Kat La Ronde
@katlaronde.bsky.social
Writer. Travel Agent. Elder Millennial. My personality is “from Boston”
My top five movie genres:
-shark eats hot teens
-Victorian Londoners killed by a mysterious presence amid a thick fog
-surprise! This genre film is a love story
-big monster
-all the guys in this sweaty room have loosened their ties
-shark eats hot teens
-Victorian Londoners killed by a mysterious presence amid a thick fog
-surprise! This genre film is a love story
-big monster
-all the guys in this sweaty room have loosened their ties
My top five movie genres:
- we dug too deep
- lurid and pretentious
- expensive sets, expensive costumes, nonsense script
- anything that allows me to exclaim "that's the guy from __!" at least three times
- funny and mean
- we dug too deep
- lurid and pretentious
- expensive sets, expensive costumes, nonsense script
- anything that allows me to exclaim "that's the guy from __!" at least three times
- funny and mean
My top five movie genres:
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My top five movie genres:
-shark eats hot teens
-Victorian Londoners killed by a mysterious presence amid a thick fog
-surprise! This genre film is a love story
-big monster
-all the guys in this sweaty room have loosened their ties
-shark eats hot teens
-Victorian Londoners killed by a mysterious presence amid a thick fog
-surprise! This genre film is a love story
-big monster
-all the guys in this sweaty room have loosened their ties
Why is it impossible to find bone in chicken breasts in LA? Did someone declare rib meat to be cringe?
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Why is it impossible to find bone in chicken breasts in LA? Did someone declare rib meat to be cringe?
I know this is product placement, but the headline sounds like someone struggling to admit their depression
This Frozen Pizza Is So Good I Ate It Three Nights In A Row
Screamin' Sicilian frozen pizzas have become my go-to dinner backup plan. Loaded with toppings and featuring a fluffy crust, they might not be as good as homemade but they're perfect for a busy weekni...
www.southernliving.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I know this is product placement, but the headline sounds like someone struggling to admit their depression
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That’s right I’m oppressing the Bostonians
I’m being oppressed
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
That’s right I’m oppressing the Bostonians
I simply cannot know any more about Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. I can’t. Do you hear me?
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I simply cannot know any more about Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. I can’t. Do you hear me?
It has been way too long since I’ve heard Matthew Macfadyen’s American accent.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It has been way too long since I’ve heard Matthew Macfadyen’s American accent.
I just *know* this is going to end in a tumble to the floor mid sleep.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I just *know* this is going to end in a tumble to the floor mid sleep.
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HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 AM
HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
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when u off a guy and now you’re responsible for this dumbass boat
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
when u off a guy and now you’re responsible for this dumbass boat
King and Conqueror is an incandescent hate watching experience. Edward the Confessor beats Emma of Normandy to death with his bare hands. Imagine making a tv show about the Norman invasion and feeling the need to ADD extra violence, like “I know! Let’s sex it up by having this guy kill his mom!”
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
King and Conqueror is an incandescent hate watching experience. Edward the Confessor beats Emma of Normandy to death with his bare hands. Imagine making a tv show about the Norman invasion and feeling the need to ADD extra violence, like “I know! Let’s sex it up by having this guy kill his mom!”
Honestly, it’s one of the better top four I’ve seen. Ordinary People is what clinches it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Honestly, it’s one of the better top four I’ve seen. Ordinary People is what clinches it.
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New program gives every American Jew a chance to attend a marathon screening of every Mel Brooks film. “Mirthright,” we’ll call it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
New program gives every American Jew a chance to attend a marathon screening of every Mel Brooks film. “Mirthright,” we’ll call it.
TV shows about angry blond ladies fighting AI with their bare hands. More of this.
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
TV shows about angry blond ladies fighting AI with their bare hands. More of this.
Took a walk to go vote and almost immediacy fell in with several other women wearing headphones and carrying ballots. There was a line at the drop box. So, anecdotally the turnout for prop 50 is pretty good.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Took a walk to go vote and almost immediacy fell in with several other women wearing headphones and carrying ballots. There was a line at the drop box. So, anecdotally the turnout for prop 50 is pretty good.
Enlightened is a must see.
RIP Diane Ladd - everybody needs to watch ENLIGHTENED if you haven't already, it features some of her very finest work alongside her beloved Laura.
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Enlightened is a must see.
Cats have evolved to have their meows sound like a human baby’s cry, the better to manipulate their caretakers. Unless they are nearing 20 years old. If a cat that old wants a little ear rub, he will unleash a scratchy, unmodulated wail like a summoning from the fire lakes of hell.
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Cats have evolved to have their meows sound like a human baby’s cry, the better to manipulate their caretakers. Unless they are nearing 20 years old. If a cat that old wants a little ear rub, he will unleash a scratchy, unmodulated wail like a summoning from the fire lakes of hell.
Me this morning: oh nice, an extra hour!
Me at 5PM: oh the darkness has come.
Me at 5PM: oh the darkness has come.
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Me this morning: oh nice, an extra hour!
Me at 5PM: oh the darkness has come.
Me at 5PM: oh the darkness has come.
Do the children even know that exercise leggings used to not have pockets? That we had to carry our phones and tuck our keys inside our socks, like animals?
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Do the children even know that exercise leggings used to not have pockets? That we had to carry our phones and tuck our keys inside our socks, like animals?
I want to enjoy season 4 of The Witcher, but it’s distracting how new Geralt looks just like Henry Cavill if you took an eraser tool to 30% of his facial features.
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I want to enjoy season 4 of The Witcher, but it’s distracting how new Geralt looks just like Henry Cavill if you took an eraser tool to 30% of his facial features.
I love Clifton’s Cafeteria in LA and I had no idea the founder was so bad ass.
With SNAP benefits going to shit because of rich assholes and corruption running rampant through politics I'd like to point your attention to a Clinton.
No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I love Clifton’s Cafeteria in LA and I had no idea the founder was so bad ass.
I spent two weeks leaf peeping in New England, but it didn’t officially become fall until just now, when I made soup.
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I spent two weeks leaf peeping in New England, but it didn’t officially become fall until just now, when I made soup.
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Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson are starring in a show together and no one thought to tell me? No one thought hey this is relevant to Sean's interests (beautiful, somewhat mean-looking women who have used a VCR)?
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson are starring in a show together and no one thought to tell me? No one thought hey this is relevant to Sean's interests (beautiful, somewhat mean-looking women who have used a VCR)?
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
They are writing children’s books specifically about 2025 now.
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They are writing children’s books specifically about 2025 now.
If you see an otter steal a surfboard, no you didn’t.
Sea Otters Are Stealing Surfboards in California. Again.
www.nytimes.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If you see an otter steal a surfboard, no you didn’t.