Nic
nschlut.bsky.social
Nic
@nschlut.bsky.social
Owner Lewes FC
Wouldst Thou Like To Live Deliciously, Charlie Brown?
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I just listened to this and immediately some lady with a Japanese phone number called me and told me I have seven days to live??
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Baltimore Stallions forever

so…allez les Allouettes or whatever
If you haven’t picked a team yet, you’ve got a choice between Saskatchewan and Montreal.

Go look at their rosters and remember some guys.
Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee!

GREY CUP ON CBSSN
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This belongs in Baltimore’s greatest collection of miscellaneous arts, conveniently located right across the street from MICA, at Mt. Royal Tavern.
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?

Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?

Now available for free!

Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!

Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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True fact: There is no publicly displayed portrait or likeness on campus of LSU's first president.

And let the record show he was undefeated against Georgia and South Carolina
Reminder to LSU: when the CFB Hall of Fame puts Brian Kelly in for his time at Notre Dame and Cincinnati, they will mail you a plaque with his face on it. There is no law, guideline, or incentive for you to display it anywhere. You can absolutely just not put it up!
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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the mariners had a camera on the dugout in the middle of the 15th when humpy won the salmon race
October 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Argentina edition of Libertarian bible
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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How’s this for Orioles Magic?

Jackson Holliday’s HR was the 4th time in the expansion era (1961) that the Orioles broke up a no-hit bid of 8 2/3 IP or more (@EliasSports)

The 1st of those 4? 6/7/68, on a hit by Davey Johnson, who passed away today

What a way to honor him 🫶
September 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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WHAT A WHEEEE!
August 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
lol
June 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.
June 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Dope chant at the Labor march: “You get rich while we get poor? NOPE, not in #Baltimore!” #MayDay
May 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s the House MD “I finally have a case of lupus” gif, but it’s @michaelhobbes.bsky.social saying, “I finally have a President declaring war on Christmas.”
April 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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NEW VBS!

- Comically large wine bottle sizes named after Bible guys
- The political inspiration for the Golden Calves story
- Penis taunts, magic donkeys, and incompetent men blaming women? Well yeah, it's a Bible story
- @pastortrey05.com on reasons for hope even in times such as these
KINGS: National divorce (feat Trey Ferguson)
Podcast Episode · Vacation Bible School Podcast · 04/28/2025 · 1h 12m
podcasts.apple.com
April 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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You there! What day is it???
April 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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You should know I've been working on something for the past 3 months. For a surprise, go check out my profile and read the first word of every skeet, starting with this one.
April 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

$29.28 for the Terps, who used their one (1) Big Ten football win to give us our new national motto.

🫡 🇺🇸
April 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Since the election, I’ve read @jasonkirk.fyi ’s “Hell is a World Without You” and Vonnegut’s “Cat’s Cradle” back-to-back, which is a heck of a religious trauma double-feature. Highly recommend this for everybody else who spent their teenage years being led to believe eternal hellfire awaited them.
January 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM