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wordle pattern divination
@ooheyeooh.bsky.social
i write poetry. i've dropped some stinkers, but each new one is the best thing i've ever written. i also compose this music that i call frenetic sludge. doesn't really apply to what i'm doing here though. what am i doing here?

IG handle the same
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
30 Seconds to Lars, a Lars Ulrich side project that, in the style of St. Anger-era Metallica, covers scores from Jared Leto films
October 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I went to buy a dehumidifier recently and the only one that was available seemingly required an Internet connection, how about you make shit dry you fucking asshole
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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They need multiple reichstag fires cooking to keep this shambling corpse moving
September 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Taken, but he rescues his daughter via a Rube Goldberg machine. "I have a peculiar set of skills." The kidnapper looks on in horror as he initiates a runtime-appropriate series of death-defying contraptions culminating in a knife on a rope, which swings in to stab the kidnapper rather campily
September 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Taken, but he rescues his daughter via a Rube Goldberg machine. "I have a peculiar set of skills." The kidnapper looks on in horror as he initiates a runtime-appropriate series of death-defying contraptions culminating in a knife on a rope, which swings in to stab the kidnapper rather campily
September 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
wordle today felt like a trick question
August 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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getting into Kabbalah
January 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden
August 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Serial killer who eats people who don't ever turn off their high beams
Serial killer who eats people who share genAI images
August 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
KeRnel
Slightly diminish a band: Vampire Saturday
Slightly diminish a band:

The Mountain Stoats (sorry sorry I hope he doesn’t see this)
August 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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The subject matter is obviously very serious but watching this man talk feels like listening to a toddler describe what they did at school that day
Meanwhile in DC:
August 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Harry Enten is the JD Vance of Nate Silvers
CNN data guru Harry Enten calls the Epstein story a "nothingburger" because Google searches have fallen off in the past week, says Trump's approval rating is "pretty gosh-darn good" right now, and commends Trump for having "some of the best political instincts of any politician I‘ve seen."
August 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
they say and do goofy shit to bait know-it-alls into mocking it. they lie to bait smarter-than-thous into debunking it.

we know it's goofy, we know they're lying. SO DO THEY. focus on who they're hurting. stop making it about you. they're playing yall like a fiddle
August 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
what is even left to say? what has happened to us? why are we doing this to ourselves, to each other?
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
the comments in this thread about punctuality very quickly devolved into the same joke about unseen disabilities and neurodivergence. "i'm not a murderer, i'm just life divergent" kinda bullshit. and a rant about how annoying Puerto Ricans are for not showing up places right on time. nasty stuff
This @nytimes.com story about chronically late ppl having “different time personalities” is perfectly calibrated rage bait for me 😭

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/25/w...
Always Late? Blame Your Time Personality.
www.nytimes.com
July 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
everything we create is our child.
your house, its roof leaking,
looks up to you for answers.

#poetry #micropoetry
July 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
some people with a really big platform tried to point out the emperor had no clothes, but unfortunately it was cringe. sorry guys, maybe tomorrow!
its ok guys, South Park made donald trumps tiny penis talk so everything is gonna be fixed now
July 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
so i was a little afraid to finally learn what labubu is but like come on guys loosen up. it's Trolls but instead of 1990 it's 2025
July 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i know it's been said ten thousand times but

if AI was actually useful then they wouldn't have to force feed it to us
July 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM