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I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
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how is it possible to be against the “international criminal court” without immediately questioning yourself
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
how is it possible to be against the “international criminal court” without immediately questioning yourself
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C’mon guys. We’re living through the golden age of shitposting rn and this is what you give me?
November 25, 2024 at 4:06 PM
C’mon guys. We’re living through the golden age of shitposting rn and this is what you give me?
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
November 25, 2024 at 11:51 AM
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
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they’re making jaking off illegal
November 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
they’re making jaking off illegal
@trixie-mattel.bsky.social Trixie you neeeeeeeed to open advent calendars on the YouTube channel! There's so many that are so fun, I'd love to see you react to the P Louise one! ❤️❤️
November 25, 2024 at 4:24 PM
@trixie-mattel.bsky.social Trixie you neeeeeeeed to open advent calendars on the YouTube channel! There's so many that are so fun, I'd love to see you react to the P Louise one! ❤️❤️
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There’s nothing worse than discovering a grammatical error in one of your posts and realizing any English teachers that follow you think you’re the biggest doofus of all time
November 23, 2024 at 10:22 PM
There’s nothing worse than discovering a grammatical error in one of your posts and realizing any English teachers that follow you think you’re the biggest doofus of all time
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cats lowkey relatable as shit like yea bro meow
November 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
cats lowkey relatable as shit like yea bro meow
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You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
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i saw a copy of a real estate licensing exam and it was just questions like “can you find all the rooms in a house?” and “are you familiar with cupboards?”
November 22, 2024 at 11:10 PM
i saw a copy of a real estate licensing exam and it was just questions like “can you find all the rooms in a house?” and “are you familiar with cupboards?”
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having a cat is just having a friend who constantly stares at you. forever.
November 22, 2024 at 11:46 PM
having a cat is just having a friend who constantly stares at you. forever.
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Taking bets on how long the tree stays up
November 23, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Taking bets on how long the tree stays up
I'm trying not to open Twitt*r up but my feed isn't quite as funny yet 😭😭 pls start shitposting
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I'm trying not to open Twitt*r up but my feed isn't quite as funny yet 😭😭 pls start shitposting
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i believe the best authors are all a little mentally ill
November 22, 2024 at 2:40 PM
i believe the best authors are all a little mentally ill
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cats follow me because i’m cleopatra, not because my pockets are full of chicken
November 22, 2024 at 5:04 PM
cats follow me because i’m cleopatra, not because my pockets are full of chicken
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When two cats walk side by side and do that thing where their tails wrap together, that's magic, that's a type of magic
November 22, 2024 at 3:34 AM
When two cats walk side by side and do that thing where their tails wrap together, that's magic, that's a type of magic
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There IS a left-wing agenda, and it’s to prioritize compassion over greed. Kindness isn't a limited resource.
November 22, 2024 at 3:43 AM
There IS a left-wing agenda, and it’s to prioritize compassion over greed. Kindness isn't a limited resource.
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funny how you can just eat a good dinner and put fresh linens on your bed and you suddenly feel like at least 50% less evil
November 21, 2024 at 3:23 AM
funny how you can just eat a good dinner and put fresh linens on your bed and you suddenly feel like at least 50% less evil
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things are only looking üp
and by things, we mean everyone, because the inevitable has happened and the hog now has height as well as width
and by things, we mean everyone, because the inevitable has happened and the hog now has height as well as width
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 AM
things are only looking üp
and by things, we mean everyone, because the inevitable has happened and the hog now has height as well as width
and by things, we mean everyone, because the inevitable has happened and the hog now has height as well as width
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I love when a chocolate bar acts like a serving is less than a chocolate bar.
November 21, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I love when a chocolate bar acts like a serving is less than a chocolate bar.
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I love foreshadowing. I've been foreshadowing stuff in my content for 10+ years and it still hasn't paid off and at this point I don't think anyone is going to notice when it does. Maybe I'm foreshadowing right now? Maybe you're in the shadow of earth shattering future events currently. Oh cryptic!
November 22, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I love foreshadowing. I've been foreshadowing stuff in my content for 10+ years and it still hasn't paid off and at this point I don't think anyone is going to notice when it does. Maybe I'm foreshadowing right now? Maybe you're in the shadow of earth shattering future events currently. Oh cryptic!
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Scotland looks stiff this morning.
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Scotland looks stiff this morning.
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a where's waldo audio book would go CRAZY
November 22, 2024 at 4:17 AM
a where's waldo audio book would go CRAZY
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Opening a restaurant named ‘Peace and Quiet’ where kids meals cost $80
November 22, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Opening a restaurant named ‘Peace and Quiet’ where kids meals cost $80