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last nights homeless shelter shouting match had someone being accused of being a “champagne progressive”.
i met a guy who ran into david byrne with his bicycle and we talked about art rock
i met a guy who ran into david byrne with his bicycle and we talked about art rock
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
last nights homeless shelter shouting match had someone being accused of being a “champagne progressive”.
i met a guy who ran into david byrne with his bicycle and we talked about art rock
i met a guy who ran into david byrne with his bicycle and we talked about art rock
ever think about how if you are homeless you are basically in public places 24/7?
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
ever think about how if you are homeless you are basically in public places 24/7?
one of the guys on the street warned me not to tell anyone i worked on cellular biology simulation. i guess it might trigger some people with interesting delusions
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
one of the guys on the street warned me not to tell anyone i worked on cellular biology simulation. i guess it might trigger some people with interesting delusions
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The left are teaching our kids to cooperate and care about each other. So I have created a right-wing children's show where it just shows children being beaten so kids learn to be resilient and respectful, or else.
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The left are teaching our kids to cooperate and care about each other. So I have created a right-wing children's show where it just shows children being beaten so kids learn to be resilient and respectful, or else.
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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
accidentally got something from the “weird aftertaste“ section at whole foods
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
accidentally got something from the “weird aftertaste“ section at whole foods
punch and judy show but there’s two big arms stage front like an fps and the audience can pull levers to pummel the puppets
February 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
punch and judy show but there’s two big arms stage front like an fps and the audience can pull levers to pummel the puppets
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coworkers cannot gain levels or learn new spells, but by completing quests you can find more powerful coworkers to join your efforts
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
coworkers cannot gain levels or learn new spells, but by completing quests you can find more powerful coworkers to join your efforts
first night in a homeless shelter, wish me luck
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
first night in a homeless shelter, wish me luck
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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gable gobble, gable gobble, seven of us! seven of us!
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
gable gobble, gable gobble, seven of us! seven of us!
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ME WALKING INTO THE CASINO: Slot machines are all just Big Phone now
ME AFTER WINNING LIKE $180 ON BIG PHONE: Verily, this is the Sport Of Kings,
ME AFTER WINNING LIKE $180 ON BIG PHONE: Verily, this is the Sport Of Kings,
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
ME WALKING INTO THE CASINO: Slot machines are all just Big Phone now
ME AFTER WINNING LIKE $180 ON BIG PHONE: Verily, this is the Sport Of Kings,
ME AFTER WINNING LIKE $180 ON BIG PHONE: Verily, this is the Sport Of Kings,
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Remember to thank a podcaster for the food on your plate.
They are the only thing keeping farmers sane.
They are the only thing keeping farmers sane.
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Remember to thank a podcaster for the food on your plate.
They are the only thing keeping farmers sane.
They are the only thing keeping farmers sane.
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So cool to hear John Chowning just won a Technical Grammy for his invention of FM synthesis in 1967!
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
So cool to hear John Chowning just won a Technical Grammy for his invention of FM synthesis in 1967!
it’s so beautifully ironic that we now use the word “cynical“ to describe self interested and hypocritical behavior. diogenes, who deflated the folly of sophists and sought in vain for a single honest man, namesake for idiot criminals
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 PM
it’s so beautifully ironic that we now use the word “cynical“ to describe self interested and hypocritical behavior. diogenes, who deflated the folly of sophists and sought in vain for a single honest man, namesake for idiot criminals
in a groundbreaking moment for neoro linguistic programming, researchers construct a nand gate using 12 toddlers
January 28, 2026 at 11:10 AM
in a groundbreaking moment for neoro linguistic programming, researchers construct a nand gate using 12 toddlers
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bovino was installed as a human fuse for the fascist project. the job of a fuse is to burn out and be replaced so that the rest of the system can operate undamaged
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 AM
bovino was installed as a human fuse for the fascist project. the job of a fuse is to burn out and be replaced so that the rest of the system can operate undamaged
this would be beautiful as a wood sculpture made of two interlocking pieces
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 AM
this would be beautiful as a wood sculpture made of two interlocking pieces
one of the characters in punch tv is liv agar with a shotgun
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 PM
one of the characters in punch tv is liv agar with a shotgun
@osullyville.bsky.social re: your latest outfit episode on prohibition. one interesting medical usage of alcohol is to treat the blindness caused by methanol (eg. bad moonshine or industrial alcohol). an old hobo trick was to show up methanol blind at the hospital since the treatment was booze.
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 AM
@osullyville.bsky.social re: your latest outfit episode on prohibition. one interesting medical usage of alcohol is to treat the blindness caused by methanol (eg. bad moonshine or industrial alcohol). an old hobo trick was to show up methanol blind at the hospital since the treatment was booze.
in retrospect i t was suspicious that the “originalists” were in favor of a standing army and political parties
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 PM
in retrospect i t was suspicious that the “originalists” were in favor of a standing army and political parties
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JUST IN: Senator Ed Markey has called for President Trump to be removed from power now, under the 25th Amendment
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 AM
JUST IN: Senator Ed Markey has called for President Trump to be removed from power now, under the 25th Amendment