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Asking a 14yo Mormon kid knocking on my door if he is the strongest paladin they have? If i am to be swayed, send me your warriors, not your welps
March 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Excellent discussion but I think it fails to capture what’s really happening in this interview.

The CEO has just gone off script and promised a slew of features that aren’t part of the product and can’t easily be added. Rubio is the product manager stalling for time to figure out how to undo this.
🧵Day 3 and we have a new meaning for "running Venezuela," courtesy of Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the nation's top diplomat, who is in charge of Venezuela as well as the National Archives. We're going to insist they do what's in the US national interest. Time for some principal-agent theory. 1/
January 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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I think there's two basic dynamics underpinning shitty mob behavior online, and the Sky Marchini/Will Stancil stuff is an unfortunate example of each. The first is a feeding frenzy - when a post is over-interpreted or just straightforwardly misinterpreted, and especially when it escapes context.
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
January 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Then you will die alongside her!
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Couple of #STLCards pieces as you enjoy the New Year.

"The 10 most interesting Cardinals to watch in 2026, from Chaim Bloom to JJ Wetherholt" by Rob Rains stlsportspage.com/2026/01/01/t...

"Here are 6 Cardinals prospects to get to know heading into 2026" by Derrick Goold archive.ph/vsD1h
The 10 most interesting Cardinals to watch in 2026, from Chaim Bloom to JJ Wetherholt - News from Rob Rains, STLSportsPage.com
STLSportsPage.com was started in 2012 by Rob Rains and Sally Tippett Rains. This free, quick-loading, mobile-friendly website provides up to the minute news from the St. Louis Cardinals, Blues, and fe...
stlsportspage.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I said the amount of petrochemicals in new residential construction is harmful to us and I was accused of being a lead apologist.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Here's your free RPG for #FreeRPGDay:

You are a housecat. Whenever you attempt to pull a fast one on your humans, roll 1d6.

1: Spectacular failure; what do you destroy?
2-3: Marginal failure; what do you destroy?
4-5: Marginal success; what do you destroy?
6: Critical success; what do you destroy?
June 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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I can't imagine why Stancil's career didn't take off, replying to every single hater one by one on twitter for eight years usually makes people more likable and normal
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The most shocking revelation of the Twitter era is that most highly successful people are just absolute freaks
December 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I have said this before, I will say this again: arming the Ukrainians to defend themselves is the best bang-for-buck in defense spending in decades.

Give Ukraine munitions and they will reliably put those explosives on America's enemies.

Just not on Trump's enemies and thus the problem.
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Gotta keep your head on a swivel for good spoonerisms, they’re everywhere. Tonight’s football game, for instance, Briefs-Chonkos
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
moment of joy just yesterday: a solicitor rang my doorbell trying to sell me new siding. I said I couldn’t afford it since I got laid off. He said “oh that’s too bad. what about your spouse, does she work?” No, I’m divorced, I said.

Dude’s shoulders slumped and he left.
The end of the year tends to bring out all the negative stories, so let's flip that. Quote-post or reply with a positive story, something good that happened or that you're proud of, a moment of joy, etc.
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone.
The ashlands are full of diseased and blighted creatures.
December 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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we should all become more insane
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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My post-apocalyptic companions are worried that I was bitten by the rabid podcaster before we put him down but they're just being paranoid. This will make great content for the bonus episoohhh no
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM