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Poor Edgar!
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
oh no!
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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The Biden administration had an open investigation into Epstein’s coconspirators. This past January, Trump killed it, fired the prosecutors, and stole the files.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
wah wah wah. Go home puppy killer, you big baby.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Xiao Yue is a cutie! I hope they will be very happy there.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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“[Trump] should not grant any form of clemency to this convicted and unrepentant sex offender. [Trump regime] should not be providing her with room service, with puppies to play with, with federal law enforcement officials waiting on her every need, or with any special treatment…” @raskin.house.gov
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Oh, so THAT'S what Marky got for kissing ass and making big donations to F45.
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Please remember us. If this escalates we’ll need every Oregonian who loves Newport to show up. They intend us to be the detention center for OR. Bless the Portland frog for showing up last Wed. Pls remember our fishing community whose rescue helicopter was stolen during 🦀 season, the most dangerous.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
pretty sure it’s his mind that’s missing.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
And how his "makeup" looks like he fell face first into a cow pie.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Faux Nooz: they don’t live near you. Who cares if they think you’re a cheapskate? They’re not getting you anything either.

Rs: I’m not getting any big baby dems anything for Christmas

Also Rs: I CANT BELIEVE MY ASSHOLE
B-I-L WHO’S A WHINEY DEMOCRAT DIDN’T GET ME A PRESENT!
#WarOnChristmas
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
And getting paid for doing nothing.
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
What will it take for her to get a clue/acknowledge that policies she voted for, the man she supported is the catalyst for death threats against her. It is F45’s base she encouraged that has turned on her.
Her change of heart & mind is recognized, at least regarding Epstein. More? we’ll see, yes?
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thank you.
TBH I don’t fear nuclear war. hopefully that means it would be over quickly. But what reason could they have for killing bears? I can’t even. I can hope that some of the people going to kill them will be eaten by bears.
Happy birthday to me 🙁🐻🐻
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM