OmegaMarty
@omegamarty.bsky.social
He/him, 25, unfortunately Dutch
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ah shit, I had swapped lambda and coreweave around to make the diagram more sane and forgot to move the super micro funding arrow from coreweave to lambda. fixed
September 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
ah shit, I had swapped lambda and coreweave around to make the diagram more sane and forgot to move the super micro funding arrow from coreweave to lambda. fixed
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I love aborted gf but I love aborted horse more
May 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I love aborted gf but I love aborted horse more
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Whoop whoop 🙌
March 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Whoop whoop 🙌
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you can’t make “Bond but he’s not British and he’s a little fruity with it” because that already exists and it’s called The Man From Uncle
February 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
you can’t make “Bond but he’s not British and he’s a little fruity with it” because that already exists and it’s called The Man From Uncle
Most intense TNG Wesley Crusher episode: every member of the crew gets addicted to balatro and he has to make them stop
Average DS9 Jake Sisko episode: Jake goes to work in a field hospital on the frontline and gets shelled, shot at, and generally traumatised
Average DS9 Jake Sisko episode: Jake goes to work in a field hospital on the frontline and gets shelled, shot at, and generally traumatised
February 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Most intense TNG Wesley Crusher episode: every member of the crew gets addicted to balatro and he has to make them stop
Average DS9 Jake Sisko episode: Jake goes to work in a field hospital on the frontline and gets shelled, shot at, and generally traumatised
Average DS9 Jake Sisko episode: Jake goes to work in a field hospital on the frontline and gets shelled, shot at, and generally traumatised
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Quite simply one of the greatest headlines I have ever seen.
Everyone in LA is sharing this story on insta, and I just want to make sure non-Angelenos know about this bear that crawled under a house during the fires. He had to be lured out with rotisserie chickens. Read it. You deserve a little treat.
525-Lb. Bear Discovered Under Evacuated Altadena Home Too Fat to Tranquilize: 'Not an Option'
An Altadena, Calif., man was shocked to discover he couldn't return to his home — which he evacuated due to the Eaton fire — because a 525-lb. bear had nested in the crawl space under his house. It to...
people.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Quite simply one of the greatest headlines I have ever seen.
You aim your gun at me when you see my holster
But it is too late
I have already pulled out the rat I keep in there
But it is too late
I have already pulled out the rat I keep in there
January 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You aim your gun at me when you see my holster
But it is too late
I have already pulled out the rat I keep in there
But it is too late
I have already pulled out the rat I keep in there
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I still don’t know how to be “good” at sex… I just put my lil man in and spam random shit and she cums, often multiple times 🤷🏽♂️
January 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I still don’t know how to be “good” at sex… I just put my lil man in and spam random shit and she cums, often multiple times 🤷🏽♂️
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
Do you realize that this is the 12th year we’ve run this series? Time really flies when you don’t have something lodged up your butt. But for those of you who do, read on to see if you made this year’...
defector.com
December 25, 2024 at 2:01 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
Going to become a high-G individual
December 12, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Going to become a high-G individual
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they actually very much are not. cheering someone facing vigilante justice in the face of a fraying (if not entirely shredded) social contract is actually quite different than discussing when and whether the state’s monopoly violence extends to killing its prisoners
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 AM
they actually very much are not. cheering someone facing vigilante justice in the face of a fraying (if not entirely shredded) social contract is actually quite different than discussing when and whether the state’s monopoly violence extends to killing its prisoners
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that just made it worse!!
![[Cat standing up and peeing out of its ass]
Your Home Smells like Cat Pee? Try This](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jwc6rjltbvw2wffcxyvy44qy/bafkreieszs4eeclpifwfx25tczuagdowg5kvz6qa2nzylwvi6rzm2t4qvq@jpeg)
November 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
that just made it worse!!