Pato
@patochan.bsky.social
Opinions are my own unless they’re yours and I reposted them. He/him, comfortably queer 🏳️🌈. Married cat dad 🐈🐈
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Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
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My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 AM
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
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Via a simpsons fan group, I can’t take credit
December 2, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Via a simpsons fan group, I can’t take credit
Drop your Lock Screen.
I took this picture of the Great Buddha of Kamakura on Sunday last.
I took this picture of the Great Buddha of Kamakura on Sunday last.
November 29, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Drop your Lock Screen.
I took this picture of the Great Buddha of Kamakura on Sunday last.
I took this picture of the Great Buddha of Kamakura on Sunday last.
So glad The Menswear Guy™ is on bsky.
November 27, 2024 at 8:03 AM
So glad The Menswear Guy™ is on bsky.
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You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
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Sceptic is misapplied as suffix on vaccine-, climate- euro- etc. Scepticism is healthy practice of withholding confidence pending evidence. If you recoil from evidence and demand your own alternative pretend evidence it's denial.
November 15, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Sceptic is misapplied as suffix on vaccine-, climate- euro- etc. Scepticism is healthy practice of withholding confidence pending evidence. If you recoil from evidence and demand your own alternative pretend evidence it's denial.
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I hate the "if a Dem did this" take, but a Dem clearing out McDonalds to briefly pour fries for pre-selected supporters would be covered as a Dukakis/tank disaster.
Having an entire media infrastructure where you can do no wrong is helpful!
Having an entire media infrastructure where you can do no wrong is helpful!
The thing about him pretending to work at McDonalds is that it exposes how he and the party look at “common people.” It’s a checklist to them, instead of a fucking struggle. “Worked in Fast Food, Check.”
October 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I hate the "if a Dem did this" take, but a Dem clearing out McDonalds to briefly pour fries for pre-selected supporters would be covered as a Dukakis/tank disaster.
Having an entire media infrastructure where you can do no wrong is helpful!
Having an entire media infrastructure where you can do no wrong is helpful!
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it should cost one dollar to honk your car horn
October 18, 2024 at 10:01 PM
it should cost one dollar to honk your car horn
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #359,333!
October 10, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #359,333!
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David Lynch vibes at social services
October 9, 2023 at 6:33 PM
David Lynch vibes at social services
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This is one of the most succinct take-downs of the trans moral panic I've read in a while.
Worth remembering, next time someone you know expresses "legitimate concerns". Pull them up on it (without making them feel stupid). They're being played.
Worth remembering, next time someone you know expresses "legitimate concerns". Pull them up on it (without making them feel stupid). They're being played.
October 8, 2023 at 12:56 PM
This is one of the most succinct take-downs of the trans moral panic I've read in a while.
Worth remembering, next time someone you know expresses "legitimate concerns". Pull them up on it (without making them feel stupid). They're being played.
Worth remembering, next time someone you know expresses "legitimate concerns". Pull them up on it (without making them feel stupid). They're being played.
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I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"
October 1, 2023 at 4:26 AM
I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"
Got a great view of Mount Fuji when landing in Tokyo last week.
September 26, 2023 at 6:21 AM
Got a great view of Mount Fuji when landing in Tokyo last week.
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If you’re getting flashbanged by the app switching from light to dark mode every time you open it, change your in app settings from “system” to just “dark”.
September 12, 2023 at 4:11 AM
If you’re getting flashbanged by the app switching from light to dark mode every time you open it, change your in app settings from “system” to just “dark”.
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i want to post my twitter abortion thread here bc i'm sad to lose it
August 22, 2023 at 2:20 PM
i want to post my twitter abortion thread here bc i'm sad to lose it
Quote with 4 horror movies to get to know you
August 21, 2023 at 8:38 AM
Quote with 4 horror movies to get to know you
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I’m trying to stop leaving the house in outfits I wouldn’t want to die and be a ghost forever in.
August 15, 2023 at 9:09 PM
I’m trying to stop leaving the house in outfits I wouldn’t want to die and be a ghost forever in.
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I hope Zuckerberg knows he has maybe the only opportunity humanity will ever get to put Elon Musk into a vegetative state with no consequences
August 14, 2023 at 7:05 PM
I hope Zuckerberg knows he has maybe the only opportunity humanity will ever get to put Elon Musk into a vegetative state with no consequences
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Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est—
Qu'est-ce que c'est—
August 12, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est—
Qu'est-ce que c'est—