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PaulBlartLOLCop
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he/him. Type 1 diabetic. These artisan posts were handcrafted in small batches. You’ll find me in a sea of dreams.
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“Close proximity to the national mall” lol
A diagram of wmata’s orange line showing orange and sliver line trains holding at Rosslyn, court house, Clarendon, Virginia square, and ballston stations. A diagram of wmata’a orange line showing trains holding at Farragut west, McPherson square, metro center, federal triangle, and Smithsonian stations
March 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I’ve always said pepper spraying police officers shouldn’t be a federal crime. Glad president trump agrees! Go forth and pepper spray police officers!
Screenshot of a Facebook post by Peter Andrews. It reads “I am one of the career federal prosecutors fired yesterday by the trump administration because I prosecuted rioters who participated in the attack on the capitol on January 6th 2021. The defendants I prosecuted tased and pepper sprayed police officers, called for the murder of members of congress and their staff, and attempted to obstruct the certification of the 2020 presidential election. According to my termination notice, these prosecutions were ‘a grave national injustice that has been perpetrated upon the American people.’ When I began my service as a federal prosecutor I swore an oath to ‘support and defend the constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign or domestic.’ I have never violated that oath, and I never will.” Below the text is an image of the US capitol building below a bright blue sky scattered with clouds.
February 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Say go birds or you’re a fascist
Image of a trump post on truth social congratulating the Kansas City chiefs on advancing to the superbowl and also taking personal credit for the victory somehow
January 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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GO BIRDS
GO BIRDS
January 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Commanders fans going to bars in the area often park on my street so I’m giving them something to look at on their way over
An Eagles jersey hanging in a window looking out on an empty street
January 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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The timeline is NOT happy
A screenshot of user paulblartlolcop’s Bluesky home feed. Every post is expressing negativity
January 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #578,723!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #578,723, PaulBlartLOLCop ‪@paulblartlolcop.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 15, 2023"
September 21, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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“I feel like if I go this way I’ll overheat”
*goes this way*
*overheats*
“Wow who could’ve predicted this”
Me wearing a light blue tank top, white hat with a turtle pattern, and dark blue sunglasses with orange lenses. I am wearing a camelback hydration backpack and am very very sweaty. The weather is bright and sunny.
July 28, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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When someone asks if I’m doing another marathon this year
A campaign email from Joe Biden to Paul. Subject line reads “Let me be clear: I’m running.”
July 8, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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WITCH HUNT

STOP THE STEAL
Image of an ESPN headline reading “Joey Chestnut banned from Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest”. Joey Chestnut is pictured under the headline raising a golden championship belt.
June 11, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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Hope everyone’s having a good
Paul’s Spotify daylist, titled “angry scream Friday early morning” in large bold white letters over a soft purple and orange background. Smaller text at the bottom of the image reads “you listened to unique and viral on Friday early mornings. Here’s some: scream, angry, rage, animalistic, loud”
April 12, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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We out
A mobile phone screen capture from social media platform X. It displays a message reading “your account is deactivated” in bold black letters. Below that in smaller letters it says “sorry to see you go. #goodbye”
April 5, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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How’s everyone doing? I’m having a very
Paul’s Spotify daylist, titled “indie sleaze post-punk revival Thursday early morning”
March 14, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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Friendship ended with HYPERION.

Now HYPERION MAX is my best friend.
August 29, 2023 at 1:05 AM