Matatoes Lasagna
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Nobody ever suspects the butterfly
Pinned
When this is all over, any truth and reconciliation report would have to reasonably conclude that this propaganda outlet cannot be allowed to continue
Roving death squads
UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight:
January 24, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Roving death squads
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January 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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These dickheads don't realise they're making people even more militant by doing this.
Their bosses know what they're doing, they want the chaos, but these grunts don't realise they're creating terrorists by designating activists as terrorists.
Their bosses know what they're doing, they want the chaos, but these grunts don't realise they're creating terrorists by designating activists as terrorists.
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
These dickheads don't realise they're making people even more militant by doing this.
Their bosses know what they're doing, they want the chaos, but these grunts don't realise they're creating terrorists by designating activists as terrorists.
Their bosses know what they're doing, they want the chaos, but these grunts don't realise they're creating terrorists by designating activists as terrorists.
"Arbeit macht frei"
-JD Vance
-JD Vance
JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
"Arbeit macht frei"
-JD Vance
-JD Vance
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Snow, sleet, and rain can't stop him from delivering that message 🤣
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Snow, sleet, and rain can't stop him from delivering that message 🤣
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If every Democrat voted NO on funding ICE, it would not have passed the House. But, 7 House Democrats voted to fund Trump's lawless, masked goons, so it passed.
Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.
Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.
NEW: DHS appropriations bill funding ICE passes 220-207
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
January 22, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If every Democrat voted NO on funding ICE, it would not have passed the House. But, 7 House Democrats voted to fund Trump's lawless, masked goons, so it passed.
Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.
Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.
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Famous boat that turned around.
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Famous boat that turned around.
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One court decision, two different headlines.
Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?
Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?
January 22, 2026 at 3:30 AM
One court decision, two different headlines.
Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?
Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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Supposed to get down to -17F tomorrow night in Minneapolis.
So they're just straight up murdering people
So they're just straight up murdering people
January 22, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Supposed to get down to -17F tomorrow night in Minneapolis.
So they're just straight up murdering people
So they're just straight up murdering people
The president is such a messy bitch
Trump posted what appears to be a private message from French President Emmanuel Macron, where Macron says he “does not understand what you are doing on Greenland.” Reuters reports the message is authentic.
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 AM
The president is such a messy bitch
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1772
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1772
This would require him being driven by the desire of power rather than desperately seeking the love and validation of an absent father figure.
He ain't got that dog in him
He ain't got that dog in him
The fact that he can’t seize this moment to become president through back room intrigue really speaks to all the different ways that JD Vance is the biggest piece of shit in the country. Dick Cheney gets this one done before the day’s over.
January 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
This would require him being driven by the desire of power rather than desperately seeking the love and validation of an absent father figure.
He ain't got that dog in him
He ain't got that dog in him
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Just shitlib cope that the military and cops are still good institutions instead of central to our problems
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Just shitlib cope that the military and cops are still good institutions instead of central to our problems
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We have to get rid of Schumer and Jeffries.
This is about saving our country now.
They have to go.
This is about saving our country now.
They have to go.
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
We have to get rid of Schumer and Jeffries.
This is about saving our country now.
They have to go.
This is about saving our country now.
They have to go.
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Being too worried about committing violence against violent groups in case they get more violent is called surrender
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Being too worried about committing violence against violent groups in case they get more violent is called surrender
What is to be done, Tim?
Trump wants a show. Don’t give it to him.
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
What is to be done, Tim?
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
"Shithole in the Sun" is one of my favorite Violent Femmes B-sides
We went there for Spring Training in 2023 and I’ve never been somewhere so unpleasant in my life. Endless strip malls of personal injury lawyers and scammy looking dermatologists. A true shithole in the sun.
December 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Shithole in the Sun" is one of my favorite Violent Femmes B-sides
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the next person that tries to tell me I'm unfairly mean to democrats, I'm showing up to their house
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the next person that tries to tell me I'm unfairly mean to democrats, I'm showing up to their house
"Financialization of Accumulation".
No actual production, just vibes
Put that shit on the stock market under the ticker GRIFT
No actual production, just vibes
Put that shit on the stock market under the ticker GRIFT
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"Financialization of Accumulation".
No actual production, just vibes
Put that shit on the stock market under the ticker GRIFT
No actual production, just vibes
Put that shit on the stock market under the ticker GRIFT