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Empathetic misanthrope.
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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A very long and important THREAD -

The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974.

And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself.

Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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In a nutshell.
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Knives Out but the murder happens on a BC Ferry that Benoit Blanc is already on and the boat can’t dock until he solves the crime

In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Canada once again proving to be the Starscream of the American Empire.
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Fact check: No, U.S. oil tankers do not pass through the Hecate Strait. Elizabeth May shows exactly why the tanker ban exists, and why protecting it matters.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Re-upping with added relevance
Opening the Epstein files
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What a sniveller this guy is.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuBr...
Poilievre takes questions for first time following multiple caucus departures
YouTube video by CBC News
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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They really have aged a lot between seasons 1 and 5
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Hi, I'm God and I have called the NYC race for Zohran Mamdani. Hey corporate assholes, go fuck yourselves.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Peace for the Middle East.
War on America.

(Nick Anderson cartoon)
October 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Public grocery stores would be great for Canadians.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPuE...
Why Canada needs public grocery stores
YouTube video by The Breach
www.youtube.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM