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Creator of The PandaChronicles, friend to bears, practitioner of panda satire, painter & printmaker, needle felting through the apocalypse, makes a mean pizza. Loyal 🫘listener #Leguminatti https://yourbrainonpandas.com https://pandachronicle.substack.com
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A few more days if work and then I think my underpainting will be done
@mythicaldragoness.bsky.social tagging so you don’t miss this
painting in progress: underpainting in a green toned grisaille copy of Caravaggio’s Judith and Holnefernes
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Today’s sign (because I must have bears!)
protest sign with 3 bears, reading “Fascism is un-BEARable”
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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A peaceful well attended #NoKings protest in Towson MD today! All ages in attendance & very peaceable. @horowitzbj.bsky.social here are a couple pics! A beautiful sunny October afternoon
People at a no kings rally n MD people at a no kings rally in MD people at a no kings rally in MD
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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just gonna leave this here:
Crotchet frog sitting in front of a poster reading: AMPHIFA: Amphibians Against Fascism . frog is hold a sign: I am AMPHIFA
October 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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also, this looks like my porsche 🙃
model red porsche on window sill
September 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Mood for the weekend
drawing for a copy of Caravaggio’s Judith and Holnefernes
September 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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One of my favorite paintings! Of course I love this little known version he did after meeting a certain panda at the Paris Expo...
The daughters of Edward Darley Boit, but with pandas
August 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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A lot of stuff goes down in the Limpopo (See "Lunch on the Limpopo") We'll see if Bob can fit this into his schedule!
Bob and Mehitabel interview some crocodiles in Africa who MIGHT have eaten a big game hunter Bob and Mehitabel interview some crocodiles in Africa who MIGHT have eaten a big game hunter
August 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I can't believe I forgot the Wu Self's birthday.
Cartoon of a panda and his mom Panel 1: Wu: I just has another test, mummy...I think I pass. Mom: That's good, dear Panel 2: Wu: why dey teat wu so much? I think dose girls jus' want wu to sit on Der laps Mom: that's nice Panel 3: dey is always measuring my cute wu self an don' yoo think it 'very 'spacious dat wif all dat measuring, dey isn't make wu a tux or summing? Mom: is that so? Panel 4: Wu: mummy...do yoo tink dey is just try to have dere way wif wu? Mom: I'm sure that's it, dear.
July 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Painting of my cat, the late great Mehitabel. inquiries for (serious) cat portraits through my gallery robschoutengallery.com
painting of a long haired calico cat, facing away from the viewer with several lemons, pomegranate, blue glass bottle and pitcher with lemons painted on it
June 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I’m ready for it
June 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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here’s mine!
protest sign for No Kings day: says: Nope No King Paws off Democracy There is a bear
June 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Are you ready for it?
June 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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June 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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this is one to save too.
June 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I, for instance, would buy the hell out of this book. But then, I have a weakness for tweaking famous paintings
Painting of Madame X reimagined as a panda
May 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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my protest sign of the day
sign showing 2 bears eating people text says :Eat the Rich Paws off our parks
May 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I don’t have birds. how about a panda?
A slightly dirty panda standing on her platform and looking down to the left.
May 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Just back from her exclusive interview with ZooNooz...
May 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Courtesy of one of the panda sisterhood, don’t know original author, but too good not to share:
Photo of the finish of The Kentucky Derby; caption: Kentucky Derby winner turns down meeting with the president. “ if I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I would have come in second”
May 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Whidbey Island!
Peaceful protesters in a rural parking lot more peaceful protesters, maybe 2X as many as 2 weeks ago
April 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Want to read the book that Mittens would ban if he knew it existed? If you don't have it already, Litter Box of Chaos, book 10 in The Panda Chronicles series is just the book to get you through the apocalypse.
www.yourbrainonpandas.com/books/the-pa...
April 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I took this a few days ago, but my forsythia is in full flowery floof
Forsythia shrub in full bloom, with some purple hellebore in the lower left, in a wildish darwinian garden. Remnants of a wheelbarrow abandoned in the background
April 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM