Patrick Openshaw
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today in unnecessary additions to the Olympics broadcast "we put a heart-rate monitor on the brother of the guy skiing"
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
today in unnecessary additions to the Olympics broadcast "we put a heart-rate monitor on the brother of the guy skiing"
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Why come they couldn't make the cheese round?
January 28, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Why come they couldn't make the cheese round?
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#ComingUpOnTCM
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF TUPPERWARE (1965) Russ Blair, Anita Bryant, Johnny Desmond
Dir.: George Yarbrough 2:30 AM PT
The manufacturing and selling of Tupperware.
It's exactly what you'd expect.
29m | Marketing Short | TV-G
#TCM #TCMParty
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF TUPPERWARE (1965) Russ Blair, Anita Bryant, Johnny Desmond
Dir.: George Yarbrough 2:30 AM PT
The manufacturing and selling of Tupperware.
It's exactly what you'd expect.
29m | Marketing Short | TV-G
#TCM #TCMParty
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
#ComingUpOnTCM
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF TUPPERWARE (1965) Russ Blair, Anita Bryant, Johnny Desmond
Dir.: George Yarbrough 2:30 AM PT
The manufacturing and selling of Tupperware.
It's exactly what you'd expect.
29m | Marketing Short | TV-G
#TCM #TCMParty
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF TUPPERWARE (1965) Russ Blair, Anita Bryant, Johnny Desmond
Dir.: George Yarbrough 2:30 AM PT
The manufacturing and selling of Tupperware.
It's exactly what you'd expect.
29m | Marketing Short | TV-G
#TCM #TCMParty
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it’s honestly insane how accurately tim and eric predicted the ai era with this sketch. a braindead corporate guy clocking in to generate completely pointless slop and the ai is so bad it ends up glitching out and destroying itself. also it inevitably just becomes porn. extremely prophetic
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
it’s honestly insane how accurately tim and eric predicted the ai era with this sketch. a braindead corporate guy clocking in to generate completely pointless slop and the ai is so bad it ends up glitching out and destroying itself. also it inevitably just becomes porn. extremely prophetic
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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After watching The Last Dance, where you learn Michael Jordan had the ability to turn any slight, real or imagined, into the greatest basketball game ever played: agh, I gotta answer these emails! The emails uh they spit on me or something. And I’m going to answer them better than anyone can imagine
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
After watching The Last Dance, where you learn Michael Jordan had the ability to turn any slight, real or imagined, into the greatest basketball game ever played: agh, I gotta answer these emails! The emails uh they spit on me or something. And I’m going to answer them better than anyone can imagine
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GUY WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT HOT DOGS: So the economy is fine now? Hot dogs will remain abundant?
April 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
GUY WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT HOT DOGS: So the economy is fine now? Hot dogs will remain abundant?
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The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651
April 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651
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One of the things that gives me the most hope about the current state of the world is that we are still producing sentences no one has ever created before
better they smoke than dip, can you imagine what a St Bernard with a plug of Skoal will do to your carpet
April 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
One of the things that gives me the most hope about the current state of the world is that we are still producing sentences no one has ever created before
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TALK TO "MY DOCTOR" LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
April 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
TALK TO "MY DOCTOR" LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Hey quick question have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to folks who have? Oh wow that’s crazy in that case have you ever felt a pain so powerful/so heavy you collapse?
March 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hey quick question have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to folks who have? Oh wow that’s crazy in that case have you ever felt a pain so powerful/so heavy you collapse?
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Okay, first off, first off, happy, happy, international women's day
March 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Okay, first off, first off, happy, happy, international women's day
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[peanut butter factory]
BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy
ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay
BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy
ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay
February 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
[peanut butter factory]
BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy
ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay
BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy
ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay
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NO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
NO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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do you know how bad you have to be as president to make the Luka to Lakers thing the 2nd dumbest trade related news of the last 24hrs
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
do you know how bad you have to be as president to make the Luka to Lakers thing the 2nd dumbest trade related news of the last 24hrs
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is the expired condiments lady in the geico commercial the ITYSL banana breath lady?
January 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
is the expired condiments lady in the geico commercial the ITYSL banana breath lady?
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Josh Allen x Derrick Henry backfield
December 27, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Josh Allen x Derrick Henry backfield
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Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can
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Having a daughter has really showed me that I have no idea how hair works
December 15, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Having a daughter has really showed me that I have no idea how hair works
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Bag of ice bag of ice bag of ice bag of ice bag of ice bag of ice
I am embarking on a two week stretch of many, many parties. I do not drink and so don’t really like to bring wine, but I hate showing up empty handed. What are good hostess gifts?
December 11, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Bag of ice bag of ice bag of ice bag of ice bag of ice bag of ice
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Where my Skeeters at?
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Where my Skeeters at?
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Listening to the radio was so sick, you’d be like damn this song fuckin sucks and you’d just keep listening to it
November 7, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Listening to the radio was so sick, you’d be like damn this song fuckin sucks and you’d just keep listening to it
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