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Intro post (better late than never). I’m a visual artist, writer of panda satire, illustrator of books, lover of pandas, bears & cats. PNW is home. Whatever happened to
peace, love & understanding? Dem/Biden/Harris bashing is automatic block. Not f*cking around here, KThnxBye!
peace, love & understanding? Dem/Biden/Harris bashing is automatic block. Not f*cking around here, KThnxBye!
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Out of the hundreds of essays I have written and published in the last few years, the ones that make MAGA incredibly angry aren’t about abortion or guns or trans rights.
The essays that make them lash out are about school funding and voting rights...
The essays that make them lash out are about school funding and voting rights...
February 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Out of the hundreds of essays I have written and published in the last few years, the ones that make MAGA incredibly angry aren’t about abortion or guns or trans rights.
The essays that make them lash out are about school funding and voting rights...
The essays that make them lash out are about school funding and voting rights...
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Trump has made 10,000 times his salary after just ONE year in office. How? Selling access to the White House to the highest bidder.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
Trump’s Profiteering Hits $4 Billion
In August, I reported that the President and his family had made $3.4 billion by leveraging his position. After his first year back in office, the number has ballooned.
www.newyorker.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Trump has made 10,000 times his salary after just ONE year in office. How? Selling access to the White House to the highest bidder.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
Oh, so the pilot forgot puppy killer’s binky, so they fired him and wanted to make him walk home because THAT WAS MY FAVORITE BINKY!!! but then had to rehire him because there was no one else to fly the plane.
#OnlyTheBestPeople
#OnlyTheBestPeople
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Oh, so the pilot forgot puppy killer’s binky, so they fired him and wanted to make him walk home because THAT WAS MY FAVORITE BINKY!!! but then had to rehire him because there was no one else to fly the plane.
#OnlyTheBestPeople
#OnlyTheBestPeople
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Traveler/historian @ricksteves.bsky.social is concerned about what's going on in our country, and the possibility of losing our #Democracy. So am I. #Fascism #Authoritarianism www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20u...
The Traveler & American Democracy with Rick Steves
YouTube video by Rick Steves' Europe
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February 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Traveler/historian @ricksteves.bsky.social is concerned about what's going on in our country, and the possibility of losing our #Democracy. So am I. #Fascism #Authoritarianism www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20u...
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NEW @ms.now: The lawyer representing the woman who was shot 5x by a Border Patrol agent in Chicago in Oct says the agent is the subject of a criminal investigation by the US Attorneys Office. This would be a remarkable shift in a case that started w/ the gov’t trying to prosecute the woman he shot ⬇️
Agent investigated in Chicago woman’s shooting, her lawyer says
The attorney for Marimar Martinez says prosecutors told him the agent who shot her five times is facing a criminal probe.
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February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
NEW @ms.now: The lawyer representing the woman who was shot 5x by a Border Patrol agent in Chicago in Oct says the agent is the subject of a criminal investigation by the US Attorneys Office. This would be a remarkable shift in a case that started w/ the gov’t trying to prosecute the woman he shot ⬇️
Scandals always abound at the Olympics. I mean...it wouldn't be the Olympics without someone getting their panties in a twist. For your consideration, enjoy our highlights reel from Panda Olympics past!
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The Winter Olympics are Happening and I'm too Busy Watching Ice Dancing to Draw! - The Panda Chronicles
But the good nooz is, I have lots of Pand-Olympics ‘toons from Olympics past, so let’s get right to them, shall we? There is something about pandas and ski jumps, isn’t there. Kinda like pandas on a s...
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February 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Scandals always abound at the Olympics. I mean...it wouldn't be the Olympics without someone getting their panties in a twist. For your consideration, enjoy our highlights reel from Panda Olympics past!
www.yourbrainonpandas.com/the-winter-o...
www.yourbrainonpandas.com/the-winter-o...
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Top stories this morning include GOP plans for "marriage bootcamps" and the House passage of the SAVE Act which will disenfranchise married women and we are well on our way to Gilead.
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Top stories this morning include GOP plans for "marriage bootcamps" and the House passage of the SAVE Act which will disenfranchise married women and we are well on our way to Gilead.
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Trump's big, ugly budget megabill gives ICE more agents than the FBI, more jails than the federal Bureau of Prisons, and a larger budget than most countries' militaries.
It does this by stripping food away from children, the disabled, and the working poor.
Not one more penny.
It does this by stripping food away from children, the disabled, and the working poor.
Not one more penny.
February 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Trump's big, ugly budget megabill gives ICE more agents than the FBI, more jails than the federal Bureau of Prisons, and a larger budget than most countries' militaries.
It does this by stripping food away from children, the disabled, and the working poor.
Not one more penny.
It does this by stripping food away from children, the disabled, and the working poor.
Not one more penny.
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Republicans pre-2025: We’re 2A absolutists in case we need to fight government tyranny.
Republicans post-2025: Tyranny! Yay!
Republicans post-2025: Tyranny! Yay!
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Republicans pre-2025: We’re 2A absolutists in case we need to fight government tyranny.
Republicans post-2025: Tyranny! Yay!
Republicans post-2025: Tyranny! Yay!
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Listen, “ICE out of Minnesota” is treating a symptom, not the disease.
Still desperately needs to happen, but we’re not out of this fight until those fuckers stop existing entirely.
Still desperately needs to happen, but we’re not out of this fight until those fuckers stop existing entirely.
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Listen, “ICE out of Minnesota” is treating a symptom, not the disease.
Still desperately needs to happen, but we’re not out of this fight until those fuckers stop existing entirely.
Still desperately needs to happen, but we’re not out of this fight until those fuckers stop existing entirely.
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Lawyers, can you tell me where “Horsefeathers!” is on the judicial rage map?
Hegseth's unconstitutional retaliation against Sen. Kelly was so brazen that an exasperated federal judge used more than a dozen exclamation points!
Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"
"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"
"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Lawyers, can you tell me where “Horsefeathers!” is on the judicial rage map?
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Trump’s pardons for Jan. 6 rioters were already indefensible.
The fact that so many of those who received pardons went on to commit additional crimes, including many felonies, makes the move look so much worse.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
The fact that so many of those who received pardons went on to commit additional crimes, including many felonies, makes the move look so much worse.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter convicted on child molestation charges, adding to pattern
Trump’s pardons for Jan. 6 rioters were already indefensible. That so many of them ended up committing additional crimes makes the move look even worse.
www.ms.now
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Trump’s pardons for Jan. 6 rioters were already indefensible.
The fact that so many of those who received pardons went on to commit additional crimes, including many felonies, makes the move look so much worse.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
The fact that so many of those who received pardons went on to commit additional crimes, including many felonies, makes the move look so much worse.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
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Todd Lyons claimed in Homeland Security hearing that ICE goons are only using their phones to collect evidence against so-called agitators.
Except the guy who arrested Nekima Armstrong Levy clearly used it for propaganda purposes.
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Except the guy who arrested Nekima Armstrong Levy clearly used it for propaganda purposes.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Todd Lyons claimed in Homeland Security hearing that ICE goons are only using their phones to collect evidence against so-called agitators.
Except the guy who arrested Nekima Armstrong Levy clearly used it for propaganda purposes.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Except the guy who arrested Nekima Armstrong Levy clearly used it for propaganda purposes.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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BLUMENTHAL: Were you mistaken when you said no US citizen is subject to immigration enforcement?
LYONS: No sir
BLUMENTHAL: Well, who is lying? You or him? The facts contradict what you said
LYONS: No sir
BLUMENTHAL: Well, who is lying? You or him? The facts contradict what you said
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
BLUMENTHAL: Were you mistaken when you said no US citizen is subject to immigration enforcement?
LYONS: No sir
BLUMENTHAL: Well, who is lying? You or him? The facts contradict what you said
LYONS: No sir
BLUMENTHAL: Well, who is lying? You or him? The facts contradict what you said
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Trumps America. Cops wear masks but voters need birth certificates.
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Trumps America. Cops wear masks but voters need birth certificates.
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Important 🧵
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
1/
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Important 🧵
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To everyone thanking me, much appreciated but not why I posted! Pls support your local immigrant defense group like:
The Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: www.ilcm.org/donate/
Or my hometown LUCE: www.lucemass.org/donate
Or Google your city/state & “immigrant defense” to find your local heroes!
The Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: www.ilcm.org/donate/
Or my hometown LUCE: www.lucemass.org/donate
Or Google your city/state & “immigrant defense” to find your local heroes!
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
To everyone thanking me, much appreciated but not why I posted! Pls support your local immigrant defense group like:
The Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: www.ilcm.org/donate/
Or my hometown LUCE: www.lucemass.org/donate
Or Google your city/state & “immigrant defense” to find your local heroes!
The Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: www.ilcm.org/donate/
Or my hometown LUCE: www.lucemass.org/donate
Or Google your city/state & “immigrant defense” to find your local heroes!
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We must not allow the Senate to pass the. SAVE ACT. They are trying to disenfranchise voters so that the pedophile class can elect their own again. Pedophiles do not belong in the presidency. We know where they belong.
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
We must not allow the Senate to pass the. SAVE ACT. They are trying to disenfranchise voters so that the pedophile class can elect their own again. Pedophiles do not belong in the presidency. We know where they belong.
After I am away from her picture, I wonder if I was just imagining it. But nope. Pammy Jo has the deadest eyes I’ve ever seen short of a zombie movie.
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February 12, 2026 at 7:34 AM
After I am away from her picture, I wonder if I was just imagining it. But nope. Pammy Jo has the deadest eyes I’ve ever seen short of a zombie movie.
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Pam Bondi, upon being asked specific, reasonable, and highly important questions today – failed to answer almost any of them. Instead she responded by:
• Glorifying her boss
• Attacking the questioner (a profound tell of guilt/complicity)
• Glorifying her boss
• Attacking the questioner (a profound tell of guilt/complicity)
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Pam Bondi, upon being asked specific, reasonable, and highly important questions today – failed to answer almost any of them. Instead she responded by:
• Glorifying her boss
• Attacking the questioner (a profound tell of guilt/complicity)
• Glorifying her boss
• Attacking the questioner (a profound tell of guilt/complicity)
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No one can deny that ICE under this Administration is being overly aggressive, violating people's rights, and endangering the lives of U.S. citizens and law abiding immigrants. We cannot move forward without commonsense reforms.
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
No one can deny that ICE under this Administration is being overly aggressive, violating people's rights, and endangering the lives of U.S. citizens and law abiding immigrants. We cannot move forward without commonsense reforms.
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After measuring presidential approval ratings for 88 years, Gallup has announced that because of Republicans' complaints about Trump's low public approval rating they are stopping to do that.
Do you still believe that Democrats are the problem in the USA?
Do you still believe that Democrats are the problem in the USA?
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
After measuring presidential approval ratings for 88 years, Gallup has announced that because of Republicans' complaints about Trump's low public approval rating they are stopping to do that.
Do you still believe that Democrats are the problem in the USA?
Do you still believe that Democrats are the problem in the USA?
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