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Owlsys
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Shitposts. Geeky stuff. Tech. Curse words. Hacker. Current Sysadmin in Stuttgart, Germany. This is the Way.
#adhd
Sports: St Louis Cardinals, Denver Broncos, Oklahoma State Cowboys
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With Bsky surging like it has been, perhaps a re-intro 🧵 is in order.
My name is Chase. I work as a SysAdmin in Stuttgart, Germany. I tend to post memes and stuff about infosec, sports, ADHD, and left leaning politics, with a sprinkle of actual life events here and there.
Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOO BAYBEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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He says this the same week in which we learned the median home buyer is now 59 years old. Average age of first time buyers is 40.

Immigrants built your house, dipshit. Assholes like your boss don’t pay them enough to own one.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The nerve to use the phrase “keep fighting” immediately after they cried uncle instead of sticking it out and finding another way to support people relying on SNAP.
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
All this shit we've been going through is about to be NOT WORTH IT. What the hell did we even go through all this for, just for you to bow down to Trump anyway?
Resign.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Jesus Christ, Republicans are just so vile.
Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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For many New Yorkers, this could be the single most important outcome from a Mamdani victory.😂🤣
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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CAN CONFIRM.
10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We need our own Nuremberg Trials. These motherfuckers are just pure evil.
Trump deportation agent: "I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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My mind is like a yard sale

there are things that still function but you don’t particularly want them in your house
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I asked the young bartender for "something that makes me feel 25 again."

He slid me a glass of water and an ibuprofen.

Snarky bastard.
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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It is extremely hard and brave to be a woman who wants to take away other people’s rights, including women’s, and for that I am feminist
JUSTICE AMY CONEY BARRETT:

“Being a conservative woman in a law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Fucking. Disgraceful.
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.

The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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"And we will build a city hall that stands steadfast alongside Jewish New Yorkers and does not waver in the fight against the scourge of antisemitism... Where the more than one million Muslims know that they belong."

This is the kind of solidarity we need.
Mamdani: "We believe in standing up for those we love. Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many Black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job ... your struggle is ours too."
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will be the next mayor of New York City, NBC News projects
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Same energy.
November 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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The horror of a sandwich at point blank range: the officer will be scarred forever, the scent of mustard is going to trigger flashbacks for the rest of his life.
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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We live in an episode of Veep
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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ROLLING STONE: “The current Congress has dropped the pretense of public service altogether… Congress enjoys ultraluxe health care as it fights to gut yours.”

@RepTimBurchett @MarshaBlackburn why don’t you care about anyone but yourselves? www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something
July 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?”

No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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April 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 6:16 PM