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H4zy
@h4zy.bsky.social
Foodie : Security Engineer : hacker : stray cat : she/her
Pinned
Flashback Friday
An origin story and for anyone:
- looking to get into pentesting/security
- cares about getting to know me and my origin story

Credit and appreciation to a consistently genuine supporter @phillipwylie.bsky.social
who saw my value.
#Hacking #WIT

m.youtube.com/watch?v=81t8...
From Esthetician to Pentester | A Conversation With H4zy | The Hacker Factory With Phillip Wylie
YouTube video by ITSPmagazine Podcast Network
m.youtube.com
I suppose they’re alright. Made enough workable ‘test’ runs (approx 60) that I’m back at, even though not perfect, good enough.
Tests generally are from 1-3 per print. Next run should be about a dozen at a time.

There may not be many but I do have friends everywhere
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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You didn’t do enough moderation.
We lost @catsofyore.bsky.social because you refused to ban the person who doxxed and threatened her life repeatedly.
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
That trash has been impeached AND convicted already. Put him under the damn jail FFS
January 30, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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This timeline is hard to bear. Take the creeps, not the most wildly genius funny woman on planet. 💦
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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I've probably told this story before, but when we had our first child, my MIL arranged a baby shower and mistakenly told people to RSVP to a gmail address w/o Spouse's middle initial.

A kind older British woman with Spouse's same name coordinated with guests on our behalf.
Just got the invite to this year's parent-teacher conference. This whole ordeal might get me to take the trip some day 😆 I feel so included after all these years that I wanna know more 😆
Every year, I get a random, group email about a sixth-grade class' curriculum from a school in Reinbek, Germany. My past attempts to get off the list clearly aren't successful so yeah I'm just enjoying this random quirk of existing online 😆
January 30, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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a third of people didn't know which party controlled congress (in 2023). I think it's important to remember that

source: www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
January 30, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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If they're going to bloom in January, I'm going to take their photos anyway..🌱
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 AM
That’s like two or three in a row; typos are telling me to go to sleep already.
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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get rekt bill
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Girl, if you really had a problem with “child pornography” you’d get the fuck off of Twitter
Honestly can’t tell if it’s a bit at this point
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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I agree. I think we’re more likely than the average goat to try new things, to explore fields that are more amorphous, like the arts, where there’s no one definitive path for “success”

And i think we adjust well to support roles - which sometimes also keeps us from being promoted imo.
You have something here.
What people think a weird pattern in my careers makes absolute sense when it comes to having creative input, appease curiosity by scientific method, and importantly a purpose to contribute to good in the world.
January 30, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Hey girls, friendly reminder of why you joined a women’s inclusion group is so you can be included in something, not so you can find other women to start excluding.
January 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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i fully support them marrying hastily before the ipo, running themselves ragged, and never eating a single vegetable
January 29, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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Staff at a Twin Cities yarn store put together a pattern for a red knit “Melt the ICE” hat inspired by the Norwegian resistance.

They thought they would attract 10 people to a weekly knit-along.

They’ve sold 70,000 copies, raising more than $250k for immigrant aid groups.
‘Rage knitting’ against the machine: the hobbyists putting anti-ICE messages into crafts
Makers take a stand through ‘Melt the ICE’ red knit caps and sparkly nails – all while raising funds for those affected by immigration raids
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Washing hands multiple times a day when eating, after blowing nose, the washroom, all fairly normal.

Some cannot tolerate antibacterial soaps, they’re awful. Often regular soap is as good, people just need to use it in public settings.
Public soap, by evening hands were on fire!

1stWorldProblems
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Ok new recruits let me explain the situation with fun laws now get out there and assert your rights
January 27, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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A lot of people gathered tonight outside the Department of Veterans Affairs in D.C. for a vigil memorializing Alex Pretti, who worked as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital.
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Ted Lasso
Graveyards of Arkham
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Sledge Hammer
Graveyards of Arkham
January 28, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Hells Kitchen
January 28, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Graveyards of Arkham
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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the moment when you know someone is ready for a bluesky account:
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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It's just a job. It doesn't owe you anything.

You can work long hours, sacrifice personal time and put your health at risk just to help the company make more money.

But it will replace you the next day if you die or get sick without a thought.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 5:55 PM