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Historias de la pandemia. Posts serious research and impopular political opinions in ES, EN. We’ll science the shit out of the next pandemic — for sure. No DMs. No refunds.
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@mueroporsalir.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Wearing a mask was a no-brainer. And it still is.
Credit: NowMedia network.
Credit: NowMedia network.
This is America now.
ICE was seen abducting someone sitting on their porch on 57th Street, between 4th and 5th Avenues, in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, New York City 11/ 28/2025
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This is America now.
Kids: Stay in school. Do your maths.
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Kids: Stay in school. Do your maths.
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Cartoon by Clay Jones | Claytoonz
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Cartoon by Clay Jones | Claytoonz
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Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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A woman recently went viral for holding up a window sign during a traffic stop, part of a growing trend of drivers using cards to assert their rights instead of speaking to police.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A woman recently went viral for holding up a window sign during a traffic stop, part of a growing trend of drivers using cards to assert their rights instead of speaking to police.
Yeah that’ll fix it. 🙄
SMDH
Target still doesn’t get it. They do not get to kick us in the nuts, put lipstick on a pig, then expect us to smile and keep spending. My lifestyle no longer includes shopping at there.
Target still doesn’t get it. They do not get to kick us in the nuts, put lipstick on a pig, then expect us to smile and keep spending. My lifestyle no longer includes shopping at there.
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yeah that’ll fix it. 🙄
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The irony is rich.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The irony is rich.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Leopards: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Leopards: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
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A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
Imnotcryingyourecrying.
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Imnotcryingyourecrying.
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Reminder of who the real threat was, and who the threat has never been.
Maybe today should be a day of atonement.
Maybe today should be a day of atonement.
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Reminder of who the real threat was, and who the threat has never been.
Maybe today should be a day of atonement.
Maybe today should be a day of atonement.
“They should have done it the right way”. Well… they did, and they are being punished for it.
"We followed everything we were supposed to do"
Legitimate green card applicants with US spouses are being
arrested by armed, masked men at scheduled immigration interviews, taken away from their children, sent to prison
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Legitimate green card applicants with US spouses are being
arrested by armed, masked men at scheduled immigration interviews, taken away from their children, sent to prison
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“They should have done it the right way”. Well… they did, and they are being punished for it.
Under RFK Jr. leadership, America marches firmly into the 19th century.
Another baby has just died of whooping cough in Kentucky, thanks to RFK Jr. and his merry band of anti-vaxxers.
My feeling toward RFK Jr. and the Republican Senators who confirmed him is utter contempt.
My feeling toward RFK Jr. and the Republican Senators who confirmed him is utter contempt.
Third Kentucky infant dies from whooping cough as statewide cases surge
A third Kentucky infant has died from whooping cough in the last 12 months, the Kentucky Department for Public Health said Monday.
www.wlwt.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Under RFK Jr. leadership, America marches firmly into the 19th century.
En cualquier otro país esto sería un escándalo. En México es otro martes.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
En cualquier otro país esto sería un escándalo. En México es otro martes.
Leopards: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
America’s brutal immigration raids just got personal for Trump’s press secretary.
Karoline Leavitt’s Family Member Captured by ICE Goons
America’s brutal immigration raids just got personal for Trump’s press secretary.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Leopards: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
If the economy is doing so great why would he d… oh yeah, right.
Trump Cancels Release Of Yet Another Key Economic Report
crooksandliars.com
Trump Cancels Release Of Yet Another Key Economic Report | Crooks and Liars
twp.ai
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If the economy is doing so great why would he d… oh yeah, right.
You'll be visited by 3 spirits
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You'll be visited by 3 spirits
The three spirits
The three spirits
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Patient came in with sore throat. While waiting for rapid Strep test result we glanced back at the Covid-19 RAT result: positive. Reminder that masking in health care makes sense, if you don’t want everyone in your waiting room to go home sick, your staff to get sick, and physicians to get sick.
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Patient came in with sore throat. While waiting for rapid Strep test result we glanced back at the Covid-19 RAT result: positive. Reminder that masking in health care makes sense, if you don’t want everyone in your waiting room to go home sick, your staff to get sick, and physicians to get sick.
“Biden is so freakin’ OLD!” 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“Biden is so freakin’ OLD!” 🙄
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When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
Leopards: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Seems like every day some senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr is pissed off at him about something.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Leopards: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
What’s on those freakin’ files? 🤔
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What’s on those freakin’ files? 🤔