Emily
@otherpens.bsky.social
Reader, I ate his heart in the marketplace.
she/her
she/her
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i think this goose sweatshirt might fix me
June 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i think this goose sweatshirt might fix me
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Timeline cleanser, here’s Dolly Parton holding a cat ✨
May 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Timeline cleanser, here’s Dolly Parton holding a cat ✨
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not finishing what you started isn’t always lazy, sometimes it’s ok to just say fuck that shit
May 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
not finishing what you started isn’t always lazy, sometimes it’s ok to just say fuck that shit
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May these possums shouting in Werner Herzog's voice bring comfort to your day.
May 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
May these possums shouting in Werner Herzog's voice bring comfort to your day.
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It is 29°C and I have started a brewery in the previously vacant lot where my bra rubs underneath my boobs.
May 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It is 29°C and I have started a brewery in the previously vacant lot where my bra rubs underneath my boobs.
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“I asked ChatGPT.”
Ok, well I dialed 1-800-MISS-CLEO because she said “CALL ME NOW,” so I did and now I owe her $138 but I know when I’m going to die
Ok, well I dialed 1-800-MISS-CLEO because she said “CALL ME NOW,” so I did and now I owe her $138 but I know when I’m going to die
May 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“I asked ChatGPT.”
Ok, well I dialed 1-800-MISS-CLEO because she said “CALL ME NOW,” so I did and now I owe her $138 but I know when I’m going to die
Ok, well I dialed 1-800-MISS-CLEO because she said “CALL ME NOW,” so I did and now I owe her $138 but I know when I’m going to die
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May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Peace, love, wolf pups 🐺
May 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Peace, love, wolf pups 🐺
🎸THAT AIN’T WORKIN
THAT’S THE WAY YOU DO IT
MONEY FOR NOTHIN
AND YOUR CHICKS FOR FREE🤪
THAT’S THE WAY YOU DO IT
MONEY FOR NOTHIN
AND YOUR CHICKS FOR FREE🤪
May 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
🎸THAT AIN’T WORKIN
THAT’S THE WAY YOU DO IT
MONEY FOR NOTHIN
AND YOUR CHICKS FOR FREE🤪
THAT’S THE WAY YOU DO IT
MONEY FOR NOTHIN
AND YOUR CHICKS FOR FREE🤪
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There's a secret to folding a fitted sheet and it's simple: have low expectations
April 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There's a secret to folding a fitted sheet and it's simple: have low expectations
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I'm so pumped, let's pull an 1814 and convince the British to burn down the White House again.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I'm so pumped, let's pull an 1814 and convince the British to burn down the White House again.
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Read an excerpt of Martha A. Sandweiss’s The Girl in the Middle in @literaryhub.bsky.social:
What a 19th-Century Photograph Reveals About Power, Privilege and Violence in the American West
The girl in the middle demands our attention. She looks straight at the camera, wrapped tight in a trade blanket that conceals her body. Six white men in military and civilian garb crowd her space,…
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April 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Read an excerpt of Martha A. Sandweiss’s The Girl in the Middle in @literaryhub.bsky.social:
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Common grackle coming in to land 🪶
April 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Common grackle coming in to land 🪶
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
I am not immune to having brain-dead takes. 🙊💐
April 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I am not immune to having brain-dead takes. 🙊💐
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Woman during a zombie outbreak: I have a bite mark on my arm and a high fever.
Doctor: Have you tried losing weight
Doctor: Have you tried losing weight
April 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Woman during a zombie outbreak: I have a bite mark on my arm and a high fever.
Doctor: Have you tried losing weight
Doctor: Have you tried losing weight
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I tried to provide a paradise for my houseplants but it appears to be more of a hostage situation.
April 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I tried to provide a paradise for my houseplants but it appears to be more of a hostage situation.
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update:
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Trump is handling the global economy with the recklessness of somebody playing a low-stakes poker tournament with their buddies six beers deep
April 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
update:
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Evangelical Christians love to whine that they're getting bullied because they're Christians.
That's not true.
They're getting bullied because they're tedious, hateful dorks.
People like Jesus; they just don't like YOU.
That's not true.
They're getting bullied because they're tedious, hateful dorks.
People like Jesus; they just don't like YOU.
March 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Evangelical Christians love to whine that they're getting bullied because they're Christians.
That's not true.
They're getting bullied because they're tedious, hateful dorks.
People like Jesus; they just don't like YOU.
That's not true.
They're getting bullied because they're tedious, hateful dorks.
People like Jesus; they just don't like YOU.
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I still go out to listen to my favourite music.
It's just now it's playing at the grocery store, not the club.
It's just now it's playing at the grocery store, not the club.
March 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I still go out to listen to my favourite music.
It's just now it's playing at the grocery store, not the club.
It's just now it's playing at the grocery store, not the club.
Tea with Honey & A Modest Dose of Ibuprofen. 💊🫖🍯
Together, they fight crime*.
(*Stop me from committing it.) 🔨🧿
Together, they fight crime*.
(*Stop me from committing it.) 🔨🧿
January 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Tea with Honey & A Modest Dose of Ibuprofen. 💊🫖🍯
Together, they fight crime*.
(*Stop me from committing it.) 🔨🧿
Together, they fight crime*.
(*Stop me from committing it.) 🔨🧿
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Live scenes from #TheTraitors Castle 🏰
January 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Live scenes from #TheTraitors Castle 🏰
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I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night
January 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night