kellibean
@misst0pia.bsky.social
🦄 she/her 🦇 from the earth to the morgue 🐰 dead but delicious 🖤
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https://bsky.app/profile/misst0pia.bsky.social/feed/mychem
Here’s a scam to look out for/warn your less terminally online friends and family about. It’s plausible enough that someone who didn’t think to check the URL might click.
September 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Here’s a scam to look out for/warn your less terminally online friends and family about. It’s plausible enough that someone who didn’t think to check the URL might click.
Who did something gross in 1981?
September 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Who did something gross in 1981?
And I have to take an uber home since I’m gonna miss the last train now. 😭😭
August 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
And I have to take an uber home since I’m gonna miss the last train now. 😭😭
The voicebox on my plush Taco Bell chihuahua from 1999 still works and the AirPods I got in 2021 are like “Nah, we’re done.”
Video description: I slowly zoom in on a small plush chihuahua with a rose in its mouth. When I press the button it says “I think I’m in love”
Video description: I slowly zoom in on a small plush chihuahua with a rose in its mouth. When I press the button it says “I think I’m in love”
August 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The voicebox on my plush Taco Bell chihuahua from 1999 still works and the AirPods I got in 2021 are like “Nah, we’re done.”
Video description: I slowly zoom in on a small plush chihuahua with a rose in its mouth. When I press the button it says “I think I’m in love”
Video description: I slowly zoom in on a small plush chihuahua with a rose in its mouth. When I press the button it says “I think I’m in love”
Look at this fucking face.
July 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Look at this fucking face.
Our lord and savior Gerard Way is 48…
July 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Our lord and savior Gerard Way is 48…
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY? I’d better get a fucking robot.
July 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY? I’d better get a fucking robot.
Relatable facial expression.
July 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Relatable facial expression.
Whatsername is staying with my mom for another week before bouncing back and forth in August but I went to see her today and she was SOOOOO mad at me.
July 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Whatsername is staying with my mom for another week before bouncing back and forth in August but I went to see her today and she was SOOOOO mad at me.
Please keep your disturbing custom Lafufus stowed under the seat in front of you.
July 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Please keep your disturbing custom Lafufus stowed under the seat in front of you.
Did I hastily make a parody of the MCR tour merch using language from that ridiculous tabloid article calling them out for “going woke?” Fuck yeah I did.
July 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Did I hastily make a parody of the MCR tour merch using language from that ridiculous tabloid article calling them out for “going woke?” Fuck yeah I did.
Scrunchies = glamorous Labubu gowns.
July 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Scrunchies = glamorous Labubu gowns.
Wendy’s is being awfully presumptuous here. I suppose it’ll be helpful if somebody tries to frame me for a crime and I can use it as proof I was buying baked potatoes.
June 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Wendy’s is being awfully presumptuous here. I suppose it’ll be helpful if somebody tries to frame me for a crime and I can use it as proof I was buying baked potatoes.
The box has been acknowledged.
June 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The box has been acknowledged.
In case a kitty would help.
June 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In case a kitty would help.
My pet’s name as a gif I converted into an mp4 because bsky’s gif support is trash and this is the only one I could find with the lyrics.
Video is Billie Joe from Green Day performing live with the subtitle “now I wonder how Whatsername has been”
Video is Billie Joe from Green Day performing live with the subtitle “now I wonder how Whatsername has been”
June 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My pet’s name as a gif I converted into an mp4 because bsky’s gif support is trash and this is the only one I could find with the lyrics.
Video is Billie Joe from Green Day performing live with the subtitle “now I wonder how Whatsername has been”
Video is Billie Joe from Green Day performing live with the subtitle “now I wonder how Whatsername has been”
I feel like I need to label this as graphic content because you are NOT ready for my riding instructor’s puppy.
June 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I feel like I need to label this as graphic content because you are NOT ready for my riding instructor’s puppy.
Well if we’re all sharing root beer lip balm.
June 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Well if we’re all sharing root beer lip balm.
Walmart carries these if you’re cool with the other flavors. Can confirm grape and cherry cola are great but I don’t like orange popsicles in general.
June 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Walmart carries these if you’re cool with the other flavors. Can confirm grape and cherry cola are great but I don’t like orange popsicles in general.
The shirt in question
May 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The shirt in question
No wait it’s two faces now!
May 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
No wait it’s two faces now!
I’m dying over this product photo.
May 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’m dying over this product photo.