Matatoes Lasagna
@matatoeslasagna.bsky.social
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly
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When this is all over, any truth and reconciliation report would have to reasonably conclude that this propaganda outlet cannot be allowed to continue
This is just Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
rebranding this as Nobel Gases and it's a Nobel laureate and a comedian every time
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is just Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
Kinda sucks that @meganamram.bsky.social couldn't make it to do the "Today's the day Donald Trump finally became president" tweet.
That would have done numbers today
That would have done numbers today
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Kinda sucks that @meganamram.bsky.social couldn't make it to do the "Today's the day Donald Trump finally became president" tweet.
That would have done numbers today
That would have done numbers today
Kinda sucks that Megan Amram couldn't make it to do the "Today's the day Donald Trump finally became president" tweet.
That would have done numbers today
That would have done numbers today
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Kinda sucks that Megan Amram couldn't make it to do the "Today's the day Donald Trump finally became president" tweet.
That would have done numbers today
That would have done numbers today
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"I could smell the onions and mustard"
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard"
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
Bobby Portis out there fighting imaginary demons
November 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Bobby Portis out there fighting imaginary demons
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i don't live in maine. i've never even been there. so i shouldn't have to hear about this guy anymore.
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i don't live in maine. i've never even been there. so i shouldn't have to hear about this guy anymore.
Man is still banging on about passing an examination high school gym teachers use to determine whether or not you have a concussion
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Man is still banging on about passing an examination high school gym teachers use to determine whether or not you have a concussion
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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There has to be a reckoning for this, for all of it. No more “look forward, not back” nonsense. Not this time. Those who ordered this evil shit, and those who carried those orders out *must* be held to account.
ICE drag girl out of car & body slam her to ground—then pin her face down & kneel on her neck.
"I'm 15!" she cries out. "I'm not resisting!"
Agents have now asked multiple area housing associations to unlock main doors—so they can go door to door.
Hoffman Estates, Illinois
"I'm 15!" she cries out. "I'm not resisting!"
Agents have now asked multiple area housing associations to unlock main doors—so they can go door to door.
Hoffman Estates, Illinois
October 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There has to be a reckoning for this, for all of it. No more “look forward, not back” nonsense. Not this time. Those who ordered this evil shit, and those who carried those orders out *must* be held to account.
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Still firmly believe he won't finish a single season in Chapel Hill
April 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Still firmly believe he won't finish a single season in Chapel Hill
Rendering a class of humans as stateless refugees with no legal rights as a precursor to stripping protected status of all legal citizens is definitionally a tenet of fascism.
That the action currently only applies to non-whites is a huge tell of why Tom is not ready to call it what it is
That the action currently only applies to non-whites is a huge tell of why Tom is not ready to call it what it is
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Rendering a class of humans as stateless refugees with no legal rights as a precursor to stripping protected status of all legal citizens is definitionally a tenet of fascism.
That the action currently only applies to non-whites is a huge tell of why Tom is not ready to call it what it is
That the action currently only applies to non-whites is a huge tell of why Tom is not ready to call it what it is
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its cool that disney put themselves in a situation which will both anger the president and also piss off the majority of their subscribers. fuck up maxxing
September 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
its cool that disney put themselves in a situation which will both anger the president and also piss off the majority of their subscribers. fuck up maxxing
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what a haters buffet on the timeline tonight. Truly, bravo
September 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
what a haters buffet on the timeline tonight. Truly, bravo
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You could write a book about this photo. Everything about it is so fucking vulgar.
August 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You could write a book about this photo. Everything about it is so fucking vulgar.
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This company cannot possibly be profitable
August 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This company cannot possibly be profitable
If there is "literally no way in hell he allows himself to be removed from office" then that means he's an actual dictator and you've already answered the follow up question of "what is to be done then?"
There is literally no way in hell he allows himself to be removed from office.
Soooo….what then?
What’s the plan at that point? Do you think he cares if he’s disgraced? Do you think his base cares?
Again, I think the bigger issue is that the Epstein files prove the Kompromat Russia has on
Soooo….what then?
What’s the plan at that point? Do you think he cares if he’s disgraced? Do you think his base cares?
Again, I think the bigger issue is that the Epstein files prove the Kompromat Russia has on
July 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If there is "literally no way in hell he allows himself to be removed from office" then that means he's an actual dictator and you've already answered the follow up question of "what is to be done then?"
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Tyler Adams has been an automatic call-up and starter for a long time, and it's probably time for that to end
July 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Tyler Adams has been an automatic call-up and starter for a long time, and it's probably time for that to end
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Tyler Adams pick your head up and make a decision in less than three seconds pls
July 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Tyler Adams pick your head up and make a decision in less than three seconds pls