PaulBlartLOLCop
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he/him. Type 1 diabetic. These artisan posts were handcrafted in small batches. You’ll find me in a sea of dreams.
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JAEDYN SHAW IS THE DEFINITION OF CLUTCH!
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
JAEDYN SHAW IS THE DEFINITION OF CLUTCH!
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The good news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing thanks to increased investment and competition.
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
NWSL can’t keep Trinity Rodman and its current salary cap. It’s up to the league to choose
The rest of the world, and its biggest clubs, are watching the league's decision closely.
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The good news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing thanks to increased investment and competition.
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
@wmata.com was just passed by a westbound A58 bus at courthouse station. Standing right on the side of the curb at the stop as it drove by
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
@wmata.com was just passed by a westbound A58 bus at courthouse station. Standing right on the side of the curb at the stop as it drove by
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🇺🇸 Sources: Trinity Rodman could be playing final home game for Washington Spirit today in NWSL semifinal
- Rodman is out of contract in winter
- Several clubs abroad pushing hard
- Negotiating directly with NWSL but things not looking good
w/ @meglinehan.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
- Rodman is out of contract in winter
- Several clubs abroad pushing hard
- Negotiating directly with NWSL but things not looking good
w/ @meglinehan.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Trinity Rodman negotiations reach NWSL commissioner as English teams express interest in U.S. star
The 23-year-old will be a free agent this offseason.
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
🇺🇸 Sources: Trinity Rodman could be playing final home game for Washington Spirit today in NWSL semifinal
- Rodman is out of contract in winter
- Several clubs abroad pushing hard
- Negotiating directly with NWSL but things not looking good
w/ @meglinehan.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
- Rodman is out of contract in winter
- Several clubs abroad pushing hard
- Negotiating directly with NWSL but things not looking good
w/ @meglinehan.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
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The @washingtonspirit.com begin training this morning for its #NWSL semifinal match at Audi Field on Saturday.
Note that Trinity Rodman and Tara McKeown warming up with Leicy Santos. They are participating with the whole group in training.
Note that Trinity Rodman and Tara McKeown warming up with Leicy Santos. They are participating with the whole group in training.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The @washingtonspirit.com begin training this morning for its #NWSL semifinal match at Audi Field on Saturday.
Note that Trinity Rodman and Tara McKeown warming up with Leicy Santos. They are participating with the whole group in training.
Note that Trinity Rodman and Tara McKeown warming up with Leicy Santos. They are participating with the whole group in training.
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PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND THEY ARE DESPERATE FOR AN OUTLET TO EXPRESS THAT
GIVE IT TO THEM
GIVE IT TO THEM
Holy shit, the Prop 50 turnout was massive! NYT projecting 10.6 million votes, CA GOV 2022 was 10.9M votes.
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND THEY ARE DESPERATE FOR AN OUTLET TO EXPRESS THAT
GIVE IT TO THEM
GIVE IT TO THEM
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
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Wow, huge results for Democrats in tough county executive elections in some of Pennsylvania's swingiest counties.
They by the county executive offices in Erie County, Lehigh County, and Northampton County by roughly 20% each.
This is a FLIP in Erie County.
They by the county executive offices in Erie County, Lehigh County, and Northampton County by roughly 20% each.
This is a FLIP in Erie County.
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Wow, huge results for Democrats in tough county executive elections in some of Pennsylvania's swingiest counties.
They by the county executive offices in Erie County, Lehigh County, and Northampton County by roughly 20% each.
This is a FLIP in Erie County.
They by the county executive offices in Erie County, Lehigh County, and Northampton County by roughly 20% each.
This is a FLIP in Erie County.
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i wouldn't be a total glenn youngkin hater if i didn't mention that the results tonight mean that his total tenure amounted to presiding over the destruction — at least for the next few years — of the virginia republican party. lmao.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i wouldn't be a total glenn youngkin hater if i didn't mention that the results tonight mean that his total tenure amounted to presiding over the destruction — at least for the next few years — of the virginia republican party. lmao.
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Young men too 😮😮
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Young men too 😮😮
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MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."
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when conservative AF Inland Empire is voting Blue... the red folks have got problems
holy shit the county vote totals map forming for prop 50 is bonkers-pro www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
California Ballot Measures Special Election 2025 Live Results: Proposition 50 Passes, NBC News Projects
See live results from the 2025 California ballot measures special election. Track vote counts and updates as polls close on Election Day.
www.nbcnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
when conservative AF Inland Empire is voting Blue... the red folks have got problems
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if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen
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The road to the 2025 NWSL Championship starts now 🏆
Presented by Google Pixel
Presented by Google Pixel
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The road to the 2025 NWSL Championship starts now 🏆
Presented by Google Pixel
Presented by Google Pixel
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Eagles won boringly for once today but knocked out Cam Skattebo who was crushing it for me in fantasy.
October 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Eagles won boringly for once today but knocked out Cam Skattebo who was crushing it for me in fantasy.
@wmata.com been stuck in pentagon station for 10 minutes already and haven’t moved a step. You need to stop trains coming in so we can exit the station
October 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
@wmata.com been stuck in pentagon station for 10 minutes already and haven’t moved a step. You need to stop trains coming in so we can exit the station
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The people on t.v. are making MANY compelling arguments on owning a $330.00 slushy machine.
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The people on t.v. are making MANY compelling arguments on owning a $330.00 slushy machine.
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Like I've been saying, why should reporters bother treating Johnson like the Speaker of the House when he's effectively disbanded the House.
It's official: Speaker Johnson just cancelled all votes in the House next week.
The next scheduled voting day is 10/27; the last time the House was in session was 9/19.
The next scheduled voting day is 10/27; the last time the House was in session was 9/19.
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Like I've been saying, why should reporters bother treating Johnson like the Speaker of the House when he's effectively disbanded the House.
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Rodman is back out on the field after the game, though with a knee brace and crutches.
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Rodman is back out on the field after the game, though with a knee brace and crutches.
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Trinity Rodman heading to the locker room on crutches during the halftime break
October 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trinity Rodman heading to the locker room on crutches during the halftime break
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Trinity Rodman was not putting any weight on her right leg as she was helped off the field by Spirit trainers following an attempt at a tackle during this Concacaf W Champions Cup game against Monterrey. Worrying scenes.
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Trinity Rodman was not putting any weight on her right leg as she was helped off the field by Spirit trainers following an attempt at a tackle during this Concacaf W Champions Cup game against Monterrey. Worrying scenes.
Even after getting escorted off the field Rodman still wasn’t putting any weight on her leg…
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Even after getting escorted off the field Rodman still wasn’t putting any weight on her leg…