wordle pattern divination
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i write poetry. i've dropped some stinkers, but each new one is the best thing i've ever written. i also compose this music that i call frenetic sludge. doesn't really apply to what i'm doing here though. what am i doing here?
IG handle the same
IG handle the same
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November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
the Bluesky Post Understander has logged on
i think they should be 9-2. so sore about losing to backup QBs versus the Bengals and the Texans
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i think they should be 9-2. so sore about losing to backup QBs versus the Bengals and the Texans
palm scales are actually a tiny insect that infests palm leaves! i learned this just yesterday.
they have larger insects as predators, ants mostly. i wonder if these spiders are getting in on the action somewhere up the chain
they have larger insects as predators, ants mostly. i wonder if these spiders are getting in on the action somewhere up the chain
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
palm scales are actually a tiny insect that infests palm leaves! i learned this just yesterday.
they have larger insects as predators, ants mostly. i wonder if these spiders are getting in on the action somewhere up the chain
they have larger insects as predators, ants mostly. i wonder if these spiders are getting in on the action somewhere up the chain
This is the type of uncritical slop I would expect from a corporate GenAI chatbot, not the editor of a supposedly respectable publication.
November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is the type of uncritical slop I would expect from a corporate GenAI chatbot, not the editor of a supposedly respectable publication.
much as I will never not feel like The Riddler when opening your garage door through a hack of the app on your phone
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
much as I will never not feel like The Riddler when opening your garage door through a hack of the app on your phone
that trajectory implies he is going to complete a loop and end up about where he would have. but what a ride
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
that trajectory implies he is going to complete a loop and end up about where he would have. but what a ride
my first thought was Yankee Nazi
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
my first thought was Yankee Nazi
tear that shit to pieces. fuck these chatbots. godspeed
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
tear that shit to pieces. fuck these chatbots. godspeed
i'm removing it entirely from my courses starting next semester and daring anyone to challenge me on it. sick of this shit
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i'm removing it entirely from my courses starting next semester and daring anyone to challenge me on it. sick of this shit
i'm required to use Honorlock but they never told me how. so i just select the "simulate" option so that nothing actually gets recorded or monitored
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i'm required to use Honorlock but they never told me how. so i just select the "simulate" option so that nothing actually gets recorded or monitored
E1. not a hit
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
E1. not a hit
i'm sure this sounded so clever in your head
October 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i'm sure this sounded so clever in your head
shiiiiit man you remember those old Dubble Bubble gumballs? just imagine a Garfield one
October 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
shiiiiit man you remember those old Dubble Bubble gumballs? just imagine a Garfield one
new Garfield makes for better candy. I wouldn't trust an old Garfield gumball
October 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
new Garfield makes for better candy. I wouldn't trust an old Garfield gumball
just sit on it until they replace their lawyers with AI, then it's an easy win
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
just sit on it until they replace their lawyers with AI, then it's an easy win
they will post waffles to celebrate your ban
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
they will post waffles to celebrate your ban
this could either be really sexy or make for a very good nap so either way i'm in
October 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
this could either be really sexy or make for a very good nap so either way i'm in
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I went to buy a dehumidifier recently and the only one that was available seemingly required an Internet connection, how about you make shit dry you fucking asshole
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I went to buy a dehumidifier recently and the only one that was available seemingly required an Internet connection, how about you make shit dry you fucking asshole