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Creator of The PandaChronicles, friend to bears, practitioner of panda satire, painter & printmaker, needle felting through the apocalypse, makes a mean pizza. Loyal 🫘listener #Leguminatti https://yourbrainonpandas.com https://pandachronicle.substack.com
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Intro post (better late than never). I’m a visual artist, writer of panda satire, illustrator of books, lover of pandas, bears & cats. PNW is home. Whatever happened to
peace, love & understanding? Dem/Biden/Harris bashing is automatic block. Not f*cking around here, KThnxBye!
peace, love & understanding? Dem/Biden/Harris bashing is automatic block. Not f*cking around here, KThnxBye!
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Trump has made 10,000 times his salary after just ONE year in office. How? Selling access to the White House to the highest bidder.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
Trump’s Profiteering Hits $4 Billion
In August, I reported that the President and his family had made $3.4 billion by leveraging his position. After his first year back in office, the number has ballooned.
www.newyorker.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Trump has made 10,000 times his salary after just ONE year in office. How? Selling access to the White House to the highest bidder.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
ooo! pretty. As I am knitting impaired, I can only marvel at your accomplishment. The hat will look cute on you, I think
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 AM
ooo! pretty. As I am knitting impaired, I can only marvel at your accomplishment. The hat will look cute on you, I think
nicely done!
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 AM
nicely done!
that was deliberate cruelty.
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
that was deliberate cruelty.
I guess Ted Cruz is out then.
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I guess Ted Cruz is out then.
big surprise 🙄
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
big surprise 🙄
If the “facilities” DHS is imprisoning people in with inadequate food, not enough beds, water, or medical attention AREN’T concentration camps, I don’t know what is.
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
If the “facilities” DHS is imprisoning people in with inadequate food, not enough beds, water, or medical attention AREN’T concentration camps, I don’t know what is.
Oh, so the pilot forgot puppy killer’s binky, so they fired him and wanted to make him walk home because THAT WAS MY FAVORITE BINKY!!! but then had to rehire him because there was no one else to fly the plane.
#OnlyTheBestPeople
#OnlyTheBestPeople
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Oh, so the pilot forgot puppy killer’s binky, so they fired him and wanted to make him walk home because THAT WAS MY FAVORITE BINKY!!! but then had to rehire him because there was no one else to fly the plane.
#OnlyTheBestPeople
#OnlyTheBestPeople
Aw. she lost her binky.
Sad
Sad
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Aw. she lost her binky.
Sad
Sad
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Traveler/historian @ricksteves.bsky.social is concerned about what's going on in our country, and the possibility of losing our #Democracy. So am I. #Fascism #Authoritarianism www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20u...
The Traveler & American Democracy with Rick Steves
YouTube video by Rick Steves' Europe
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Traveler/historian @ricksteves.bsky.social is concerned about what's going on in our country, and the possibility of losing our #Democracy. So am I. #Fascism #Authoritarianism www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20u...
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NEW @ms.now: The lawyer representing the woman who was shot 5x by a Border Patrol agent in Chicago in Oct says the agent is the subject of a criminal investigation by the US Attorneys Office. This would be a remarkable shift in a case that started w/ the gov’t trying to prosecute the woman he shot ⬇️
Agent investigated in Chicago woman’s shooting, her lawyer says
The attorney for Marimar Martinez says prosecutors told him the agent who shot her five times is facing a criminal probe.
www.ms.now
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
NEW @ms.now: The lawyer representing the woman who was shot 5x by a Border Patrol agent in Chicago in Oct says the agent is the subject of a criminal investigation by the US Attorneys Office. This would be a remarkable shift in a case that started w/ the gov’t trying to prosecute the woman he shot ⬇️
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I’m sure he was just dropping off some crudités.
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Maybe he knows his days are numbered, & that’s why he advised people to get measles vaccine.
I’m sure he was just dropping off some crudités.
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Maybe he knows his days are numbered, & that’s why he advised people to get measles vaccine.
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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I’m sure he was just dropping off some crudités.
🙄
Maybe he knows his days are numbered, & that’s why he advised people to get measles vaccine.
I’m sure he was just dropping off some crudités.
🙄
Maybe he knows his days are numbered, & that’s why he advised people to get measles vaccine.
She is dead inside and it shows in her eyes and actions.
February 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
She is dead inside and it shows in her eyes and actions.
It will certainly be interesting. The rest of the world is less interested in putting up with our crap.
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
It will certainly be interesting. The rest of the world is less interested in putting up with our crap.
Scandals always abound at the Olympics. I mean...it wouldn't be the Olympics without someone getting their panties in a twist. For your consideration, enjoy our highlights reel from Panda Olympics past!
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The Winter Olympics are Happening and I'm too Busy Watching Ice Dancing to Draw! - The Panda Chronicles
But the good nooz is, I have lots of Pand-Olympics ‘toons from Olympics past, so let’s get right to them, shall we? There is something about pandas and ski jumps, isn’t there. Kinda like pandas on a s...
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February 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Scandals always abound at the Olympics. I mean...it wouldn't be the Olympics without someone getting their panties in a twist. For your consideration, enjoy our highlights reel from Panda Olympics past!
www.yourbrainonpandas.com/the-winter-o...
www.yourbrainonpandas.com/the-winter-o...
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Top stories this morning include GOP plans for "marriage bootcamps" and the House passage of the SAVE Act which will disenfranchise married women and we are well on our way to Gilead.
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Top stories this morning include GOP plans for "marriage bootcamps" and the House passage of the SAVE Act which will disenfranchise married women and we are well on our way to Gilead.
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Trump's big, ugly budget megabill gives ICE more agents than the FBI, more jails than the federal Bureau of Prisons, and a larger budget than most countries' militaries.
It does this by stripping food away from children, the disabled, and the working poor.
Not one more penny.
It does this by stripping food away from children, the disabled, and the working poor.
Not one more penny.
February 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Trump's big, ugly budget megabill gives ICE more agents than the FBI, more jails than the federal Bureau of Prisons, and a larger budget than most countries' militaries.
It does this by stripping food away from children, the disabled, and the working poor.
Not one more penny.
It does this by stripping food away from children, the disabled, and the working poor.
Not one more penny.
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Republicans pre-2025: We’re 2A absolutists in case we need to fight government tyranny.
Republicans post-2025: Tyranny! Yay!
Republicans post-2025: Tyranny! Yay!
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Republicans pre-2025: We’re 2A absolutists in case we need to fight government tyranny.
Republicans post-2025: Tyranny! Yay!
Republicans post-2025: Tyranny! Yay!
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Listen, “ICE out of Minnesota” is treating a symptom, not the disease.
Still desperately needs to happen, but we’re not out of this fight until those fuckers stop existing entirely.
Still desperately needs to happen, but we’re not out of this fight until those fuckers stop existing entirely.
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Listen, “ICE out of Minnesota” is treating a symptom, not the disease.
Still desperately needs to happen, but we’re not out of this fight until those fuckers stop existing entirely.
Still desperately needs to happen, but we’re not out of this fight until those fuckers stop existing entirely.
Actually Mr McCormick, it’s way LESS than you are asking of voters.
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Actually Mr McCormick, it’s way LESS than you are asking of voters.
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Lawyers, can you tell me where “Horsefeathers!” is on the judicial rage map?
Hegseth's unconstitutional retaliation against Sen. Kelly was so brazen that an exasperated federal judge used more than a dozen exclamation points!
Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"
"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"
"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Lawyers, can you tell me where “Horsefeathers!” is on the judicial rage map?
😢 yes. it really stopped a lot of small businesses in their tracks
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
😢 yes. it really stopped a lot of small businesses in their tracks
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Trump’s pardons for Jan. 6 rioters were already indefensible.
The fact that so many of those who received pardons went on to commit additional crimes, including many felonies, makes the move look so much worse.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
The fact that so many of those who received pardons went on to commit additional crimes, including many felonies, makes the move look so much worse.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter convicted on child molestation charges, adding to pattern
Trump’s pardons for Jan. 6 rioters were already indefensible. That so many of them ended up committing additional crimes makes the move look even worse.
www.ms.now
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Trump’s pardons for Jan. 6 rioters were already indefensible.
The fact that so many of those who received pardons went on to commit additional crimes, including many felonies, makes the move look so much worse.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
The fact that so many of those who received pardons went on to commit additional crimes, including many felonies, makes the move look so much worse.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
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Todd Lyons claimed in Homeland Security hearing that ICE goons are only using their phones to collect evidence against so-called agitators.
Except the guy who arrested Nekima Armstrong Levy clearly used it for propaganda purposes.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Except the guy who arrested Nekima Armstrong Levy clearly used it for propaganda purposes.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Todd Lyons claimed in Homeland Security hearing that ICE goons are only using their phones to collect evidence against so-called agitators.
Except the guy who arrested Nekima Armstrong Levy clearly used it for propaganda purposes.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Except the guy who arrested Nekima Armstrong Levy clearly used it for propaganda purposes.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...