Grey V. Buckets
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It was “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” when I clicked it lmao
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My "not at all like enron" t shirt has people asking a lot of questions answered by the shirt.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My "not at all like enron" t shirt has people asking a lot of questions answered by the shirt.
This quote post is just to remind myself to come back and read these aloud to my sister and her husband for giggles later.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This quote post is just to remind myself to come back and read these aloud to my sister and her husband for giggles later.
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Joining the war on Christmas on the side of drugs
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Joining the war on Christmas on the side of drugs
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I love the power of debate
February 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I love the power of debate
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wife said I shouldn't use the highest setting on the bidet, and I laughed so hard water came out my nose
September 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
wife said I shouldn't use the highest setting on the bidet, and I laughed so hard water came out my nose
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I want to know who the hell is choosing a dinner plate here
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I want to know who the hell is choosing a dinner plate here
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Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup (hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go, create another fable (you wanted to)
Grab a brush and put a little makeup (you wanted to)
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup (hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go, create another fable (you wanted to)
Grab a brush and put a little makeup (you wanted to)
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup (hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go, create another fable (you wanted to)
Grab a brush and put a little makeup (you wanted to)
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup (hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go, create another fable (you wanted to)
Grab a brush and put a little makeup (you wanted to)
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get loved chump get absolutely seen and treasured you dipshit
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
get loved chump get absolutely seen and treasured you dipshit
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It’s fucked up that billionaires have all that money and just buy websites and newspapers that are mean to them instead of ending homelessness or even making the top three most important bands from
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s fucked up that billionaires have all that money and just buy websites and newspapers that are mean to them instead of ending homelessness or even making the top three most important bands from
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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the 3 most important things about regional accents are locution, locution, locution it took me 4 hrs to write this crap you’re welcome
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the 3 most important things about regional accents are locution, locution, locution it took me 4 hrs to write this crap you’re welcome
*holding a finger to the air*
Yep, some bad discourse is a-comin’ this way, ye mark my words
*wind rustles through the tall grass, and amidst it can be heard whispers of “15 years is not a child” and “really when you think about it the most persecuted disadvantaged minority is sex offenders”*
Yep, some bad discourse is a-comin’ this way, ye mark my words
*wind rustles through the tall grass, and amidst it can be heard whispers of “15 years is not a child” and “really when you think about it the most persecuted disadvantaged minority is sex offenders”*
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
*holding a finger to the air*
Yep, some bad discourse is a-comin’ this way, ye mark my words
*wind rustles through the tall grass, and amidst it can be heard whispers of “15 years is not a child” and “really when you think about it the most persecuted disadvantaged minority is sex offenders”*
Yep, some bad discourse is a-comin’ this way, ye mark my words
*wind rustles through the tall grass, and amidst it can be heard whispers of “15 years is not a child” and “really when you think about it the most persecuted disadvantaged minority is sex offenders”*
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bill clinton got his dick sucked by a bat at the wuhan wet market in 2019
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
bill clinton got his dick sucked by a bat at the wuhan wet market in 2019
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
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[avengers mansion]
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
[avengers mansion]
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin
IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing
OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
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I have a series of new glass mini wreaths in the shop. They're gorgeous on Christmas trees but also look great as wall hangings. $50.
I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.
nora.jewelry
I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.
nora.jewelry
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I have a series of new glass mini wreaths in the shop. They're gorgeous on Christmas trees but also look great as wall hangings. $50.
I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.
nora.jewelry
I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.
nora.jewelry
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if you're a millennial who is friends with zoomers you have a moral imperative to get them to watch kung pow
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
if you're a millennial who is friends with zoomers you have a moral imperative to get them to watch kung pow
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Words first uttered at the Resolute Desk by former President Bill Clinton as advice to future President Donald Trump
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Words first uttered at the Resolute Desk by former President Bill Clinton as advice to future President Donald Trump
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