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If somebody with a (Canadian) Costco membership happens to see this can you please tell me the price? I’m not a member and my mom doesn’t know her login info. 😭 www.costco.ca/shark-flexst...
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If somebody with a (Canadian) Costco membership happens to see this can you please tell me the price? I’m not a member and my mom doesn’t know her login info. 😭 www.costco.ca/shark-flexst...
It’s super awkward when you’re talking to somebody you don’t know well about your favorite bands or actors or whatever and theirs is deeply problematic but you can’t say anything because they already spent twenty minutes listening to you.
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s super awkward when you’re talking to somebody you don’t know well about your favorite bands or actors or whatever and theirs is deeply problematic but you can’t say anything because they already spent twenty minutes listening to you.
Spotify Wrapped is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet and I will not be answering any follow-up questions.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Spotify Wrapped is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet and I will not be answering any follow-up questions.
Katy Perry is playing in my uber and all I can think about is how bad the sex must be in that couple….
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Katy Perry is playing in my uber and all I can think about is how bad the sex must be in that couple….
Canada post uses an “AI” app to calculate and prepay fees on items going to the US. It analyzes a pic, fills in the appropriate info, and collects payment.
It failed to correctly identify a clearly labelled bag of flavored sea salt six times so I had to fill everything in manually anyway.
Fuck AI.
It failed to correctly identify a clearly labelled bag of flavored sea salt six times so I had to fill everything in manually anyway.
Fuck AI.
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Canada post uses an “AI” app to calculate and prepay fees on items going to the US. It analyzes a pic, fills in the appropriate info, and collects payment.
It failed to correctly identify a clearly labelled bag of flavored sea salt six times so I had to fill everything in manually anyway.
Fuck AI.
It failed to correctly identify a clearly labelled bag of flavored sea salt six times so I had to fill everything in manually anyway.
Fuck AI.
wtf do you mean Dedra from Andor voices Yen in Witcher 3? 🤯
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
wtf do you mean Dedra from Andor voices Yen in Witcher 3? 🤯
I hate fall damage. If you’re gonna make players take fall damage you should also have “sprinted full-speed into a tree” damage.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I hate fall damage. If you’re gonna make players take fall damage you should also have “sprinted full-speed into a tree” damage.
Is a shag with bangs the most sexually suggestive hairstyle?
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Is a shag with bangs the most sexually suggestive hairstyle?
Using bereavement leave to be an asshole on the Internet. As one does. 🤦🏻♀️
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Using bereavement leave to be an asshole on the Internet. As one does. 🤦🏻♀️
How do I become the personal psychic to gullible billionaires? I bet it’s very lucrative.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
How do I become the personal psychic to gullible billionaires? I bet it’s very lucrative.
I’ve reached the “I don’t want to talk or see other human but I quietly resent how my lifestyle means nobody is bringing me food.” stage of grief.
In lieu of flowers send DoorDash gift cards. 🙃
In lieu of flowers send DoorDash gift cards. 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’ve reached the “I don’t want to talk or see other human but I quietly resent how my lifestyle means nobody is bringing me food.” stage of grief.
In lieu of flowers send DoorDash gift cards. 🙃
In lieu of flowers send DoorDash gift cards. 🙃
I did, in fact, start another Witcher 3 run and I keep waiting for it to lose even a little bit of its magic but it’s still truly exquisite.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I did, in fact, start another Witcher 3 run and I keep waiting for it to lose even a little bit of its magic but it’s still truly exquisite.
The “sexy vampire heartthrob turned weird little guy” pipeline is my favorite. Robert Pattinson and Alexander Skarsgard are goofy treasures.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The “sexy vampire heartthrob turned weird little guy” pipeline is my favorite. Robert Pattinson and Alexander Skarsgard are goofy treasures.
When a person dies is their ghost’s astrological sign based on the death date?
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
When a person dies is their ghost’s astrological sign based on the death date?
I’m such a prude about swimsuits. I hate cheeky swimsuits.
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m such a prude about swimsuits. I hate cheeky swimsuits.
We (North Americans) should either start saying Gerald the way we say Gerard or start saying Gerard the way the British do.
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We (North Americans) should either start saying Gerald the way we say Gerard or start saying Gerard the way the British do.
My coworker wants to plan some team building pickleball thing and I mean no shade to pickleball enjoyers but I will decline that so quickly my mouse button might break.
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My coworker wants to plan some team building pickleball thing and I mean no shade to pickleball enjoyers but I will decline that so quickly my mouse button might break.
The more I think about if the more heartbroken I am by the failed Star Wars hotel because fuck that would’ve been cool with proper execution.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The more I think about if the more heartbroken I am by the failed Star Wars hotel because fuck that would’ve been cool with proper execution.
Apparently everybody I’ve ever met dressed up as either a clown or Joan of arc for Halloween.
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Apparently everybody I’ve ever met dressed up as either a clown or Joan of arc for Halloween.
I’m torn about the baseball game because it would be fun to see the only Canadian team win but I’d kinda rather see Drake fucking miserable.
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’m torn about the baseball game because it would be fun to see the only Canadian team win but I’d kinda rather see Drake fucking miserable.
I don’t care how self-righteous I sound when I say I stopped following hockey because every single player is either a rapist or a rape apologist. It’s fucking true.
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don’t care how self-righteous I sound when I say I stopped following hockey because every single player is either a rapist or a rape apologist. It’s fucking true.
If I could suggest an improvement to human anatomy: more expressive ears. I need perking and rotating. I want angry cat airplane ears.
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If I could suggest an improvement to human anatomy: more expressive ears. I need perking and rotating. I want angry cat airplane ears.
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are gonna by my 13th reason. I can’t be here anymore. 😂
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are gonna by my 13th reason. I can’t be here anymore. 😂
My newest boomer opinion just dropped: getting a tattoo at a music festival seems extremely unwise and I question the judgement of artists who would tattoo somebody in those conditions.
October 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My newest boomer opinion just dropped: getting a tattoo at a music festival seems extremely unwise and I question the judgement of artists who would tattoo somebody in those conditions.
Fuck this round of shots hit me like a ton of bricks.
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Fuck this round of shots hit me like a ton of bricks.