kellibean
@misst0pia.bsky.social
🦄 she/her 🦇 from the earth to the morgue 🐰 dead but delicious 🖤
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The rain would’ve been preferable to the wind tonight. The sweetest horse I know was scared to walk to the arena in the dark because there were so many scary noises.
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The rain would’ve been preferable to the wind tonight. The sweetest horse I know was scared to walk to the arena in the dark because there were so many scary noises.
I feel bad for people who thought Timbits Chardonnay was like some deep intellectual auteur or something and are now coming to terms with his just being regular Hollywood trash.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I feel bad for people who thought Timbits Chardonnay was like some deep intellectual auteur or something and are now coming to terms with his just being regular Hollywood trash.
I hate having to tone the white in my hair between colorings. It should just stay white. It shouldn’t be like “nah I’m a weird grayish yellow with a hint of beige now” every few weeks.
It’s not staining from the other colors either because it doesn’t lift out. Hair science is fucking weird.
It’s not staining from the other colors either because it doesn’t lift out. Hair science is fucking weird.
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I hate having to tone the white in my hair between colorings. It should just stay white. It shouldn’t be like “nah I’m a weird grayish yellow with a hint of beige now” every few weeks.
It’s not staining from the other colors either because it doesn’t lift out. Hair science is fucking weird.
It’s not staining from the other colors either because it doesn’t lift out. Hair science is fucking weird.
I’ve been enjoying the Murderbot books a ton but I wish I’d read them earlier because the show gives me a clear mental image of it when its appearance is never specifically described.
Although I think I’d default to male regardless and the Audible book is narrated by a man.
Although I think I’d default to male regardless and the Audible book is narrated by a man.
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’ve been enjoying the Murderbot books a ton but I wish I’d read them earlier because the show gives me a clear mental image of it when its appearance is never specifically described.
Although I think I’d default to male regardless and the Audible book is narrated by a man.
Although I think I’d default to male regardless and the Audible book is narrated by a man.
Is it customary to alert your downstairs neighbor when you’re planning to doing renos that make an absurd amount of noise?
Or am I expecting too much?
A heads up would’ve been nice so I could have scheduled meetings accordingly.
I swear they’ve been drilling into the concrete for hours.
Or am I expecting too much?
A heads up would’ve been nice so I could have scheduled meetings accordingly.
I swear they’ve been drilling into the concrete for hours.
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Is it customary to alert your downstairs neighbor when you’re planning to doing renos that make an absurd amount of noise?
Or am I expecting too much?
A heads up would’ve been nice so I could have scheduled meetings accordingly.
I swear they’ve been drilling into the concrete for hours.
Or am I expecting too much?
A heads up would’ve been nice so I could have scheduled meetings accordingly.
I swear they’ve been drilling into the concrete for hours.
I should get the day off when the director of my favorite movie is murdered.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I should get the day off when the director of my favorite movie is murdered.
My mom seems to disagree with the rule I made up that when somebody dies their ugly Christmas tree ornaments don’t have to go on the tree anymore.
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My mom seems to disagree with the rule I made up that when somebody dies their ugly Christmas tree ornaments don’t have to go on the tree anymore.
In retrospect, why did they make Vecna kinda hot?
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
In retrospect, why did they make Vecna kinda hot?
Ugh. So are any of the streaming services NOT evil?
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Ugh. So are any of the streaming services NOT evil?
When a medication indicates whether it should or shouldn’t be taken with food it should have to specify whether that’s because food affects how well it will do its job or because I might get a tummy ache.
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When a medication indicates whether it should or shouldn’t be taken with food it should have to specify whether that’s because food affects how well it will do its job or because I might get a tummy ache.
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Vancouver Coastal Health has issued another drug alert: Multiple samples (green, beige and brown) sold as down in the Downtown Eastside tested positive for fentanyl, benzos and carfentanil (extremely potent opioid, used as large-animal tranquilizer)
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Vancouver Coastal Health has issued another drug alert: Multiple samples (green, beige and brown) sold as down in the Downtown Eastside tested positive for fentanyl, benzos and carfentanil (extremely potent opioid, used as large-animal tranquilizer)
Excuse me that dude fumbled Lily Allen AND got a dog fired? How have we not catapulted him into the sun?
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Excuse me that dude fumbled Lily Allen AND got a dog fired? How have we not catapulted him into the sun?
And did anybody solve the hairdye thing or are we collectively looking the other way when our stylists use American colors?
It’s okay to admit Canada is second-tier when it comes to A LOT of products.
And I’d rather commit treason than use something with a name as embarrassing as “funkhue”
It’s okay to admit Canada is second-tier when it comes to A LOT of products.
And I’d rather commit treason than use something with a name as embarrassing as “funkhue”
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
And did anybody solve the hairdye thing or are we collectively looking the other way when our stylists use American colors?
It’s okay to admit Canada is second-tier when it comes to A LOT of products.
And I’d rather commit treason than use something with a name as embarrassing as “funkhue”
It’s okay to admit Canada is second-tier when it comes to A LOT of products.
And I’d rather commit treason than use something with a name as embarrassing as “funkhue”
I never pretended I was going to do the only buying Canadian thing because this is the only life I have and it’s going to include Lucky Charms and high-concentration retinoids but I’m curious how many people are still 100% invested in that elbows stuff.
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I never pretended I was going to do the only buying Canadian thing because this is the only life I have and it’s going to include Lucky Charms and high-concentration retinoids but I’m curious how many people are still 100% invested in that elbows stuff.
If somebody with a (Canadian) Costco membership happens to see this can you please tell me the price? I’m not a member and my mom doesn’t know her login info. 😭 www.costco.ca/shark-flexst...
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If somebody with a (Canadian) Costco membership happens to see this can you please tell me the price? I’m not a member and my mom doesn’t know her login info. 😭 www.costco.ca/shark-flexst...
It’s super awkward when you’re talking to somebody you don’t know well about your favorite bands or actors or whatever and theirs is deeply problematic but you can’t say anything because they already spent twenty minutes listening to you.
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s super awkward when you’re talking to somebody you don’t know well about your favorite bands or actors or whatever and theirs is deeply problematic but you can’t say anything because they already spent twenty minutes listening to you.
Spotify Wrapped is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet and I will not be answering any follow-up questions.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Spotify Wrapped is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet and I will not be answering any follow-up questions.
Katy Perry is playing in my uber and all I can think about is how bad the sex must be in that couple….
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Katy Perry is playing in my uber and all I can think about is how bad the sex must be in that couple….
Canada post uses an “AI” app to calculate and prepay fees on items going to the US. It analyzes a pic, fills in the appropriate info, and collects payment.
It failed to correctly identify a clearly labelled bag of flavored sea salt six times so I had to fill everything in manually anyway.
Fuck AI.
It failed to correctly identify a clearly labelled bag of flavored sea salt six times so I had to fill everything in manually anyway.
Fuck AI.
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Canada post uses an “AI” app to calculate and prepay fees on items going to the US. It analyzes a pic, fills in the appropriate info, and collects payment.
It failed to correctly identify a clearly labelled bag of flavored sea salt six times so I had to fill everything in manually anyway.
Fuck AI.
It failed to correctly identify a clearly labelled bag of flavored sea salt six times so I had to fill everything in manually anyway.
Fuck AI.
wtf do you mean Dedra from Andor voices Yen in Witcher 3? 🤯
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
wtf do you mean Dedra from Andor voices Yen in Witcher 3? 🤯
I hate fall damage. If you’re gonna make players take fall damage you should also have “sprinted full-speed into a tree” damage.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I hate fall damage. If you’re gonna make players take fall damage you should also have “sprinted full-speed into a tree” damage.
Is a shag with bangs the most sexually suggestive hairstyle?
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Is a shag with bangs the most sexually suggestive hairstyle?
Using bereavement leave to be an asshole on the Internet. As one does. 🤦🏻♀️
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Using bereavement leave to be an asshole on the Internet. As one does. 🤦🏻♀️
How do I become the personal psychic to gullible billionaires? I bet it’s very lucrative.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
How do I become the personal psychic to gullible billionaires? I bet it’s very lucrative.
I’ve reached the “I don’t want to talk or see other human but I quietly resent how my lifestyle means nobody is bringing me food.” stage of grief.
In lieu of flowers send DoorDash gift cards. 🙃
In lieu of flowers send DoorDash gift cards. 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’ve reached the “I don’t want to talk or see other human but I quietly resent how my lifestyle means nobody is bringing me food.” stage of grief.
In lieu of flowers send DoorDash gift cards. 🙃
In lieu of flowers send DoorDash gift cards. 🙃