Old Bones
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me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
My bed is cold, and I must scream
The only difference between our reality and a Philip K Dick novel is the characters in a Philip K Dick novel don't choose to live like this
August 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
My bed is cold, and I must scream
April 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Facing the existential horrors of daily life: ahhhhhh (that's me yellin)
February 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Facing the existential horrors of daily life: ahhhhhh (that's me yellin)
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Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it.
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
We got a DOGE staff list. From a McKinsey alum to a former Clarence Thomas clerk, here are the workers powering Elon Musk's cost-cutting squad.
A list of White House DOGE staffers shows about 30 young tech, finance, and legal professionals remaking the federal government.
www.businessinsider.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it.
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
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Share if you like tacos or you’re my biological dad
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Share if you like tacos or you’re my biological dad
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Donkey Kong, the ape from the video game, has died
November 26, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Donkey Kong, the ape from the video game, has died
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[baby knocks Burger King crown off my head] SEIZE HIM
February 5, 2024 at 3:34 AM
[baby knocks Burger King crown off my head] SEIZE HIM
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[guy who’s completely misunderstood the term latin lover yet just might close the deal anyway]
that pussy delenda est
that pussy delenda est
January 17, 2024 at 1:36 AM
[guy who’s completely misunderstood the term latin lover yet just might close the deal anyway]
that pussy delenda est
that pussy delenda est
Do you remember, the 21st night of Goontember?
play that gooning music white boy
January 9, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Do you remember, the 21st night of Goontember?
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The nuder Kimbra gets on her album covers the worse her albums get
November 30, 2023 at 4:15 AM
The nuder Kimbra gets on her album covers the worse her albums get
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Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
November 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
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cranking hog????
cranking hog tonight queen???
cranking hog tonight queen???
November 27, 2023 at 3:14 PM
cranking hog????
cranking hog tonight queen???
cranking hog tonight queen???
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TURN!!! IT!!! OFF!!!
November 23, 2023 at 4:04 AM
TURN!!! IT!!! OFF!!!
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happy thanksgiving
November 23, 2023 at 7:01 PM
happy thanksgiving
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For reasons unknown to the public, Biden refused to pardon the turkey and it was executed by lethal injection at 10:27am EST
November 23, 2023 at 4:16 PM
For reasons unknown to the public, Biden refused to pardon the turkey and it was executed by lethal injection at 10:27am EST
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I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
of the films of Danny Glover
Operation Dumbo Drop
Lethal Weapon, he’s a cop
of the films of Danny Glover
Operation Dumbo Drop
Lethal Weapon, he’s a cop
November 22, 2023 at 3:13 PM
I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
of the films of Danny Glover
Operation Dumbo Drop
Lethal Weapon, he’s a cop
of the films of Danny Glover
Operation Dumbo Drop
Lethal Weapon, he’s a cop
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shouting "counterspell" at your niece's baptism
October 18, 2023 at 5:23 AM
shouting "counterspell" at your niece's baptism