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ooheyeooh.bsky.social
wordle pattern divination
@ooheyeooh.bsky.social
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i write poetry. i've dropped some stinkers, but each new one is the best thing i've ever written. i also compose this music that i call frenetic sludge. doesn't really apply to what i'm doing here though. what am i doing here?

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ooheyeooh.bsky.social
100%. It's gotten real good but they aren't there yet.

Ain't no spirit in those AI faces. Waveless, vibeless. Materialism fails us when material is now so readily simulated

(actually got 9 out of 9, one wouldn't play. guessed right on it! I'm lucky today)
Here are your results You got 10 out of 10 responses correct, for a score of 100%. Videos generated by A.I.
June 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
One turd once a month. [A small, dry, cube-shaped turd is pictured.] No contracts. No fees. No catch.* Save up to 1,2000 (sic) hours a year by only using the bathroom for a bowel movement once per month. Deposit a round turd at a scheduled time, or delay to collect rollover turds. BrownPass subscribers can trade their turd time for digital perks and content marketplace credits, or express their creativity with turd skins. Take back your life and regain control.
June 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
Two consecutive and unrelated posts on my feed: Valentin @tunska.bigdipshit.com "I think I've been poisoned by my constituents!" ceej @ceej.online (moments before) recent opinion polling seems to indicate that everyone thinks I suck and generally hates my guts. but they're wrong
June 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
I have ascended
A screenshot from clearsky.app revealing that OP has been blocked by Eric Lipton of the New York Times (as well as 65 other users, thank you very much)
June 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
careful not to overheat it
Two consecutive posts in my feed: Wyatt Sinclair @wyattswickedgoods.... [referring to an image of a "Twix Italian" candy bar that is actually fried mozzarella sticks] This would fix me. The next post in my feed, unrelated to the previous post: Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social My god. My god. [referring to an image of a snippet of instructions on preparing some sort of food which says, "over heating may cause cheese loss," among a few other incomplete lines of instructions]
May 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
this came to me in a vision
A tardigrade with angel wings and a halo, a heart in the palm of their front left paw and the eye of providence in the palm of their front right paw. Across the image is a wordmark: "Be not afraid."
May 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (2002, 17 years after their debut)
May 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
line go up
The win probability chart spikes upward in Houston's favor as Houston completes an all-time comeback (or Duke completes an all-time choke) as they win the NCAA national semifinal 70-67.
April 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Two consecutive, unrelated posts on my feed: Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social • 24m Bluesky Elder The tigers are ready to get the hell out of LA. Took early leads in all 3 games before Dodgers came roaring back to smash them each time. Stella @antlervel.vet • 28m Bluesky Elder To shreds, you say?
March 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Yeah but when you ran out of yellow ink you couldn't print black and white. They never fixed that
A portion of the original poster's image pertaining to health status. Three vertical bars labeled Y, B, and R.
March 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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that's it i'm kirkin' it
ESPN host/blowhard Pat McAfee with a completely regular-sized face.
March 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
Trump, Musk, Gosar, Zuck. Is there some correlation between comically bad haircuts and rottenness of the soul?
Profile view of Donald Trump, highlighting his particularly disastrous combover Elon Musk's newest hairdo, which looks strikingly German circa 1930s Congressman Paul Gosar, who not long ago sported a perfectly fine standard hairstyle, today showed off something resembling a bowl cut undertaken by a child Mark Zuckerberg's bizarre 'do from a free years back, before he hired a stylist to normal-ify his whole look
March 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
i feel good get the fuck out my faaaace
Canada 3, USA 2, End of OT
February 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
getting into Kabbalah
A peculiar yet visually balanced diagram that attempts to show the relationships of units of volume in the imperial system, from gallons to teaspoons. Each volume measure is a circular node, and lines link the nodes. Numbers at each end of the lines show the conversion; e.g., 16 cups to one gallon. The measures of one-third cup and two-thirds cup also appear, leading to numerous crossed lines. Many lines continue past the bottom bound of the image, implying that the esoteric hell of imperial volume measurements continues ad infinitum. The portion of the diagram depicted bears a mild resemblance to the Tree of Life.
January 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Just for fun I took a drone lidar scan of sand dunes along the Gulf of Mexico and made it look a little like Minecraft. Made with CloudCompare.
January 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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they're gonna find a way to bloat Notepad out of existence. I don't want generative AI in Notepad. I don't need to be *signed in* to Notepad. what the hell has happened to Microsoft
A window of Notepad is open in Windows 11. The user's Microsoft account photo is present near the top right corner of the window. To its left is a menu for Copilot features. The text written in the window reads, "Why am I signed in to Notepad???"
January 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
a tale as old as time
A collage of screen captures from one of the above-mentioned replies. First panel: i get that this, too, is a joke Second panel, much larger: but
January 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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my purposely unproductive winter break activity: figuring out how to make a rhombic hexahedron with buckyballs. with a little planning i got each face a different color. (can't just slap on the faces last; the thing wouldn't hold together. has to be built in layers e.g. third picture)
A rhombic hexahedron made from magnetic buckyballs. The construction is about 1.5 inches long, made from 125 buckyballs. A rhombic hexahedron made from magnetic buckyballs. The construction is about 1.5 inches long, made from 125 buckyballs. A different rhombic hexahedron made from magnetic buckyballs. The construction is also about 1.5 inches long, made from 125 buckyballs. This photo gives a hint on how to construct it in layers.
January 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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The first panel of the famous "Dabbing Dude" image macro. Two young women are fighting in the foreground, while in the background a young man is sitting, watching, and dabbing—i.e., smoking a concentrated form of cannabis. Both the fighters and the man are labeled "terminally online."
December 29, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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THIS IS AN OBSERVATION DIES IST EINE BEOBACHTUNG ESTA ES UNA OBSERVACIÓN DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HELP VERSUCHEN SIE NICHT, ZU HELFEN NO INTENTE AYUDAR NO REPLY NECESSARY KEINE ANTWORT ERFORDERLICH NO ES NECESARIA RESPUESTA
December 28, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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Summer sunset in Lima
The sun sets over the Pacific Ocean in Lima, Peru. In the foreground are small trees and flower bushes, and in the background can be seen rocky islands. Two powered paragliders fly along the coast.
December 28, 2024 at 1:07 AM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
Like what the heck is this even supposed to mean. Don't tell me because I refuse to know
An exchange on Twitter. Melbourne Cricket Ground @MCG • 7h Happy Boxing Day Eve to all who celebrate. 69 comments, 246 retweets, 1.9 thousand likes, 94 thousand views KeirAndo 🇦🇺 @KeirAndo • 5h What is with people in Melbourne not being able to say "Merry Christmas"? 23 comments, 4 retweets, 63 thousand likes, 6.4 thousand views Melbourne Cricket Ground @MCG • 5h We're a cricket ground. We'll let you figure the rest out. 12 comments, 24 retweets, 562 likes, 6.8 thousand views
December 26, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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21st Century Christmas Man
A photograph, supposedly from the 1920s, of a man in a peculiar Santa costume. The costume includes a full face mask painted red. He is holding a toddler who appears perplexed, their eyes wide and brow furrowed. In the original poster's opinion, the Santa mask bears a slight resemblance to the face on the cover of King Crimson's 1969 album "In the Court of the Crimson King," the first song of which is titled "21st Century Schizoid Man."
December 24, 2024 at 8:00 PM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
Nice knowing you!
A Family Guy Christmas tie. Peter, dressed as Santa, is holding in his lap his wife Lois, who is dressed as Mrs. Claus, wearing high boots and a short skirt. They are giving each other a suggestive look, both with half-closed eyes and sly smirks. The tie reads, "Someone's been naughty not nice..."
December 24, 2024 at 5:34 PM
ooheyeooh.bsky.social
i riffed a little too hard and made everyone sad
A conversation between Brown, Magenta (me), and Green. Brown: i dont play Civ I dont like management games Magenta: middle management games. you are given directives by a top player and you have to yell at new players to get them to accomplish the directives. you log most of your gameplay hours writing reports Green: surprised that doesnt exist Magenta: it does. it's called The Best Life You Could Hope For and you can apply to play right now on indeed.com
December 22, 2024 at 5:15 AM