Matatoes Lasagna
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Nobody ever suspects the butterfly
You mean to tell me a guy who looks like that has no living memory of Michael Jordan's first three championships?
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You mean to tell me a guy who looks like that has no living memory of Michael Jordan's first three championships?
It's the Monroe Doctrine + Lebensraum carried out by a confederacy of dunces
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It's the Monroe Doctrine + Lebensraum carried out by a confederacy of dunces
It's like that scene from the wire where the white drug dealers speak openly on the phone about their crimes because it never crossed their minds that it could ever be used against them
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It's like that scene from the wire where the white drug dealers speak openly on the phone about their crimes because it never crossed their minds that it could ever be used against them
I mean...didn't her husband...
Y'know what...nevermind.
Y'know what...nevermind.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I mean...didn't her husband...
Y'know what...nevermind.
Y'know what...nevermind.
Even funnier considering the actor who played Keyser Söze
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Even funnier considering the actor who played Keyser Söze
It's not a lack of understanding of the problem, but a fear of the solution
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's not a lack of understanding of the problem, but a fear of the solution
People are mean to me so I guess I gotta betray whatever values I once claimed to have
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
People are mean to me so I guess I gotta betray whatever values I once claimed to have
It's the caffeine, the nicotine, the milligrams of tar
It's my habitat, it needs to be cleaned, it's my car
It's the fast talk they use to abuse and feed my brain
It's the cat box, it needs to be changed, it's the pain
It's my habitat, it needs to be cleaned, it's my car
It's the fast talk they use to abuse and feed my brain
It's the cat box, it needs to be changed, it's the pain
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It's the caffeine, the nicotine, the milligrams of tar
It's my habitat, it needs to be cleaned, it's my car
It's the fast talk they use to abuse and feed my brain
It's the cat box, it needs to be changed, it's the pain
It's my habitat, it needs to be cleaned, it's my car
It's the fast talk they use to abuse and feed my brain
It's the cat box, it needs to be changed, it's the pain
"If a human you wish to see, you must first answer these questions three..."
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"If a human you wish to see, you must first answer these questions three..."
Has she actually slashed fraud losses? Or just auto-denied claims for their customers who have to then escalate their claims to get an actual human to review?
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Has she actually slashed fraud losses? Or just auto-denied claims for their customers who have to then escalate their claims to get an actual human to review?
When the sunset scene transitions seamlessly to the pearly gates scene
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When the sunset scene transitions seamlessly to the pearly gates scene
Me to my 12 followers knowing I'm about to do another bid for posting too hard
a bald man with glasses and a beard is standing in front of a glass wall .
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a beard is standing in front of a glass wall .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Me to my 12 followers knowing I'm about to do another bid for posting too hard
"They knew the good-natured German Michael in us, always ready to shed sentimental tears for the injustice done to them. One suddenly has the impression that the Berlin Jewish population consists only of little babies whose childish helplessness might move us, or else fragile old ladies"
-Goebbels
-Goebbels
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"They knew the good-natured German Michael in us, always ready to shed sentimental tears for the injustice done to them. One suddenly has the impression that the Berlin Jewish population consists only of little babies whose childish helplessness might move us, or else fragile old ladies"
-Goebbels
-Goebbels
They aren't sneaking in to get to their seat faster. They're sneaking in to put BOTH of their carryon bags in the overhead bins
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They aren't sneaking in to get to their seat faster. They're sneaking in to put BOTH of their carryon bags in the overhead bins
Had the same issue with fubo getting gobbled up by Disney and I couldn't merge ESPN+
Just put a fraud charge on your CC and note that you have no way of canceling the account
Just put a fraud charge on your CC and note that you have no way of canceling the account
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Had the same issue with fubo getting gobbled up by Disney and I couldn't merge ESPN+
Just put a fraud charge on your CC and note that you have no way of canceling the account
Just put a fraud charge on your CC and note that you have no way of canceling the account
She goes to a different NFL team
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
She goes to a different NFL team
A dynasty that never gains territory or expands influence
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A dynasty that never gains territory or expands influence
Or Timmy wouldn't go out on stage that night...
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Or Timmy wouldn't go out on stage that night...
Get you a political party that loves you the way Democrats love rehabbing Republicans
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Get you a political party that loves you the way Democrats love rehabbing Republicans
The sooner normal people disabuse themselves of the notion that military/policing is some mythical force upholding civil society and come around to see it as the violent force that upholds capitalist exploitation of workers, the better
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The sooner normal people disabuse themselves of the notion that military/policing is some mythical force upholding civil society and come around to see it as the violent force that upholds capitalist exploitation of workers, the better
A golden age for Wallet Inspectors, many are saying
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A golden age for Wallet Inspectors, many are saying