one grift recipe: look for an ontology that requires a specific kind of guy to exist, a guy which is non existent or rare in the real world. you can make money by showing up and making people think you must be that guy, or you are protecting them from that guy

for example the anti tiger rock from the simpsons is a grift

i suggest substituting ”known complaint” in place of “real problem”. you can grift on eg. fighting political correctness or stopping immigration regardless of whether they are actual problems. in fact the best grifts are the ones that go after scapegoats, because no amount of work will resolve it

and of course elves are usually barely hidden orientalism. the fantasy concept of race is cursed

half elf: “combining the elven attunement with nature and human adaptability…”

half orc: “now i will describe the circumstances of their non consensual conception, which is coincidentally my fetish”

the race description for half orc in 1e ad&d was barely disguised racist cuck erotica

the real scam is lawns. fuck a lawn, leave the leaves where they are

cursed q: would thompson have banged thatcher if he got the chance?

also it should be gooey

the panels are on that linked page near the top, but it’s worth reading full size

mark newgarden, “love’s savage fury” - i thought you were referencing it but i bet it’s up your alley

www.marknewgarden.com/comics

nice newgarden riff

i move for a jerry, no thingy

my pet theory: obao is a dramatic representation of hanging out with someo who is way to stoned, iv is a movie that is way too stoned

the payment processors are prudes. they frequently refuse service to companies that they perceive to service morally compromised users even if they are not breaking the law.

Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards