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Really what you end up realizing if you think about this too long is that a huge group of people think the point of language is to make yourself sound smart (in the way a press release does) and not to convey meaning & information
July 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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The main use of AI in the present is to help borderline illiterate people in white collar jobs draft bewildering emails
July 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
June 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I think the Democratic establishment severely underestimates the extent to which the younger half of the electorate would cheerfully send Bill Clinton to Gitmo ourselves
June 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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this opposition party could have been an email
June 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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David Huerta, President of California's largest union, was assaulted and detained Friday by ICE. Now the @aflcio.org, the biggest confederation of unions in America made up of nearly 15 million active and retired workers, is calling on members to protest on his behalf.
June 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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“tHeY cAnT dO tHat!!!!!”

ok well they are babe, idk what to tell you
March 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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exactly how shitty do you have to be for LAPD and LACSD to be like "nah y'all you're on your own"
LAPD denies assistance to ICE to leave area. Sheriff also denies assistance to ICE. ICE is trapped by the people of Paramount.

Live streamer : “They’re gonna have to call their daddies to come get them”
June 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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borders and states aren’t real, anybody who wants to stroll into the U.S. should be able to do so whenever they want, I don’t fuckin care
June 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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sorry took me so long to respond, your text hung over me like a guillotine, growing like a tumor inside my messages, until the guilt became so unbearable i simply had to respond if only to relieve myself of the prison of your text, so yeah what’s up, how u doing?
June 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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DHS and ICE are outside agitators.
June 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
From experience, I will also say to wash with poured water instead of a shower. The second you start to wash, all those particles scatter and I found the shower created an aerosol effect which was not great! And if you’re helping rinse, wear masks and eye protection. This stuff is truly brutal.
Timely reminder that the treatment for chemical weapons like tear gas and pepper spray is:

1) remove from active contamination (get them out of the cloud of teargas, remove outer layers of clothing if possible)
2) flush eyes with ONLY clean water. Wash skin and hair with water and soap.
June 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is one of the truest truths about AI.
I've said this before but most people who use AI for various things haven't chosen a side in a controversy, they literally have no idea it's controversial.
June 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Battle of Mid
June 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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i know it’s been a good day — but allow me to remind you why it’s actually a great day
June 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Chicago pope knows how to do the cha cha slide.
May 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
May 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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JERRY: they're all coping about the pope

GEORGE: because the pope is woke?

JERRY: because the pope is woke

GEORGE: so... it's pope cope?

JERRY: it's woke pope cope, George, woke pope cope!
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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“he is one divine man who exists as three distinct persons”

the pope, explaining tamale guy
May 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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chicago tamale guy saved me on so many incredibly drunken nights. the dude is the goat
“he is one divine man who exists as three distinct persons”

the pope, explaining tamale guy
May 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name

me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Being a leftist is fun because it's mostly you and your buddies very loudly saying "this system doesn't work and if we don't do anything about it shits gonna get bad" only to be told "shut up don't be unrealistic" and then shit gets bad and those same people are like "wow I hope you're happy."
May 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I wanted to be right in theory, not practice. This shit sucks
May 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM