kellibean
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Everybody gets cool moths and I get the ones that remind me I’m not allowed to buy cashmere.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Everybody gets cool moths and I get the ones that remind me I’m not allowed to buy cashmere.
To be completely honest, Kristi Noem having a total fucking meltdown over not having her blanket on a flight is the only relatable thing about her.
But I’m not an evil asshole so I wouldn’t get somebody fired over it.
But I’m not an evil asshole so I wouldn’t get somebody fired over it.
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
To be completely honest, Kristi Noem having a total fucking meltdown over not having her blanket on a flight is the only relatable thing about her.
But I’m not an evil asshole so I wouldn’t get somebody fired over it.
But I’m not an evil asshole so I wouldn’t get somebody fired over it.
It’s not too late for me to learn how to say “Can I pet your dog?” in Spanish.
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
It’s not too late for me to learn how to say “Can I pet your dog?” in Spanish.
There is a very good dog (husky-like in appearance) in the breakfast room doing a perfect sit while his human gets food.
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
There is a very good dog (husky-like in appearance) in the breakfast room doing a perfect sit while his human gets food.
For reasons unknown the Elvis 1968 comeback special is a movie option on my flight.
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
For reasons unknown the Elvis 1968 comeback special is a movie option on my flight.
The guy next to me is a floppy sleeper and he is fully going to end up cuddling me at some point.
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The guy next to me is a floppy sleeper and he is fully going to end up cuddling me at some point.
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Is it perimenopause? Do I have fybromyalgia? Long COVID? Any number of mental illnesses? Is the world just a goddamn living nightmare? Who fucking knows but they all seem to have the same bloody symptoms and no real way of distinguishing between cause and effect.
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Is it perimenopause? Do I have fybromyalgia? Long COVID? Any number of mental illnesses? Is the world just a goddamn living nightmare? Who fucking knows but they all seem to have the same bloody symptoms and no real way of distinguishing between cause and effect.
DID ANY BOYS KISS AFTER THE FOOTBALL GAME?
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
DID ANY BOYS KISS AFTER THE FOOTBALL GAME?
The team with the better mascot should always win at sports.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
The team with the better mascot should always win at sports.
Once again Amazon is like “We see you just bought a shitload of fake blood. May we interest you in even MORE fake blood?”
I’m dressing up as a bloody valentine on Saturday. Like half of my liquids allowance will be little bottles of blood.
I’m dressing up as a bloody valentine on Saturday. Like half of my liquids allowance will be little bottles of blood.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Once again Amazon is like “We see you just bought a shitload of fake blood. May we interest you in even MORE fake blood?”
I’m dressing up as a bloody valentine on Saturday. Like half of my liquids allowance will be little bottles of blood.
I’m dressing up as a bloody valentine on Saturday. Like half of my liquids allowance will be little bottles of blood.
Did Billie sing “maga agenda” instead of “redneck agenda” like he did on tour?
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Did Billie sing “maga agenda” instead of “redneck agenda” like he did on tour?
I have packing for weekend concert trips down to a science but for some reason my brain is short-circuiting this time. I also can’t find a bunch of shit, which is weird.
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I have packing for weekend concert trips down to a science but for some reason my brain is short-circuiting this time. I also can’t find a bunch of shit, which is weird.
The Swiss goalie deserves and apology from the rest of her team good lord. Queen shit.
February 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The Swiss goalie deserves and apology from the rest of her team good lord. Queen shit.
Olympic hockey sponsored by Ozempic OH FUCK YOU.
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Olympic hockey sponsored by Ozempic OH FUCK YOU.
I’m catching up on Fallout and thinking about how the Elder Scrolls could be a good show if they built a series around the thieves guild or the dark brotherhood. The problem is that they’d want to GOT it up with dragons and the dragons aren’t necessarily the most interesting lore.
February 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I’m catching up on Fallout and thinking about how the Elder Scrolls could be a good show if they built a series around the thieves guild or the dark brotherhood. The problem is that they’d want to GOT it up with dragons and the dragons aren’t necessarily the most interesting lore.
Reminder to periodically check your phone and internet providers’ promos because my phone is now $15 cheaper and includes roaming in the US and Mexico.
February 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Reminder to periodically check your phone and internet providers’ promos because my phone is now $15 cheaper and includes roaming in the US and Mexico.
Using the term “youthsplaining” when a zoomer tries to educate me about things I personally experienced before they were born.
February 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Using the term “youthsplaining” when a zoomer tries to educate me about things I personally experienced before they were born.
MCR is so good for this.
Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us
You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison
It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Fucking Deathwish
Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us
You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison
It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Fucking Deathwish
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
MCR is so good for this.
Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us
You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison
It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Fucking Deathwish
Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us
You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison
It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Fucking Deathwish
I want to clean out my storage room but I know my adhd ass will move everything into the living room & leave it there for eternity because I’ll be too overwhelmed.
Or I’ll locate the one thing I’m hyperfixated on finding & then pile everything else back in a way that’s somehow worse than it is now.
Or I’ll locate the one thing I’m hyperfixated on finding & then pile everything else back in a way that’s somehow worse than it is now.
February 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I want to clean out my storage room but I know my adhd ass will move everything into the living room & leave it there for eternity because I’ll be too overwhelmed.
Or I’ll locate the one thing I’m hyperfixated on finding & then pile everything else back in a way that’s somehow worse than it is now.
Or I’ll locate the one thing I’m hyperfixated on finding & then pile everything else back in a way that’s somehow worse than it is now.
I take one little MCR social media break and the rest of Paper Kingdom leaks. Christ.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I take one little MCR social media break and the rest of Paper Kingdom leaks. Christ.
The dress is not actually hanging from her nipples, dipshits. Do you think the woman has no areolas?
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The dress is not actually hanging from her nipples, dipshits. Do you think the woman has no areolas?
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Lovely how every time there's a big Epstein file dump we all feel like we have to relive all our teen girl sexual harassment/abuse trauma publicly because we've culturally memoryholed the horrors of 1970's-2000's "jailbait" shit
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Lovely how every time there's a big Epstein file dump we all feel like we have to relive all our teen girl sexual harassment/abuse trauma publicly because we've culturally memoryholed the horrors of 1970's-2000's "jailbait" shit
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I hope one day there's a dude as funny as Catherine O'Hara was, but I wouldn't bet on it.
January 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I hope one day there's a dude as funny as Catherine O'Hara was, but I wouldn't bet on it.
Tonight in pony news: Hazel did a mini spook at lord knows what but it caused her to smack her butt against the wall and it was loud so she had a meltdown.
Which is why I lunge her before every ride. She always has to get at least one panic attack out of her system.
Which is why I lunge her before every ride. She always has to get at least one panic attack out of her system.
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Tonight in pony news: Hazel did a mini spook at lord knows what but it caused her to smack her butt against the wall and it was loud so she had a meltdown.
Which is why I lunge her before every ride. She always has to get at least one panic attack out of her system.
Which is why I lunge her before every ride. She always has to get at least one panic attack out of her system.