Abby
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we’re not doing MeToo again. we’re actually doing something much more sinister called MeThree. just voted on it at the meeting last night. good luck :)
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
we’re not doing MeToo again. we’re actually doing something much more sinister called MeThree. just voted on it at the meeting last night. good luck :)
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
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great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
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The Hepatitis B vaccine, given at birth, is done so for a very clear medical reason: to protect babies from exposure to a virus that can cause devastating chronic liver disease.
Screening first was tried years ago and didn’t work - it’s why we vaccinate, so we don’t miss anyone.
Screening first was tried years ago and didn’t work - it’s why we vaccinate, so we don’t miss anyone.
September 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The Hepatitis B vaccine, given at birth, is done so for a very clear medical reason: to protect babies from exposure to a virus that can cause devastating chronic liver disease.
Screening first was tried years ago and didn’t work - it’s why we vaccinate, so we don’t miss anyone.
Screening first was tried years ago and didn’t work - it’s why we vaccinate, so we don’t miss anyone.
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No one is safe from gun violence in America.
We do not have to keep living like this.
Instead of inciting more violence, our political leaders should use this moment to unite us around common sense gun reforms that a majority of Americans support.
We do not have to keep living like this.
Instead of inciting more violence, our political leaders should use this moment to unite us around common sense gun reforms that a majority of Americans support.
September 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
No one is safe from gun violence in America.
We do not have to keep living like this.
Instead of inciting more violence, our political leaders should use this moment to unite us around common sense gun reforms that a majority of Americans support.
We do not have to keep living like this.
Instead of inciting more violence, our political leaders should use this moment to unite us around common sense gun reforms that a majority of Americans support.
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Charlie Kirk, in an interview with Megyn Kelly: "The DOJ should immediately move to unseal all the Epstein documents...Every file should be released to the public." - Sept. 2025
Want to honor Charlie Kirk? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
Want to honor Charlie Kirk? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
September 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Charlie Kirk, in an interview with Megyn Kelly: "The DOJ should immediately move to unseal all the Epstein documents...Every file should be released to the public." - Sept. 2025
Want to honor Charlie Kirk? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
Want to honor Charlie Kirk? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
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99% of the culture war from the right is them going out of their way to look at stuff that they don’t need to look at that just ends up making them mad
September 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
99% of the culture war from the right is them going out of their way to look at stuff that they don’t need to look at that just ends up making them mad
Learned recently that infinite jest is about tennis?????? I refuse to look into this more, but it’s baffling to me that all these people can be so excited about a tennis book
August 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Learned recently that infinite jest is about tennis?????? I refuse to look into this more, but it’s baffling to me that all these people can be so excited about a tennis book
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Maybe we shouldn’t let someone who doesn’t believe in germs and who thinks it’s okay to eat roadkill and swim in contaminated ponds be in charge of our national food safety.
A federal-state partnership that monitors for foodborne illnesses quietly scaled back its operations nearly two months ago.
As of July 1, the critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight, a spokesperson for the CDC says.
As of July 1, the critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight, a spokesperson for the CDC says.
The CDC quietly scaled back a surveillance program for foodborne illnesses
As of July 1, a critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight.
nbcnews.to
August 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Maybe we shouldn’t let someone who doesn’t believe in germs and who thinks it’s okay to eat roadkill and swim in contaminated ponds be in charge of our national food safety.
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I’ve seen so many people spreading the misinformation that PBS is shut down or is shutting down.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been shut down and PBS has been defunded.
HOWEVER!!! PBS still exists. It is more important now than ever that you donate to PBS if you can.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been shut down and PBS has been defunded.
HOWEVER!!! PBS still exists. It is more important now than ever that you donate to PBS if you can.
August 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ve seen so many people spreading the misinformation that PBS is shut down or is shutting down.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been shut down and PBS has been defunded.
HOWEVER!!! PBS still exists. It is more important now than ever that you donate to PBS if you can.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been shut down and PBS has been defunded.
HOWEVER!!! PBS still exists. It is more important now than ever that you donate to PBS if you can.
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drink piss in hell forever motha fucka
James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
August 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
drink piss in hell forever motha fucka
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when the AI bubble pops, wall street will be desperate to invest in the next world-changing technology. I’m getting in on the ground floor with my new invention: a computer that can nut
August 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
when the AI bubble pops, wall street will be desperate to invest in the next world-changing technology. I’m getting in on the ground floor with my new invention: a computer that can nut
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There are two wolves inside me
I don’t know what I was thinking
Even ordering one wolf
But it was on the menu
And I, I was curious
Very gamy
Anyway they ran a special
That if you ate a whole wolf
The second was free
And everyone kept chanting
Eat That Wolf, Eat That Wolf
Alas
Stupid Cracker Barrel
I don’t know what I was thinking
Even ordering one wolf
But it was on the menu
And I, I was curious
Very gamy
Anyway they ran a special
That if you ate a whole wolf
The second was free
And everyone kept chanting
Eat That Wolf, Eat That Wolf
Alas
Stupid Cracker Barrel
July 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
There are two wolves inside me
I don’t know what I was thinking
Even ordering one wolf
But it was on the menu
And I, I was curious
Very gamy
Anyway they ran a special
That if you ate a whole wolf
The second was free
And everyone kept chanting
Eat That Wolf, Eat That Wolf
Alas
Stupid Cracker Barrel
I don’t know what I was thinking
Even ordering one wolf
But it was on the menu
And I, I was curious
Very gamy
Anyway they ran a special
That if you ate a whole wolf
The second was free
And everyone kept chanting
Eat That Wolf, Eat That Wolf
Alas
Stupid Cracker Barrel
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“Can you send me your timesheet for last week?”
– “My ENEMIES, who cannot think about anything else than “BALATRO, BALATRO, BALATRO”, have once again bamboozled you, “hook line and sinker”, it is a great game, very addictive game but my productivity is the envy of the WORLD,
– “My ENEMIES, who cannot think about anything else than “BALATRO, BALATRO, BALATRO”, have once again bamboozled you, “hook line and sinker”, it is a great game, very addictive game but my productivity is the envy of the WORLD,
July 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“Can you send me your timesheet for last week?”
– “My ENEMIES, who cannot think about anything else than “BALATRO, BALATRO, BALATRO”, have once again bamboozled you, “hook line and sinker”, it is a great game, very addictive game but my productivity is the envy of the WORLD,
– “My ENEMIES, who cannot think about anything else than “BALATRO, BALATRO, BALATRO”, have once again bamboozled you, “hook line and sinker”, it is a great game, very addictive game but my productivity is the envy of the WORLD,
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The ADHD trap of being stuck doing nothing while worrying about getting everything done.
July 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The ADHD trap of being stuck doing nothing while worrying about getting everything done.
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
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Ah fuck we got the Philip K Dick future 😞
July 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ah fuck we got the Philip K Dick future 😞
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came into my job and now I have work i have to do
July 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
came into my job and now I have work i have to do
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does it ever disturb anyone how willing our governments are to drop bombs and murder indiscriminately
June 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
does it ever disturb anyone how willing our governments are to drop bombs and murder indiscriminately
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alright, let's slow waaay down. so you're here for revenge because ive "taken everything" from you? well sorry to pop your bubble but if ive taken everything then im not going to fight you. there's nothing left you can give me. lovely talking with you. i have a more interesting rival to confront now
June 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
alright, let's slow waaay down. so you're here for revenge because ive "taken everything" from you? well sorry to pop your bubble but if ive taken everything then im not going to fight you. there's nothing left you can give me. lovely talking with you. i have a more interesting rival to confront now
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[struggling to rise above crosstalk between the other candidates] i’m jon. i don’t want to be the mayor. i want to make sports videos. I don’t want to be the mayor
June 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
[struggling to rise above crosstalk between the other candidates] i’m jon. i don’t want to be the mayor. i want to make sports videos. I don’t want to be the mayor
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I want to hear from the bettors who think the Rapture will come AND that Polymarket will still be paying out bets in the aftermath
May 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I want to hear from the bettors who think the Rapture will come AND that Polymarket will still be paying out bets in the aftermath