Jake
@otsunkjaje.bsky.social
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7. Troublemaker, by El Lissitzky, 1913
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
7. Troublemaker, by El Lissitzky, 1913
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Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
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@edsbs.bsky.social hey Spencer which coach is the one who said “y’all shouldn’t rush the length of my fick” or whatever
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social hey Spencer which coach is the one who said “y’all shouldn’t rush the length of my fick” or whatever
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diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay
Either YouTube’s ad algorithm has no idea who I am, or a lot of trump aligned super pacs are spending an ungodly amount of money to reach a dude who they will not be able to influence
December 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Either YouTube’s ad algorithm has no idea who I am, or a lot of trump aligned super pacs are spending an ungodly amount of money to reach a dude who they will not be able to influence
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
How about you shut the fuck up instead
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
How about you shut the fuck up instead
The craziest thing about living in the city is going to the suburbs
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The craziest thing about living in the city is going to the suburbs
Terrible sports music is our country’s greatest tradition.
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Terrible sports music is our country’s greatest tradition.
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Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
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he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuckin rocking out
@splitzoneduo.com @alexkirshner.com reporting live, Maryland is technically winning
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@splitzoneduo.com @alexkirshner.com reporting live, Maryland is technically winning
Legalized sports betting had gone too far
This young Wolves fan is very upset that Jonas Valanciunas made the 2nd free throw to deny fans a free chicken sandwich
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Legalized sports betting had gone too far
My new favorite game whenever I see a cyber truck is to see how many unpaid DC tickets they’ve accumulated
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My new favorite game whenever I see a cyber truck is to see how many unpaid DC tickets they’ve accumulated
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."