Chris Perfett
@perfett.bsky.social
News Anchor & Tech Producer - Fox Sports Radio. End Zone Radio Sundays. Formerly 10 years podcasting for SB Nation on the Lions. USC Annenberg alum. "Go Loins." Ask me about my very big cat.
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People can poo-poo on the Ravens success or Steelers success and say the hit a ceiling and didn't win another Super Bowl but for my position covering the Lions for so long - these weren't easy things to pull off for either PIT or BAL! Expectations can kill decent things dead
Instant Harbaugh reaction: Sustained success is criminally underrated in this league and i'd hope they viewed the micro problems through a macro lens...not sure if that's possible when the issues weren't solely related to the HC.
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
People can poo-poo on the Ravens success or Steelers success and say the hit a ceiling and didn't win another Super Bowl but for my position covering the Lions for so long - these weren't easy things to pull off for either PIT or BAL! Expectations can kill decent things dead
I thought once Monday came and went he was going to be safe but holy shiiiiiiiiiiiit
The Ravens fired John Harbaugh, sources tell The Insiders.
January 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I thought once Monday came and went he was going to be safe but holy shiiiiiiiiiiiit
This didn't work at all, I thought maybe they'd keep him just because it meant keeping Goff happy, but no sir, this is perfectly fine. No shortage of replacement options at this juncture.
NEWS: The Lions are parting ways with OC Johnny Morton, per source.
After coming in to replace Ben Johnson, Detroit moves on after just one season from the veteran assistant.
After coming in to replace Ben Johnson, Detroit moves on after just one season from the veteran assistant.
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This didn't work at all, I thought maybe they'd keep him just because it meant keeping Goff happy, but no sir, this is perfectly fine. No shortage of replacement options at this juncture.
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This is like trying to RICO the Bills Mafia
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This is like trying to RICO the Bills Mafia
Finally falls one of the weirdest experiences I ever had looking for an apartment in LA (and the second weird experience of a fridge being provided but management refusing to repair it)
HEY RENTERS IN CALIFORNIA — state law now requires landlords to provide working refrigerators and stoves. If they do not do so, the unit is considered UNINHABITABLE.
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Finally falls one of the weirdest experiences I ever had looking for an apartment in LA (and the second weird experience of a fridge being provided but management refusing to repair it)
The Giants had to put out two separate statements saying "no we're not firing this guy stop asking us please"
They’re gonna put in a request for a guy named Klimt Kubiok with six fingers on each hand
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The Giants had to put out two separate statements saying "no we're not firing this guy stop asking us please"
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It's true but to me "the voters" are farther down on the responsibility scale. At the top are the elites who failed to understand the danger, the necessity for accountability, and kinda just hoped this would all go away. In a healthy political system he'd never be allowed to run again
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
It's true but to me "the voters" are farther down on the responsibility scale. At the top are the elites who failed to understand the danger, the necessity for accountability, and kinda just hoped this would all go away. In a healthy political system he'd never be allowed to run again
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and i've been hoping to eat a chili pepper that will do this to me ever since
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
and i've been hoping to eat a chili pepper that will do this to me ever since
It’s my first day off in like over half a fortnight, I think well over half a fortnight did I say FORTNITE I’m warping my brain anyway here’s Ruby going goblin mode with me
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
It’s my first day off in like over half a fortnight, I think well over half a fortnight did I say FORTNITE I’m warping my brain anyway here’s Ruby going goblin mode with me
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i still think about this clip a lot
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i still think about this clip a lot
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i still haven’t actually seen any primary incidents of the isabelle discourse but i have had replies trickle in over the last 24 hours with all sides accusing each other of targeted transphobic harassment and i want to congratulate the at protocol you did it you made twitter 2
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i still haven’t actually seen any primary incidents of the isabelle discourse but i have had replies trickle in over the last 24 hours with all sides accusing each other of targeted transphobic harassment and i want to congratulate the at protocol you did it you made twitter 2
1999 means we are talking about most of Westwood's catalogue up to and including Command & Conquer Tiberian Sun - so we're absolutely including that, OG C&C, Red Alert, Eye of the Beholder, Crescent Hawk's Revenge and Blade Runner
Again I am just talking ONE studio in all those names there
Again I am just talking ONE studio in all those names there
What’s your favorite video game that’s at least 27 years old (so 1999 or earlier)? Let’s get a list of classics going.
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
1999 means we are talking about most of Westwood's catalogue up to and including Command & Conquer Tiberian Sun - so we're absolutely including that, OG C&C, Red Alert, Eye of the Beholder, Crescent Hawk's Revenge and Blade Runner
Again I am just talking ONE studio in all those names there
Again I am just talking ONE studio in all those names there
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I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
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On his deathbed Scott Adams has received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Soon he will look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
Something truly remarkable is unfolding for Scott Adams in his final days…
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Something truly remarkable is unfolding for Scott Adams in his final days... - Revolver News
This is so incredible and inspiring.
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January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
On his deathbed Scott Adams has received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Soon he will look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
"We're charging $30 for a 1 topping large, why is our pizzeria dying"
The restaurant industry is trying to figure out whether America has hit peak pizza. 🍕 on.wsj.com/4jtFg0Y
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"We're charging $30 for a 1 topping large, why is our pizzeria dying"
Black Monday covering the news desk at FSR. My dumb voice will be on affiliates carrying the Dan Patrick Show and The Herd. Time to see who gets fired. This is the last Monday I’ll have doing this until next football season and it’s genuinely been awesome to do
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Black Monday covering the news desk at FSR. My dumb voice will be on affiliates carrying the Dan Patrick Show and The Herd. Time to see who gets fired. This is the last Monday I’ll have doing this until next football season and it’s genuinely been awesome to do
It's extremely hard to take the Browns seriously on this. It'll be painted as some kind of pragmatic football move or mutual breakup but this is just straight idiotic on their part
The fact that everyone thinks Stefanski will have another job in 72 hours underscores it all
The fact that everyone thinks Stefanski will have another job in 72 hours underscores it all
BREAKING NEWS
Schefter: Browns fire Kevin Stefanski.
Schefter: Browns fire Kevin Stefanski.
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
It's extremely hard to take the Browns seriously on this. It'll be painted as some kind of pragmatic football move or mutual breakup but this is just straight idiotic on their part
The fact that everyone thinks Stefanski will have another job in 72 hours underscores it all
The fact that everyone thinks Stefanski will have another job in 72 hours underscores it all
I know what you're thinking, you're wondering what sort of deal Mike Tomlin made with the devil
But you gotta wonder if it's not the shittiest deal ever signed considering what always comes after these sort of moments for the Steelers
But you gotta wonder if it's not the shittiest deal ever signed considering what always comes after these sort of moments for the Steelers
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I know what you're thinking, you're wondering what sort of deal Mike Tomlin made with the devil
But you gotta wonder if it's not the shittiest deal ever signed considering what always comes after these sort of moments for the Steelers
But you gotta wonder if it's not the shittiest deal ever signed considering what always comes after these sort of moments for the Steelers
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With that unlikely ending, that now marks 24 consecutive seasons a random Detroit Lions fan has not decided the AFC North
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
With that unlikely ending, that now marks 24 consecutive seasons a random Detroit Lions fan has not decided the AFC North
OH NO
DISASTER
TOP COMEDY
DISASTER
TOP COMEDY
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
OH NO
DISASTER
TOP COMEDY
DISASTER
TOP COMEDY
I take back all the bad things I was saying all week long about this game being on SNF
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I take back all the bad things I was saying all week long about this game being on SNF
This is why I hate the new kickoff rules I'm sorry but you shouldn't be within 2 plays of field goal range already
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
This is why I hate the new kickoff rules I'm sorry but you shouldn't be within 2 plays of field goal range already
Sorry I can't read this without thinking about all the furor for so many years around "millennials and participation trophies" and watch how my country's global reputation is being plunged into the abyss over the Big Birthday Boy's need for medals
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
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“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
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January 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Sorry I can't read this without thinking about all the furor for so many years around "millennials and participation trophies" and watch how my country's global reputation is being plunged into the abyss over the Big Birthday Boy's need for medals
Really appreciate all the publications going "Raheem Morris got fired in spite of a hot finish" no man that's even more of a reason to fire him if he keeps going on a tear AFTER they get eliminated from the playoffs. Like what IS that?
January 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Really appreciate all the publications going "Raheem Morris got fired in spite of a hot finish" no man that's even more of a reason to fire him if he keeps going on a tear AFTER they get eliminated from the playoffs. Like what IS that?
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