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Chris Perfett
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News Anchor & Tech Producer - Fox Sports Radio. End Zone Radio Sundays. Formerly 10 years podcasting for SB Nation on the Lions. USC Annenberg. "Go Loins." Ask me about my very big cat.

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another "completely new take on Star Trek"
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it was a warning and you didn't listen
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
got so bored with this game I checked the Pistons score and I feel like Cade Cunningham just found a glitch in the Matrix or something. Disgusting. nasty
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm in the process of getting very drunk and getting very stoned and cooking shrimp so I don't know if I'm really gonna really let this game keep me around for much longer so here you go. I think the first half deserves it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I need to make a version of this graphic but with the text SPORTS ATHLETES ARE NOT YOUR POLITICAL ALLIES
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oh yeah baby, it's all coming together

(please be okay Sewell)
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sorry to interrupt FOOTBALL FOOTBALL but we have a brace of pitchers shaving pitches for gambling and one of them is on the lam
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
man this is so goddam lame. of course they put that stupid "here go yell at YouTube" site on the front page
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hahahahaha AHHH oh god hahahahahahaha
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"Kids are calling it the Cold Cut Challenge. Guy lines up and asks for a 'foot long,' next thing you know he's going to town on a fed."
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
he's back
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Tiki round 2
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
We’re betting ponies ova here
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
These are some of the coolest vibes I’ve had at a restaurant and I’ve been on Vancouver harbor before

Also they’ve been bragging about their mai tais being too strong and you know what? They’re right. I can’t handle it. Great call by the haters
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In San Diego, come meet me in front of the big Mr. Bali Hai statue in the next 70 minutes if you want your ass kicked
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
like none of this makes sense to do as a graphic, but when you get it down to something like this the internet can't help but Love It
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Depressing note that the same language is being used by Marty O'Donnell - former composer for Bungie who made the Halo soundtrack - in his announcement he's running for Congress in expressly MAGA terms
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM