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Creator of The PandaChronicles, friend to bears, practitioner of panda satire, painter & printmaker, needle felting through the apocalypse, makes a mean pizza. Loyal 🫘listener #Leguminatti https://yourbrainonpandas.com https://pandachronicle.substack.com
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Intro post (better late than never). I’m a visual artist, writer of panda satire, illustrator of books, lover of pandas, bears & cats. PNW is home. Whatever happened to
peace, love & understanding? Dem/Biden/Harris bashing is automatic block. Not f*cking around here, KThnxBye!
peace, love & understanding? Dem/Biden/Harris bashing is automatic block. Not f*cking around here, KThnxBye!
Frank: see? it WASN’T us
New video of Wolves pulling up baiting crab traps in #BC might show evidence of tool use! www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
B.C. wolves pull up crab traps to get at bait
In this video footage from researchers Kyle Artelle and Paul Paquet, sea wolves in central B.C. are seen pulling up crab traps — in what researchers say may be the first use of tools by the species.
www.cbc.ca
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Frank: see? it WASN’T us
JAZZ PAWS!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
JAZZ PAWS!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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I warned that private equity taking over Walgreens would be bad for workers.
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
Report: Walgreens cuts hourly workers’ pay for 6 major holidays
The hourly employees will only be paid if they work on those holidays.
www.whio.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I warned that private equity taking over Walgreens would be bad for workers.
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
This is the private equity playbook: they hollow out businesses, cheat their workers, and drive them into the ground.
Red Lobster, Toys "R" Us, and Joann Fabrics. Who’s next?
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Yes! @alyssamilano.bsky.social
Exactly how I feel about this disingenuous performative bullshit. She is running for a Senate seat people! Still the same racist, self serving, Q-Anon peddler who denies that January 6 was an insurrection led by her dear leader! 🖕MTG
Yes! @alyssamilano.bsky.social
Exactly how I feel about this disingenuous performative bullshit. She is running for a Senate seat people! Still the same racist, self serving, Q-Anon peddler who denies that January 6 was an insurrection led by her dear leader! 🖕MTG
An Open Letter to Marjorie Taylor Greene
From, Alyssa Milano November 17, 2025
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November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Yes! @alyssamilano.bsky.social
Exactly how I feel about this disingenuous performative bullshit. She is running for a Senate seat people! Still the same racist, self serving, Q-Anon peddler who denies that January 6 was an insurrection led by her dear leader! 🖕MTG
Yes! @alyssamilano.bsky.social
Exactly how I feel about this disingenuous performative bullshit. She is running for a Senate seat people! Still the same racist, self serving, Q-Anon peddler who denies that January 6 was an insurrection led by her dear leader! 🖕MTG
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"In the last court term, I wrote ten dissenting opinions, more than any other justice. Have you previewed the horror show on the docket for this term? Alito just winked at me and asked if it’s too soon to joke that I don’t have the brain processing power to do this job."
With America on My Last Fucking Nerve, I, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, Dissent
You know me as the first Black woman to serve on the Supreme Court. Over the past three years, I’ve tried changing the system from within. I’ve wri...
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November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"In the last court term, I wrote ten dissenting opinions, more than any other justice. Have you previewed the horror show on the docket for this term? Alito just winked at me and asked if it’s too soon to joke that I don’t have the brain processing power to do this job."
I've written my latest thing on Substack.
Here's to my next trip around the sun, with love and gratitude to my friends.
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Here's to my next trip around the sun, with love and gratitude to my friends.
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Time is a Long Game
Some thoughts as I pass fully into another decade
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November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I've written my latest thing on Substack.
Here's to my next trip around the sun, with love and gratitude to my friends.
open.substack.com/pub/pandachr...
Here's to my next trip around the sun, with love and gratitude to my friends.
open.substack.com/pub/pandachr...
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"Your justice has layers. Of course, my favorite musical is the hopeful reimagining of America’s birth, Hamilton. The good news is I work in the room where it happens. The bad news is the room is in hell, and Amy Coney Barrett keeps trying to touch my cowrie shells."
With America on My Last Fucking Nerve, I, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, Dissent
You know me as the first Black woman to serve on the Supreme Court. Over the past three years, I’ve tried changing the system from within. I’ve wri...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"Your justice has layers. Of course, my favorite musical is the hopeful reimagining of America’s birth, Hamilton. The good news is I work in the room where it happens. The bad news is the room is in hell, and Amy Coney Barrett keeps trying to touch my cowrie shells."
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The Biden administration had an open investigation into Epstein’s coconspirators. This past January, Trump killed it, fired the prosecutors, and stole the files.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The Biden administration had an open investigation into Epstein’s coconspirators. This past January, Trump killed it, fired the prosecutors, and stole the files.
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Tai Shan's (Smithsonian National Zoo) 5 year old son Bai Feng left Bifengxia Panda Base to live in Malaysia today with his partner, 5 year old Xiao Yue~he also has a new name, Chen Xing. Hope he adjusts well to life in Kuala Lumpur.❤️
[Cr. iPanda, chinapandafanlily on Instagram]
[Cr. iPanda, chinapandafanlily on Instagram]
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Tai Shan's (Smithsonian National Zoo) 5 year old son Bai Feng left Bifengxia Panda Base to live in Malaysia today with his partner, 5 year old Xiao Yue~he also has a new name, Chen Xing. Hope he adjusts well to life in Kuala Lumpur.❤️
[Cr. iPanda, chinapandafanlily on Instagram]
[Cr. iPanda, chinapandafanlily on Instagram]
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“[Trump] should not grant any form of clemency to this convicted and unrepentant sex offender. [Trump regime] should not be providing her with room service, with puppies to play with, with federal law enforcement officials waiting on her every need, or with any special treatment…” @raskin.house.gov
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
“[Trump] should not grant any form of clemency to this convicted and unrepentant sex offender. [Trump regime] should not be providing her with room service, with puppies to play with, with federal law enforcement officials waiting on her every need, or with any special treatment…” @raskin.house.gov
The Zoo has re-opened and Binky Li and QB are headed back to work enthusiastically ...um...well, they are back at work anyway!
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It's Always Hard to go Back to Work After a Shutdown - The Panda Chronicles
The PandAir Traffic Controllers are getting back to work, and as usual, there is the possibility that things will not go as previously scheduled! But here we are, with a backstage behind the scenes lo...
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November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Zoo has re-opened and Binky Li and QB are headed back to work enthusiastically ...um...well, they are back at work anyway!
www.yourbrainonpandas.com/its-always-h...
www.yourbrainonpandas.com/its-always-h...
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November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
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Please keep reposting for this community & others. Show up to hearings to stop land use for detention centers which are actually concentration camps. These camps not only hurt people, they ruin lives, ruin livelihoods & will destroy the character of safety of neighborhoods.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Please keep reposting for this community & others. Show up to hearings to stop land use for detention centers which are actually concentration camps. These camps not only hurt people, they ruin lives, ruin livelihoods & will destroy the character of safety of neighborhoods.
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Please remember us. If this escalates we’ll need every Oregonian who loves Newport to show up. They intend us to be the detention center for OR. Bless the Portland frog for showing up last Wed. Pls remember our fishing community whose rescue helicopter was stolen during 🦀 season, the most dangerous.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Please remember us. If this escalates we’ll need every Oregonian who loves Newport to show up. They intend us to be the detention center for OR. Bless the Portland frog for showing up last Wed. Pls remember our fishing community whose rescue helicopter was stolen during 🦀 season, the most dangerous.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Is this the War on Christmas I've been hearing about?
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Is this the War on Christmas I've been hearing about?
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I appreciate @andrewkarre.bsky.social for discussing this aspect of book bans so well. Teenagers think about sex and sometimes even have sex, and to pretend otherwise is both harmful and ridiculous.
Book bans often target YA titles with sexual content. In a new interview, @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social editor Andrew Karre explains that these books offer teens a safe, ethical way to learn about their desires and experiences — and merit their place on library shelves. pen.org/andrew-karre...
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I appreciate @andrewkarre.bsky.social for discussing this aspect of book bans so well. Teenagers think about sex and sometimes even have sex, and to pretend otherwise is both harmful and ridiculous.
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This is a great piece of writing.
When DHS dared to call its anti-immigrant racial profiling weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina, “Operation Charlotte’s Web,” I knew I was going to have to write about it.
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This is a great piece of writing.
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Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides. DHS invoked the “emergency” at the border to skirt competitive bidding rule...
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November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Read the full story here: www.propublica.org/article/kris...
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Don’t miss this week’s episode. You get to see my bestie do a half-assed cabbage patch that will bring joy to your heart.
The latest episode of The Breakdown on @meidastouch.com is up! You can watch for free here: www.youtube.com/live/49HUqKI...
LIVE: WOW! Trump PULLS PLUG on KEY INVESTIGATION Into THE FILES
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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November 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Don’t miss this week’s episode. You get to see my bestie do a half-assed cabbage patch that will bring joy to your heart.
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We’re still reporting on Kristi Noem, contracts at DHS, and the ad deal. If you have any information we should know, my email is joshua.kaplan@propublica.org and I’m on the encrypted messaging app Signal (you can message me at js_kaplan.85)
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
We’re still reporting on Kristi Noem, contracts at DHS, and the ad deal. If you have any information we should know, my email is joshua.kaplan@propublica.org and I’m on the encrypted messaging app Signal (you can message me at js_kaplan.85)
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This isn’t the first time the firm has gotten public money through a Noem contract. When she was governor of SD, the company got $8.5M in state funds for another ad campaign (starring her).
A former Noem admin official told us that Noem quietly intervened to push the deal.
A former Noem admin official told us that Noem quietly intervened to push the deal.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This isn’t the first time the firm has gotten public money through a Noem contract. When she was governor of SD, the company got $8.5M in state funds for another ad campaign (starring her).
A former Noem admin official told us that Noem quietly intervened to push the deal.
A former Noem admin official told us that Noem quietly intervened to push the deal.
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Where that $220M ended up has been unknown. The main recipient listed on public docs was a Delaware LLC created days before the deal was signed.
We found there's been a secret beneficiary: a GOP consulting firm with a much longer — & more interesting — track record.
We found there's been a secret beneficiary: a GOP consulting firm with a much longer — & more interesting — track record.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Where that $220M ended up has been unknown. The main recipient listed on public docs was a Delaware LLC created days before the deal was signed.
We found there's been a secret beneficiary: a GOP consulting firm with a much longer — & more interesting — track record.
We found there's been a secret beneficiary: a GOP consulting firm with a much longer — & more interesting — track record.