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Nick Semper Tyrannis
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Let *me* radicalize you *and* lead you to despair.

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Verified.
Worse than Watergate.
The Left's Joe Rogan.
It enjoyer.

Hobbies: Gardening, woodworking, jury nullification, old trucks.
Pinned
Sending pigpoopballs to the FBI tip line is praxis.
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no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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this edible ain’t shit

[2 hrs later]
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My chickens are backpack straps and my fences are rolling chairs.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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had the intrusive thought "late Fergalicious period" time to go home
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mushroom workers formed their own mycelium network. Incredible.
Your Thanksgiving gravy tastes better when you use union mushrooms. Let's give a huge thanks to workers like "Adan" who harvest mushrooms for Monterey Mushrooms under a UFW contract. On an average day, he picks 240-280 of the blue baskets you see in this vid. #WeFeedYou
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Time to put another notch in this skeet:

bsky.app/profile/jdac...
We live in a cyberpunk future, but only in stupid ways.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yesterday a recruiter accidentally sent me the email saying I got the job, then when I replied she apologized for sending the wrong email.

She explained that I was the second choice and had not been selected. This was followed by the automated rejection email from Workday.

I am now The Joker.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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ALL OF THIS! Let's run this one up.

#BlackSky
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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/3 Asserting the (legally correct) point that members of the military may refuse illegal orders is not conspiring to overthrow the government or hinder the laws by force.

You can tell because if it were seditious conspiracy Trump would be pardoning it.

www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Stewart Rhodes, convicted of seditious conspiracy and released by Trump, visits Capitol Hill
Rhodes, the far-right Oath Keepers extremist group founder, was found guilty of orchestrating a weekslong plot that culminated in his followers attacking the U.S. Capitol in a desperate bid to keep Tr...
www.pbs.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm gonna stick with the guidance from my Pop-pop's old Blue Jacket's handbook. Affix bayonets and stand ready.
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I don't know the context, but I agree.
I will never forgive white ppl for this.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Unexpected item in bagging area."
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Firehouse Subs: "You have to download our app to get your free birthday sub now."

Me:
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Restaurant: Scan this QR code to view our menu.

Me:
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Now THIS????

is a white man!

this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just a loosey shotgun shell in the lipstick bin at this estate sale.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Without knowing the context, I agree.
Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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'Drop dead' is an underrated comeback. It's almost as good as 'Beat it, grandpa'.
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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pullin up to the monster mash like
“i got nipples greg. could you milk me?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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what are we even doing here
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Taking someone's job and healthcare away in this economy is an act of violence.

If your manager says "You got a minute?" and leads you into a conference room with an HR rep, this should be reasonable grounds for self defense with no duty to retreat.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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picture of the Titty Nuclear Power Plant for the timeline
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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what was his crime? being right? having a succulent correct take?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM