PaulBlartLOLCop
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he/him. Type 1 diabetic. These artisan posts were handcrafted in small batches. You’ll find me in a sea of dreams.
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Two straight championship appearances. Zero goals scored. Sigh. Keep on fighting Spirit. Congrats Gotham. @washingtonspirit.com #NWSL
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Two straight championship appearances. Zero goals scored. Sigh. Keep on fighting Spirit. Congrats Gotham. @washingtonspirit.com #NWSL
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I’m not gonna shit on Adrian cause that man pulled out a hell of a season with the spirit. But that sub is probably gonna haunt him for a bit
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’m not gonna shit on Adrian cause that man pulled out a hell of a season with the spirit. But that sub is probably gonna haunt him for a bit
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Spirit fans, I am so sorry this season didn’t end with a ring. Y’all put your heart & soul behind your club, and we all felt it. Feel the emotions you need to. Let it in & let it hurt.
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Spirit fans, I am so sorry this season didn’t end with a ring. Y’all put your heart & soul behind your club, and we all felt it. Feel the emotions you need to. Let it in & let it hurt.
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Scored on in the final last year because a *clear* foul wasn’t called, scored on in the final this year because we didn’t sub off in time.
You really, really gotta feel for the players.
You really, really gotta feel for the players.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Scored on in the final last year because a *clear* foul wasn’t called, scored on in the final this year because we didn’t sub off in time.
You really, really gotta feel for the players.
You really, really gotta feel for the players.
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As for the Washington Spirit ... hard not to look back at Adrian Gonzalez's decision to leave Hal Hershfelt on the field and feel like that was a mistake. It was hard to watch her return to the field in visible pain.
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
As for the Washington Spirit ... hard not to look back at Adrian Gonzalez's decision to leave Hal Hershfelt on the field and feel like that was a mistake. It was hard to watch her return to the field in visible pain.
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Because of the NWSL salary cap and offers from Europe, high likelihood we just witnessed Trin’s last moments in this league for a while
Selfishly and admittedly with a lot of greed, I would love her at The Emirates though we already have Olivia, Chloe, Meado etc
Selfishly and admittedly with a lot of greed, I would love her at The Emirates though we already have Olivia, Chloe, Meado etc
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Because of the NWSL salary cap and offers from Europe, high likelihood we just witnessed Trin’s last moments in this league for a while
Selfishly and admittedly with a lot of greed, I would love her at The Emirates though we already have Olivia, Chloe, Meado etc
Selfishly and admittedly with a lot of greed, I would love her at The Emirates though we already have Olivia, Chloe, Meado etc
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Final xG per FotMob:
Spirit: 0.49
Gotham: 0.39
Football volumes turned up to 10, soccer volumes turned down to 1.
Spirit: 0.49
Gotham: 0.39
Football volumes turned up to 10, soccer volumes turned down to 1.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Final xG per FotMob:
Spirit: 0.49
Gotham: 0.39
Football volumes turned up to 10, soccer volumes turned down to 1.
Spirit: 0.49
Gotham: 0.39
Football volumes turned up to 10, soccer volumes turned down to 1.
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Ultimately, Spirit have the same problem as last year. They need to figure out how to score in these kind of games. You can make up for a mistake if you can score. You can't otherwise.
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ultimately, Spirit have the same problem as last year. They need to figure out how to score in these kind of games. You can make up for a mistake if you can score. You can't otherwise.
0 shots on goal. Fucking hell. 0
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
0 shots on goal. Fucking hell. 0
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JAEDYN SHAW IS THE DEFINITION OF CLUTCH!
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
JAEDYN SHAW IS THE DEFINITION OF CLUTCH!
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The good news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing thanks to increased investment and competition.
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
NWSL can’t keep Trinity Rodman and its current salary cap. It’s up to the league to choose
The rest of the world, and its biggest clubs, are watching the league's decision closely.
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The good news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing thanks to increased investment and competition.
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
@wmata.com was just passed by a westbound A58 bus at courthouse station. Standing right on the side of the curb at the stop as it drove by
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
@wmata.com was just passed by a westbound A58 bus at courthouse station. Standing right on the side of the curb at the stop as it drove by
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🇺🇸 Sources: Trinity Rodman could be playing final home game for Washington Spirit today in NWSL semifinal
- Rodman is out of contract in winter
- Several clubs abroad pushing hard
- Negotiating directly with NWSL but things not looking good
w/ @meglinehan.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
- Rodman is out of contract in winter
- Several clubs abroad pushing hard
- Negotiating directly with NWSL but things not looking good
w/ @meglinehan.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Trinity Rodman negotiations reach NWSL commissioner as English teams express interest in U.S. star
The 23-year-old will be a free agent this offseason.
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
🇺🇸 Sources: Trinity Rodman could be playing final home game for Washington Spirit today in NWSL semifinal
- Rodman is out of contract in winter
- Several clubs abroad pushing hard
- Negotiating directly with NWSL but things not looking good
w/ @meglinehan.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
- Rodman is out of contract in winter
- Several clubs abroad pushing hard
- Negotiating directly with NWSL but things not looking good
w/ @meglinehan.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
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The @washingtonspirit.com begin training this morning for its #NWSL semifinal match at Audi Field on Saturday.
Note that Trinity Rodman and Tara McKeown warming up with Leicy Santos. They are participating with the whole group in training.
Note that Trinity Rodman and Tara McKeown warming up with Leicy Santos. They are participating with the whole group in training.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The @washingtonspirit.com begin training this morning for its #NWSL semifinal match at Audi Field on Saturday.
Note that Trinity Rodman and Tara McKeown warming up with Leicy Santos. They are participating with the whole group in training.
Note that Trinity Rodman and Tara McKeown warming up with Leicy Santos. They are participating with the whole group in training.
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PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND THEY ARE DESPERATE FOR AN OUTLET TO EXPRESS THAT
GIVE IT TO THEM
GIVE IT TO THEM
Holy shit, the Prop 50 turnout was massive! NYT projecting 10.6 million votes, CA GOV 2022 was 10.9M votes.
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND THEY ARE DESPERATE FOR AN OUTLET TO EXPRESS THAT
GIVE IT TO THEM
GIVE IT TO THEM
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
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Wow, huge results for Democrats in tough county executive elections in some of Pennsylvania's swingiest counties.
They by the county executive offices in Erie County, Lehigh County, and Northampton County by roughly 20% each.
This is a FLIP in Erie County.
They by the county executive offices in Erie County, Lehigh County, and Northampton County by roughly 20% each.
This is a FLIP in Erie County.
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Wow, huge results for Democrats in tough county executive elections in some of Pennsylvania's swingiest counties.
They by the county executive offices in Erie County, Lehigh County, and Northampton County by roughly 20% each.
This is a FLIP in Erie County.
They by the county executive offices in Erie County, Lehigh County, and Northampton County by roughly 20% each.
This is a FLIP in Erie County.
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i wouldn't be a total glenn youngkin hater if i didn't mention that the results tonight mean that his total tenure amounted to presiding over the destruction — at least for the next few years — of the virginia republican party. lmao.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i wouldn't be a total glenn youngkin hater if i didn't mention that the results tonight mean that his total tenure amounted to presiding over the destruction — at least for the next few years — of the virginia republican party. lmao.
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Young men too 😮😮
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Young men too 😮😮
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MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."
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when conservative AF Inland Empire is voting Blue... the red folks have got problems
holy shit the county vote totals map forming for prop 50 is bonkers-pro www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
California Ballot Measures Special Election 2025 Live Results: Proposition 50 Passes, NBC News Projects
See live results from the 2025 California ballot measures special election. Track vote counts and updates as polls close on Election Day.
www.nbcnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
when conservative AF Inland Empire is voting Blue... the red folks have got problems
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if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen