seltzer recording engineer
noisesmith.bsky.social
seltzer recording engineer
@noisesmith.bsky.social
one grift recipe: look for an ontology that requires a specific kind of guy to exist, a guy which is non existent or rare in the real world. you can make money by showing up and making people think you must be that guy, or you are protecting them from that guy
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
for example the anti tiger rock from the simpsons is a grift
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i suggest substituting ”known complaint” in place of “real problem”. you can grift on eg. fighting political correctness or stopping immigration regardless of whether they are actual problems. in fact the best grifts are the ones that go after scapegoats, because no amount of work will resolve it
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
and of course elves are usually barely hidden orientalism. the fantasy concept of race is cursed
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
half elf: “combining the elven attunement with nature and human adaptability…”

half orc: “now i will describe the circumstances of their non consensual conception, which is coincidentally my fetish”
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the race description for half orc in 1e ad&d was barely disguised racist cuck erotica
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the real scam is lawns. fuck a lawn, leave the leaves where they are
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
cursed q: would thompson have banged thatcher if he got the chance?
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
also it should be gooey
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the panels are on that linked page near the top, but it’s worth reading full size
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
mark newgarden, “love’s savage fury” - i thought you were referencing it but i bet it’s up your alley

www.marknewgarden.com/comics
Comics — Mark Newgarden
www.marknewgarden.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
nice newgarden riff
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
my pet theory: obao is a dramatic representation of hanging out with someo who is way to stoned, iv is a movie that is way too stoned
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the payment processors are prudes. they frequently refuse service to companies that they perceive to service morally compromised users even if they are not breaking the law.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Reposted by seltzer recording engineer
Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM