Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴
@jonathannoh.bsky.social
The only 3 things you need to know about me….
1) I love food
2) I love all basketball but hate your team the day Lakers play them
3) Painfully sarcastic
1) I love food
2) I love all basketball but hate your team the day Lakers play them
3) Painfully sarcastic
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Jonathan 🕺🇩🇴
@jonathannoh.bsky.social
· Jul 13
I had a good time visiting my family in 🇩🇴 … but I’m ready to go home! I miss my cats and Chilis 😭
Me afterwards counting up how many times she …
July 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me afterwards counting up how many times she …
I see people walking out the gym with that same water bottle they walked in… half way full, maybe.
Did you even work out???😫
Did you even work out???😫
July 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I see people walking out the gym with that same water bottle they walked in… half way full, maybe.
Did you even work out???😫
Did you even work out???😫
Them first work outs after a break hurt the best 😩
My heart rate at 176 tho am I about to die
My heart rate at 176 tho am I about to die
July 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Them first work outs after a break hurt the best 😩
My heart rate at 176 tho am I about to die
My heart rate at 176 tho am I about to die
July 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I had a good time visiting my family in 🇩🇴 … but I’m ready to go home! I miss my cats and Chilis 😭
July 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I had a good time visiting my family in 🇩🇴 … but I’m ready to go home! I miss my cats and Chilis 😭
Flying to 🇩🇴 tomorrow for a lil week.. Haven’t seen my family in a little minute and I’m lowkey a lil nervous already!! 🙂↕️
July 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Flying to 🇩🇴 tomorrow for a lil week.. Haven’t seen my family in a little minute and I’m lowkey a lil nervous already!! 🙂↕️
There’s 10 cars at the drive thru late at night and I’m the only one with their headlights off
I lowkey think I’m the only one that does that… lights bright as hell in my car 🤔
I lowkey think I’m the only one that does that… lights bright as hell in my car 🤔
July 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There’s 10 cars at the drive thru late at night and I’m the only one with their headlights off
I lowkey think I’m the only one that does that… lights bright as hell in my car 🤔
I lowkey think I’m the only one that does that… lights bright as hell in my car 🤔
I don’t mind her taking that quick lil shower before we run some errands. Even if I’m ready, I can wait.
Cuz you all fresh and clean now, that’s 1 less reason why we can’t have sex in public, again
Cuz you all fresh and clean now, that’s 1 less reason why we can’t have sex in public, again
June 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I don’t mind her taking that quick lil shower before we run some errands. Even if I’m ready, I can wait.
Cuz you all fresh and clean now, that’s 1 less reason why we can’t have sex in public, again
Cuz you all fresh and clean now, that’s 1 less reason why we can’t have sex in public, again
There’s fine women everywhere but theres a shortage on fine men I know it’s a struggle 😢
June 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
There’s fine women everywhere but theres a shortage on fine men I know it’s a struggle 😢
Dodgers and Dubai owners have teamed up to drop a light $10b on the Lakers… First American sports team now backed with a Dubai investor 👀👀
June 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dodgers and Dubai owners have teamed up to drop a light $10b on the Lakers… First American sports team now backed with a Dubai investor 👀👀
EST Gee new album feel like a farewell before the indictment. He telling it all 😭
June 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
EST Gee new album feel like a farewell before the indictment. He telling it all 😭
I lowkey don’t feel bad for Kia owners with those exploding sunroofs…. Cuz why the hell you get a Kia?? Them seat colors was just too much to pass up on? 🤣
June 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I lowkey don’t feel bad for Kia owners with those exploding sunroofs…. Cuz why the hell you get a Kia?? Them seat colors was just too much to pass up on? 🤣
Need dat in a gallon ASAP, why they playing?… Lil gulp of goodness hit the back of my throat so damn fast , pause
June 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Need dat in a gallon ASAP, why they playing?… Lil gulp of goodness hit the back of my throat so damn fast , pause
I’ll get tf up quick as hell cuz you not gonna be sitting next to me and my girl this isn’t a throuple 😭
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SIT NEXT TO ME AT THE MOVIES!!!
June 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’ll get tf up quick as hell cuz you not gonna be sitting next to me and my girl this isn’t a throuple 😭
My toxic trait is I like to go on facebook marketplace once in a while and act like ima bout to buy peoples overpriced shit
June 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My toxic trait is I like to go on facebook marketplace once in a while and act like ima bout to buy peoples overpriced shit
Dollar tree got apple pay before Walmart …
June 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Dollar tree got apple pay before Walmart …
Things I think but never say to her…
If you can turn your car on with your phone how come every time we sit in that mothafucka it’s hot as hell
If you can turn your car on with your phone how come every time we sit in that mothafucka it’s hot as hell
May 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Things I think but never say to her…
If you can turn your car on with your phone how come every time we sit in that mothafucka it’s hot as hell
If you can turn your car on with your phone how come every time we sit in that mothafucka it’s hot as hell
That SAILOR album is incredible….incredible!
May 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
That SAILOR album is incredible….incredible!
Fruity Pebble protein ice cream on the ninja creami.. I added some zero sugar chocolate syrup on top. Around 60g protein, 450 cals 👏🏾 🔥. This and a movie.
May 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Fruity Pebble protein ice cream on the ninja creami.. I added some zero sugar chocolate syrup on top. Around 60g protein, 450 cals 👏🏾 🔥. This and a movie.
I just seen a women that was like 28 months pregnant at the gym waddling around getting a workout in. You go sis 😭😭
May 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I just seen a women that was like 28 months pregnant at the gym waddling around getting a workout in. You go sis 😭😭
Sinners a lil overrated… it was alright 7/10
May 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sinners a lil overrated… it was alright 7/10
I got the best life ever but leg day makes me depressed for absolutely no reason
May 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I got the best life ever but leg day makes me depressed for absolutely no reason
Why Zaxbys sending me a notification about Cinco de Mayo saying they got a quesadilla 😭😭
Go to hell
Go to hell
May 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why Zaxbys sending me a notification about Cinco de Mayo saying they got a quesadilla 😭😭
Go to hell
Go to hell
How tf gas go from 2.69 to 2.99 in a few days??
April 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How tf gas go from 2.69 to 2.99 in a few days??