PK
@paulkim.bsky.social
I was Pableaux on Twitter. Yes, I'm a real person. Yes, I know that's exactly what a bot would say.
You see I am Wonder Mike & I’d like to say ‘hello’
To the black, to the white, the red & the brown, the purple & yellow
But first, I gotta…bang bang the boogie to the boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie …
To the black, to the white, the red & the brown, the purple & yellow
But first, I gotta…bang bang the boogie to the boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie …
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You see I am Wonder Mike & I’d like to say ‘hello’
To the black, to the white, the red & the brown, the purple & yellow
But first, I gotta…bang bang the boogie to the boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie …
To the black, to the white, the red & the brown, the purple & yellow
But first, I gotta…bang bang the boogie to the boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie …
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Harriet Tubman was born while John Adams was alive and died when Ronald Reagan was alive.
Adams: 1735-1826
Tubman: 1822-1913
Reagan: 1911-2004
When Adams was born, Hydrogen had yet to be identified.
When Ronald died, he could’ve been listening to Hoobastank.
Adams: 1735-1826
Tubman: 1822-1913
Reagan: 1911-2004
When Adams was born, Hydrogen had yet to be identified.
When Ronald died, he could’ve been listening to Hoobastank.
September 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Harriet Tubman was born while John Adams was alive and died when Ronald Reagan was alive.
Adams: 1735-1826
Tubman: 1822-1913
Reagan: 1911-2004
When Adams was born, Hydrogen had yet to be identified.
When Ronald died, he could’ve been listening to Hoobastank.
Adams: 1735-1826
Tubman: 1822-1913
Reagan: 1911-2004
When Adams was born, Hydrogen had yet to be identified.
When Ronald died, he could’ve been listening to Hoobastank.
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Hungry Hungry Hippos was a tragic game. They weren't actually hungry, it was emotional eating. It was a cry for help but we just laughed and laughed.
May 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hungry Hungry Hippos was a tragic game. They weren't actually hungry, it was emotional eating. It was a cry for help but we just laughed and laughed.
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created
May 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created
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"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
April 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
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Brecht, Interrogation of the Good
March 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Brecht, Interrogation of the Good
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Are non-US academics changing any travel plans that involve the USA? E.g. reconsidering non-essential conferences, turning down invites, or is it business as usual? #AcademicSky
February 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Are non-US academics changing any travel plans that involve the USA? E.g. reconsidering non-essential conferences, turning down invites, or is it business as usual? #AcademicSky
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My favorite part of the apocalypse has been the constant fatigue
February 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My favorite part of the apocalypse has been the constant fatigue
It was swell that Directv's broadcast pooped out right before the Ravens' 2-pt attempt to tie the game with about a minute left in the game. The game broadcast never came back on.
January 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It was swell that Directv's broadcast pooped out right before the Ravens' 2-pt attempt to tie the game with about a minute left in the game. The game broadcast never came back on.
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January 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Cold weather phrases…
7. It’s pig cold (German)
6. It’s duck cold (French)
5. It’s dick cold (Greek)
4. It’s as cold as Russian hell (Finnish)
3. It’s so cold the crow rides the bus (Spanish)
2. It’s so cold that foxes are shitting copper (Turkish)
1. Penguins are begging for tea money (Croatian)
7. It’s pig cold (German)
6. It’s duck cold (French)
5. It’s dick cold (Greek)
4. It’s as cold as Russian hell (Finnish)
3. It’s so cold the crow rides the bus (Spanish)
2. It’s so cold that foxes are shitting copper (Turkish)
1. Penguins are begging for tea money (Croatian)
November 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Cold weather phrases…
7. It’s pig cold (German)
6. It’s duck cold (French)
5. It’s dick cold (Greek)
4. It’s as cold as Russian hell (Finnish)
3. It’s so cold the crow rides the bus (Spanish)
2. It’s so cold that foxes are shitting copper (Turkish)
1. Penguins are begging for tea money (Croatian)
7. It’s pig cold (German)
6. It’s duck cold (French)
5. It’s dick cold (Greek)
4. It’s as cold as Russian hell (Finnish)
3. It’s so cold the crow rides the bus (Spanish)
2. It’s so cold that foxes are shitting copper (Turkish)
1. Penguins are begging for tea money (Croatian)
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"Relax. This resurgence of the Empire will likely be a temporary blip in the course of the galaxy, much like the last time the Empire was in control. "
Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
“Mr. Trump’s first term was better than expected… the authoritarian rule that Democrats and the press predicted never appeared. Mr. Trump was too u...
buff.ly
November 17, 2024 at 3:15 PM
"Relax. This resurgence of the Empire will likely be a temporary blip in the course of the galaxy, much like the last time the Empire was in control. "
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X: Blocked people can read your tweets
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
X: Blocked people can read your tweets
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
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after one of the wildest days of ops in my life, reading this and all the other supportive posts means a tonnn, big 💙
let's keep the posts rollin tonight and do it all again tomorrow?!
let's keep the posts rollin tonight and do it all again tomorrow?!
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 AM
after one of the wildest days of ops in my life, reading this and all the other supportive posts means a tonnn, big 💙
let's keep the posts rollin tonight and do it all again tomorrow?!
let's keep the posts rollin tonight and do it all again tomorrow?!
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omg
September 1, 2024 at 8:05 PM
omg
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You know what voters want?
Okay. I'm going to let you in on the secret. You ready?
Here it is:
Voters want to go a single day without having to say "Oh for fuck's sake now what?"
That's it. That's the mystery.
Okay. I'm going to let you in on the secret. You ready?
Here it is:
Voters want to go a single day without having to say "Oh for fuck's sake now what?"
That's it. That's the mystery.
July 23, 2024 at 9:11 AM
You know what voters want?
Okay. I'm going to let you in on the secret. You ready?
Here it is:
Voters want to go a single day without having to say "Oh for fuck's sake now what?"
That's it. That's the mystery.
Okay. I'm going to let you in on the secret. You ready?
Here it is:
Voters want to go a single day without having to say "Oh for fuck's sake now what?"
That's it. That's the mystery.
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This news is incredible. 100 days this year CA's used 100% renewables to power the entire grid, & through a heat wave, there's been no significant disruption (cough *Texas*). Energy analysts are seeing a "phase-change" of the grid with the addition of 5 nuclear plants worth of battery storage, wow
"No rolling blackouts or grid emergencies as California continues on path to a carbon free grid. Several strategies, including upgrades to vulnerable parts of the grid at play here, but key enabler is more clean energy, especially solar, and above all, battery storage..."
😀
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California Grid Breezes Through Heat Wave due to Renewables, Batteries
No rolling blackouts or grid emergencies as California continues on path to a carbon free grid. Several strategies, including upgrades to vulnerable parts of the grid at play here, but key enabler …
thinc.blog
July 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
This news is incredible. 100 days this year CA's used 100% renewables to power the entire grid, & through a heat wave, there's been no significant disruption (cough *Texas*). Energy analysts are seeing a "phase-change" of the grid with the addition of 5 nuclear plants worth of battery storage, wow
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My kid has just shared an anonymous medieval poem with me—this is the ending.
June 26, 2024 at 8:33 PM
My kid has just shared an anonymous medieval poem with me—this is the ending.
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The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...
June 17, 2024 at 7:37 PM
The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...
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oh no my wife is getting a flag ready
May 30, 2024 at 8:52 PM
oh no my wife is getting a flag ready
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Same spot, 62 years ago, screaming at James Meredith:
May 3, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Same spot, 62 years ago, screaming at James Meredith:
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Government workers reprogrammed a 47-year-old computer with the memory of a Commodore64 and which is currently sitting 15.1 billion miles away despite a 22-hour time lag.
Elon Musk, meanwhile, can’t make a pickup truck that can drive in the rain.
Viva socialism. blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024...
Elon Musk, meanwhile, can’t make a pickup truck that can drive in the rain.
Viva socialism. blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024...
NASA’s Voyager 1 Resumes Sending Engineering Updates to Earth – Voyager
blogs.nasa.gov
April 22, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Government workers reprogrammed a 47-year-old computer with the memory of a Commodore64 and which is currently sitting 15.1 billion miles away despite a 22-hour time lag.
Elon Musk, meanwhile, can’t make a pickup truck that can drive in the rain.
Viva socialism. blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024...
Elon Musk, meanwhile, can’t make a pickup truck that can drive in the rain.
Viva socialism. blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024...