions near the goal line, and this is the first one where they really could have considered a FG. They run an iteration of Mesh and Wright's open coming across the field, but Jaelan Phillips wins quick versus Penei Sewell and Goff's throw is wild and incomplete. (Are you watching, Brad Holmes?)
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I will admit this is the one that had me a little bit feral
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It was a tough Sunday night for football analytics so I thought I'd share the most aggressive (and most conservative) NFL fourth down decision makers of 2025.
I don't think folks realize how stodgy Sean Payton has become in his old age.
I don't think folks realize how stodgy Sean Payton has become in his old age.
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It was a tough Sunday night for football analytics so I thought I'd share the most aggressive (and most conservative) NFL fourth down decision makers of 2025.
I don't think folks realize how stodgy Sean Payton has become in his old age.
I don't think folks realize how stodgy Sean Payton has become in his old age.
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clair obscur is basically like if guys that only play god of war played resonance of fate and instantly declared it the greatest game ever made
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
clair obscur is basically like if guys that only play god of war played resonance of fate and instantly declared it the greatest game ever made
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if it is an insult it is only towards an incurious audience who dont realise that they simply already like weirdo jrpgs, similar to how BG3 made whole bunch of people realised they already like crpgs
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
if it is an insult it is only towards an incurious audience who dont realise that they simply already like weirdo jrpgs, similar to how BG3 made whole bunch of people realised they already like crpgs
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expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
Of all the wretched criminals in the world, Jeffrey Epstein turned out to be the most depraved and soulless of all of things: a basketblogger
the full text of "MICHAEL VICK REDEEMED? by Jeffrey Epstein" is reprinted here in case uh anyone was curious edithistory.substack.com/p/jeffrey-ep...
Jeffrey Epstein started a sports blog in 2010
He was trying to do SEO. It didn't work very well.
edithistory.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Of all the wretched criminals in the world, Jeffrey Epstein turned out to be the most depraved and soulless of all of things: a basketblogger
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this shedeur “1st team reps” saga gets even funnier when you remember that he’s been hurt. the fanatics dont even pay attention to their deity!
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
this shedeur “1st team reps” saga gets even funnier when you remember that he’s been hurt. the fanatics dont even pay attention to their deity!
Shedeur can only be failed by others, only betrayed and stabbed in the back. Sane and normal coverage
We're really gonna have to endure a whole week of "he didn't work with the starters" talk, huh?
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Shedeur can only be failed by others, only betrayed and stabbed in the back. Sane and normal coverage
No Blue Prince we riot
The Game Awards GOTY nominees leaked:
-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No Blue Prince we riot
update anchor studio smell on a Monday morning
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
update anchor studio smell on a Monday morning
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yeah. MeToo, the George Floyd protests, and an ~18 month period of very tight labor markets induced a mental breakdown across the power elite bsky.app/profile/laur...
it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
yeah. MeToo, the George Floyd protests, and an ~18 month period of very tight labor markets induced a mental breakdown across the power elite bsky.app/profile/laur...
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
I have to be up early and kept the game on long after I said I'd shut it off lol
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I have to be up early and kept the game on long after I said I'd shut it off lol
*tapping the mic, light cough, deep inhale*
VERY
CAREFULLY
VERY
CAREFULLY
Hooker was a flop, this team is built for the near future. With minimal draft capital how do you acquire anything promising.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
*tapping the mic, light cough, deep inhale*
VERY
CAREFULLY
VERY
CAREFULLY
Might just have to eat the Goff contract if this doesn't improve by this time next year. Consider contingency plans. I know the OL is down but it cannot be like this with your most important position when he sees a good front 7
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Might just have to eat the Goff contract if this doesn't improve by this time next year. Consider contingency plans. I know the OL is down but it cannot be like this with your most important position when he sees a good front 7
John Morton apology forms going out tonight btw, please check your inboxes
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
John Morton apology forms going out tonight btw, please check your inboxes
I'm too tired to edit this but the top panel is me watching Goff try to throw and the bottom is Jahmyr Gibbs coming through the door, use your imagination
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm too tired to edit this but the top panel is me watching Goff try to throw and the bottom is Jahmyr Gibbs coming through the door, use your imagination
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im pushing a whole loaf of bread into the quarterbacks tush. it goes in like mario going down the pipe
Hello, hi, I must point out once again that literally none of the issues on that false start/neutral zone thing would disappear if they ban the tush push and make them do a traditional QB sneak instead.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
im pushing a whole loaf of bread into the quarterbacks tush. it goes in like mario going down the pipe
WHEW LAWD ok Jameson Williams going real damn fast woke me up
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
WHEW LAWD ok Jameson Williams going real damn fast woke me up
again, I am not sure Dan Campbell calling plays was the panacea everyone was hoping for
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
again, I am not sure Dan Campbell calling plays was the panacea everyone was hoping for
Lions are insisting on running the ball and it's not working, Eagles are insisting on passing the ball and it's not working, we got ourselves an Albanian standoff going on
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Lions are insisting on running the ball and it's not working, Eagles are insisting on passing the ball and it's not working, we got ourselves an Albanian standoff going on