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Emily
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Beach days & cats 🧡
Halifornia ✌🏼
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Hi new Bluesky followers 👋🏼
Here's how it goes:
-on Bluesky, we protect our peace ✌🏼
-we block fast, we block often ❌
-it takes two to tango- give me a reason to follow ☺️
Pleased to report that Pillsburys cookie advice was bullshit
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J looked at them and immediately goes "what's wrong with the cookies?"
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
There's only so many way to cook carrots and I'm sick of all of them
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I broke containment FFS
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Pillsbury criticized my cookies last night so I'm expecting Old El Paso to come out of the woodwork and tell me I'm making nachos wrong tonight
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Nacho night
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Splurged and made chocolate chip cookies
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I walked through the roundabout on LU (twice!) without being killed, so solid day overall
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
In today's saga of "Holy shit the cocoa prices", I noticed that both SS and Sobeys only carry 227g containers of Fry's cocoa, whereas I just double checked, the one in my cupboard is 454g.

The 227g costs 9.99$
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
All house listings should include (even rough) floor plans. What is that door for? How does that room connect? Make it make sense!
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Old Navy's matching Christmas PJs are on sale all weekend, if that's your thing! 🛒
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Softmoc has their Uggs and Birkenstocks on sale, if that's your thing. I feel like those ones rarely go on sale?
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by Emily
Hey #bikehfx does anyone need a trunk bike rack? FTGH
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Respectfully, it's too soon for Black Friday emails
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Stop reposting a pile of people you don't know, SANDRA
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Shadow and his shadow
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
But guys. The Yankees lost a whole month ago 😂😂
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I too, know how Kirky's feels. I also grounded into a season ending double play.
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Get it Vladdy
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Silly Sportsnet, no one wants that
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ernie checking on Hazel 😭😭
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Don't hurt Kirky 😤😤😤
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
NO
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ernie Clementime 😂😂😂
I wonder how long Dan has been waiting to use that one lollll
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM