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the existence of ET and IT implies other strage creatures named AT OT UT and sometimes YT
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
the existence of ET and IT implies other strage creatures named AT OT UT and sometimes YT
i’d like to see a cultural history of the usage of gems to hold souls in fantasy / spiritualism. eg. fantasy creatures like liches, video games where you trap enemies in gems, maybe the transhuman idea of uploading yourself into silicon crystals counts?
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i’d like to see a cultural history of the usage of gems to hold souls in fantasy / spiritualism. eg. fantasy creatures like liches, video games where you trap enemies in gems, maybe the transhuman idea of uploading yourself into silicon crystals counts?
shout out to all the uncs in the 15 item or less lane
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
shout out to all the uncs in the 15 item or less lane
“the secret” gf x “amor fati” bf
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“the secret” gf x “amor fati” bf
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how happy are you with this question structure? would you like to change it by surgery?
Real questions in the puberty blocker study:
How happy are you with your nose? Would like like to change it by surgery?
How happy are you with your shoulders? Would like to change them by surgery?
How happy are you with your hips? Would like to change them by surgery?
Continued...
How happy are you with your nose? Would like like to change it by surgery?
How happy are you with your shoulders? Would like to change them by surgery?
How happy are you with your hips? Would like to change them by surgery?
Continued...
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
how happy are you with this question structure? would you like to change it by surgery?
query: isopod wireless mouse
results:
* feed a mouse to your isopod
* mouse shaped like pig
* mouse shaped like cat
results:
* feed a mouse to your isopod
* mouse shaped like pig
* mouse shaped like cat
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
query: isopod wireless mouse
results:
* feed a mouse to your isopod
* mouse shaped like pig
* mouse shaped like cat
results:
* feed a mouse to your isopod
* mouse shaped like pig
* mouse shaped like cat
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I'm so pissed off that this is her favourite toy
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm so pissed off that this is her favourite toy
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Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards
the plan: saturate the news with tedious stories about zero stakes sex scandals until everyone gets burnt out and nobody cares about sexual misconduct any more
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
the plan: saturate the news with tedious stories about zero stakes sex scandals until everyone gets burnt out and nobody cares about sexual misconduct any more
a long time ago the whole movie would be post credit scenes
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
a long time ago the whole movie would be post credit scenes
Timanaric Cringesketch would make a good name for a boy
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Timanaric Cringesketch would make a good name for a boy
math roguelike where axioms are random drops, and you need to construct proofs to beat each boss
math is probably my favorite metroidvania
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
math roguelike where axioms are random drops, and you need to construct proofs to beat each boss
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It's so funny watching Stavros make the leap she can't
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It's so funny watching Stavros make the leap she can't
twins named clam and darn
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
twins named clam and darn
Talking Heads: three normies and one cool dork
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Talking Heads: three normies and one cool dork
sake + lemonade = pear juice
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
sake + lemonade = pear juice
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November 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
mamdani is going to implement sharding law. you will be forced to split your database into shards hosted on multiple servers to improve uptime and latency metric.
Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpei law. The state will now issue every family their very own wrinkle dog.
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
mamdani is going to implement sharding law. you will be forced to split your database into shards hosted on multiple servers to improve uptime and latency metric.
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queerbox transaxle
![Queerbox
The 'Queerbox' was the nickname for an early sequential manual transaxle used by Lotus racing cars of the late-1950s and early-1960s, and was very similar in design and operation to a motorcycle gearbox. It was infamously unreliable.
Lotus Twelve origins
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Chassis 353, Graham Hill's 1958 Monaco Grand Prix car
The Lotus Twelve was the first to use the infamous Lotus Queerbox transaxle.[1][2] This was developed to be, in typical Colin Chapman fashion, the smallest and lightest](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hsct6f6rbz6o6oluaaridv5m/bafkreiacsso5hj36rfrb23bceavfxw56jxhoog4pmjbp3rgjyj3hrr6uwe@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
queerbox transaxle
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DEMOCRATS GET ON TELEVISION AND TAKE CREDIT FOR SAVING THANKSGIVING RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
DEMOCRATS GET ON TELEVISION AND TAKE CREDIT FOR SAVING THANKSGIVING RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
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If a soundcloud rapper can become mayor of New York City, perhaps the stage is set for a harsh noise President
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If a soundcloud rapper can become mayor of New York City, perhaps the stage is set for a harsh noise President