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Nick Semper Tyrannis
@nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
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Let *me* radicalize you *and* lead you to despair.

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Verified.
Worse than Watergate.
The Left's Joe Rogan.
It enjoyer.

Hobbies: Gardening, woodworking, jury nullification, old trucks.
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"Unexpected item in bagging area."
Seditious behavior punishable by death.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Firehouse Subs: "You have to download our app to get your free birthday sub now."

Me:
Trump tweet: seditious behavior punishable by death.
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Restaurant: Scan this QR code to view our menu.

Me:
Trump tweet "seditious behavior punishable by death"
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Just a loosey shotgun shell in the lipstick bin at this estate sale.
A vintage lipstick and a shotgun shell being held in a hand.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Happy Space Heater Dangerousness Awareness Month to all who celebrate.
An American electric outlet that caught the fuck on fire and melted. It's being held in a white hand. I'm white.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Chat, did my garden grow a shrimp?
A piece of a root of sweet potato that kinda looks like a shrimp.
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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My Gmail isn't encrypted, but your secrets are safe with my ADHD.
A Gmail inbox containing 25,555 messages and 362 drafts.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Update: victory
Sony MZ-NH600D mini disc walkman playing a song by the aquabats. The screen is working properly.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Hell yeah, brother.
A Sony mini disc walkman, still working.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Old man winter is posting hog.
A polar vortex radar map that kinda looks like a willy.
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Deciding what to post this morning...
Choosing between "it's November 10th there is a circulatory system in the kitchen" and "remembering the Edmund Fitzgerald."
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Quint's Indianapolis monologue from Jaws in the zoran mamdani graphic design style
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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A zoran style graphic that reads "Pierogi for anyone but Alan Derahowitz"
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social what are you up to.
LinkedIn listing for a data scientist for a company called Jerry.
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Mind your business.
A billboard in Nashville that says "armed minorities are harder to oppress" with a pride flag on it. The billboard says it was sponsored by the community and a better way 2 a dot com.
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The caption "'America First'crowd when it's time to feed 40 million Americans" over a grayscale cgi face that expresses barely-contained anger.
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Pete Seger warned us this would happen.
Donald Trump's post about the all-marble Lincoln bathroom renovation.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Throwing the worst ideas into the group chat like they're hand grenades.
Concept: a podcast about how we're the last cis white men without a podcast.
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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The east wing of the white house being demolished with the caption "it's just a prank, bro."
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I say keep the mud hole and let's go four-wheeling in some decommissioned USPS jeeps.
Satellite images show demolition of the east wing of the white house
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Keep going. Knock it all down.
Construction equipment tearing to own parts of the White House to build a ballroom.
October 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Life hack: charge this thing whenever your witchy friends remind each other to charge their crystals.
A sealed lead acid battery jump box that must be charged every 30 days.
October 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Always
Qui gon Jim: there's always a stupider joke
October 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I have similar labels on my carry weapon and my trauma kit.
A bin on the shed door holding a torch and a fire extinguisher labeled more fire/less fire.
October 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM